Caltrops - Balance of Power





	[quote name="Roop"]Holy shit that Mysterio sure was a cunt! I know you guys all love disagreeing and picking on Vested ID, but you sure do make him look... sane. Just something to keep in mind, carry on. Anyway, there's this big story, and the big story seems to be how it can't be a big story. Like Gamergate back at the start, only the professionals are handling things now. Lots of talk, even here, how Rudy Ghuliiani is a prick. Wait who? Who is this guy? O yes now I remember that old fart I once didn't vote for, yeah and then stopped giving a shit about years and years ago, that's right. Who gives a shit about this Rudy? And Putin, there he is behind every corner just out of sight, in his pointy black Putin hat. I don't give two shits about Putin. Let's imagine something: Putin! Carrying two black briefcases, and he walks out and places them both on a card table and says into a camera, "Greetings people of America!" In perfect English, because we all know he can really speak English, and in a thick western accent like he's trying to sound like John Wayne. "Pardners! I got me here two briefcases, and each contain extensive dossiers on both Biden and Trump! Lots of bribery and sex, some true some lies, and I haven't even told you everything! Haha! Har! Har! Hoo! Hoo!" Then he'd wink like the Ruskie he is and tip his pointy western Putin hat. Who the fuck cares? But the <i>election!</i> Shut the fuck up! Exactly, the <i>fucking</i> election! We open the case, let's see. We corroborate, we examine each piece and see what's what. Just assume it's all bullshit unless we can confirm. Hold on! And not <i>just Trump's dossier</i> you fucking assholes! We open and look at both! We're Americans for fuck sake we're supposed to know the truth. But wait! A bunch of retired spooks have all signed a letter saying they haven't actually seen what's inside these cases but they have examined their <i>feelings</i> and their <i>feelings</i> told them it's all Putin's <i>lies!</i> Lies! Lies! Lies! Signed, 50 spooks. Yeah why don't we actually look first before deciding everything is all lies. For fuck's sake! I can't believe you motherfuckers, even here, all you got to talk about is how Rudy Ghouliannni is an asshole, wasn't there a thread about that already a decade ago? We all agree? Let's move on. I guess I have to do this. So apparently there's a particular video of Hunter Biden getting a blowjob, and whatever meth or crack or whiskey or whatever it is, the man lasts all the way through Stephen Colbert's monolog and on through the break. Colbert must be going crazy not talking about this. It's that important, the story is that big. That's the real story, really. We learned.. what everybody suspected anyway, but it's just the lengths to which this is being ignored. Nothing to see nothing to see, la la la. Seriously? If there ever was any doubt about media bias, sweet Jesus. Glen Greenwald said fuck it and quit. Apparently people spotted Hunter banging one of Obama's daughters, like they think they could match moles or something, have these zoomed-in screenshots. I'm calling bullshit. No fucking way Obama let Hunter anywhere near his fucking daughters! An interesting loan from China. Joe was asked about a particular email and just shouted about PUTIN dossiers, but the email this was sent to a Bo Bobolinski. This person <i>corroborated</i> this item. He says the email is, in fact, REAL. <i>But Ghuiannni!</i> Yes, indeed. Seems it's one of those loans you can take as long as you want to take paying back. One of those friendly kind of loans between friends. Interesting. There's lot of stuff. Biden's brother getting rich off the Iraq war. O and I remember Joe Biden beating the war drum the loudest back in the day, I have no doubt that prick would still love more war. It's not like Joe is special of course, it's as if he sent his brother and his son to go looting the Iraqi Walmart and then we came and arrested just Joe for this. Poor Joe. But everybody sent ther kids and brothers to go looting! That's why we were there for crying out loud! So not fair. It's not that Joe Biden's the worst person, he's just the absolute worst candidate they could have picked. Any of them would have been great, but especially if they would have been younger than Trump. Here we are, about to elect a guy who is probably too old for public office, because they're <i>both too fucking old to hold office!</i> The insanity of it. The Republicans love giving Biden shit for his cognitive decline. They better watch it. Trump is one of those people who doesn't need sleep, running on 3-4 hours a night. People like this commonly have a sudden onset of Alzheimer's. And it's not an issue because the Democrats are a bunch of fucking idiots. Hey maybe next time, pick the best match, not based on whose fucking turn it is. Then they go on to insult not just the Evangelicals, but the Catholics. I remember when you had lest had to kiss their ass then ignore them after the election. Hey let's burn the Symbol of the South and Southern Pride stupid racist flag! Toppling statues, good God. I know you guys think it's racist... but they don't. I remember when everybody not only had to kiss the South's ass, you needed a Southerner on the ticket! I guess the Democrats figured like with Obama, just have a black person and you can ignore the South. LOL fucking morons! I'm voting Trump! Really the only reason... is I want to come here to Caltrops and see the Mysterio Cunts howl and cry the real cunt tears. O and the news shows will be hilarious also. I know they'll be holding scream at the sky rallies, and then certainly riots afterwards. With the election over maybe we'll finally have our Kent State Moment. Probably will be a landslide, but who am I kidding: we'll be counting chads until Christmas. Now honestly if I'm wrong and Biden wins? I'll still be laughing hysterically, and of course that'll get me first in line at the Truth and Rehabilitation Commission. [/quote]