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| Even better. by Oom Shnibble 03/09/2012, 7:38am PST | ||||
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| Dude goes out with a smoking hot 34C babe on a first date. Things go absolutely fucking brilliantly and at the end of it after a few drinks they end up at her place getting hot and heavy on the couch. Dude is pulling all his best moves and soon he has those ngorgeous (See what I did there?) out of her tanktop and he is sucking the nipples on one when he gets a huge shock. Suddenly a bit of pink liquid coming out of the nipples. So she tells him not to worry, the truth is that she had a kid recently and she had strawberry milkshake implants inserted. Dude think this is a bit off but fuckit, he's got a raging boner and he's almost ready to get going. So he just moves onto the next tit and soon a brown milk substance starts coming out. At this point he is all "what the fuck" and takes a few mouthfuls. He then asks if it is chocolate milkshake and she responds "No, breastcancer." | ||||
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Raunchy and sick sex joke by 02/20/2012, 5:49am PST  an even better (what?) NT by 02/20/2012, 7:20am PST Even better. by 03/09/2012, 7:38am PST I've got an even raunchier joke, this one's really sick by 03/13/2012, 10:11am PDT I will pay you twice as much as ICJ to stop posting NT by 03/09/2012, 7:58am PST Fine. That's $20 and my PayPal address is paul@paul-robinson.us NT by 03/13/2012, 10:12am PDT I guess you weren't really interested in making me stop posting, I'm doing more NT by 03/15/2012, 9:57pm PDT It's true, making you stop posting is priced to sell. Why wouldn't he jump on t NT by 03/16/2012, 9:49am PDT I spent €35 on that shitty Jagged Alliance: BIA game. Shoulda given it to the by 03/16/2012, 1:21pm PDT |
