Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: A third Kyanka project that will never amount to anything

[quote name="i_hate_goons.vbs"][quote]We here in the luxurious Something Awful headquarters are exploring the possibility of making a certain game that will undoubtedly revolutionize the entertainment industry as you know it. No, it is not a sequel to Night Trap. Since we're in the preliminary stages, I thought I might see if any goons have experience working with Unity 3D, to possibly hire them to work for Something Awful. If you're competent in Unity 3D and this idea might appeal to you, drop me a line at lowtax@somethingawful.com. You don't have to include a formal resume or anything; just provide a general overview of your experience and skills and whatever. If you're not interested but you clicked this announcement anyway, then please humbly accept this precious photograph of a grandfather and his grandson.[/quote] (He posted a wacky picture of a headswapped pair that he, of course, did not make himself.) Lowtax is pathetic. You can tell his life is empty. Dont get me wrong, mine is too. But he has these amazing ideas at 3 AM and rushes out to the forums to post and hopefully harvest "talent" from. If this is a paid position then due the bare fucking minimum and post a job ad someplace. Your forum is filled with disgusting children. There isn't some rock star Unity 3D dev out there just PRAYING!!!! for you to give him the golden ticket. This project will go nowhere like the last two did. [/quote]