We here in the luxurious Something Awful headquarters are exploring the possibility of making a certain game that will undoubtedly revolutionize the entertainment industry as you know it. No, it is not a sequel to Night Trap. Since we're in the preliminary stages, I thought I might see if any goons have experience working with Unity 3D, to possibly hire them to work for Something Awful.

If you're competent in Unity 3D and this idea might appeal to you, drop me a line at lowtax@somethingawful.com. You don't have to include a formal resume or anything; just provide a general overview of your experience and skills and whatever.

If you're not interested but you clicked this announcement anyway, then please humbly accept this precious photograph of a grandfather and his grandson.