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Re: Some of this stuff is OK by laudablepuss 03/23/2019, 8:42pm PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Bucket of fried chicken? Living the dream there.

But a junior help desk guy at 56? What was his previous occupation? Was he the goddamn Colonel?


The bucket of fried chicken entry is one that always makes me laugh. That guy was nicknamed "trash panda" by more than one person. Let's just say he doesn't practice "portion control". And of course it generated tons of belches and then sleepiness. I'm really at a point where I'd like everyone to stop eating at their desks -- there's another guy here who is maybe even more unbelievably awful than Dorkus in this respect. He eats with his mouth open and makes smacking and slurping sounds basically all day long at his desk. I call him Slurpy.

Anyway, like I said Dorkus is a professional magician and general weirdo. But a day job in IT is also living the dream -- low effort and high pay. Until management got fed up with him, of course.
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Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT NEW
    I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT NEW
        Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT NEW
    Re: Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 2:12pm PST NEW
    Wait, are you saying that the cool kids are using Firefox now? by Chrome takes all my memory 12/21/2017, 3:21pm PST NEW
        No no by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 3:33pm PST NEW
    My renewed log (long, stupid) by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 4:03pm PST NEW
        Some of this stuff is OK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2019, 9:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: Some of this stuff is OK by laudablepuss 03/23/2019, 8:42pm PDT NEW
    RIP Dorkus by laudablepuss 03/22/2019, 8:00pm PDT NEW
        F NT by Ghost of admin future 03/22/2019, 9:02pm PDT NEW
 
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