Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Re: Some of this stuff is OK

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Bucket of fried chicken? Living the dream there. But a junior help desk guy at 56? What was his previous occupation? Was he the goddamn Colonel?[/quote] The bucket of fried chicken entry is one that always makes me laugh. That guy was nicknamed "trash panda" by more than one person. Let's just say he doesn't practice "portion control". And of course it generated tons of belches and then sleepiness. I'm really at a point where I'd like everyone to stop eating at their desks -- there's another guy here who is maybe even more unbelievably awful than Dorkus in this respect. He eats with his mouth open and makes smacking and slurping sounds basically all day long at his desk. I call him Slurpy. Anyway, like I said Dorkus is a professional magician and general weirdo. But a day job in IT is also living the dream -- low effort and high pay. Until management got fed up with him, of course.[/quote]