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[quote name="Oom Shnibble"]Dude goes out with a smoking hot 34C babe on a first date. Things go absolutely fucking brilliantly and at the end of it after a few drinks they end up at her place getting hot and heavy on the couch. Dude is pulling all his best moves and soon he has those ngorgeous (See what I did there?) out of her tanktop and he is sucking the nipples on one when he gets a huge shock. Suddenly a bit of pink liquid coming out of the nipples. So she tells him not to worry, the truth is that she had a kid recently and she had strawberry milkshake implants inserted. Dude think this is a bit off but fuckit, he's got a raging boner and he's almost ready to get going. So he just moves onto the next tit and soon a brown milk substance starts coming out. At this point he is all "what the fuck" and takes a few mouthfuls. He then asks if it is chocolate milkshake and she responds "No, breastcancer."[/quote]