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Balance of Power
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by Roop 10/30/2020, 4:24pm PDT |
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Holy shit that Mysterio sure was a cunt! I know you guys all love disagreeing and picking on Vested ID, but you sure do make him look... sane. Just something to keep in mind, carry on.
Anyway, there's this big story, and the big story seems to be how it can't be a big story. Like Gamergate back at the start, only the professionals are handling things now. Lots of talk, even here, how Rudy Ghuliiani is a prick. Wait who? Who is this guy? O yes now I remember that old fart I once didn't vote for, yeah and then stopped giving a shit about years and years ago, that's right. Who gives a shit about this Rudy? And Putin, there he is behind every corner just out of sight, in his pointy black Putin hat. I don't give two shits about Putin.
Let's imagine something: Putin! Carrying two black briefcases, and he walks out and places them both on a card table and says into a camera, "Greetings people of America!" In perfect English, because we all know he can really speak English, and in a thick western accent like he's trying to sound like John Wayne. "Pardners! I got me here two briefcases, and each contain extensive dossiers on both Biden and Trump! Lots of bribery and sex, some true some lies, and I haven't even told you everything! Haha! Har! Har! Hoo! Hoo!" Then he'd wink like the Ruskie he is and tip his pointy western Putin hat.
Who the fuck cares? But the election! Shut the fuck up! Exactly, the fucking election! We open the case, let's see. We corroborate, we examine each piece and see what's what. Just assume it's all bullshit unless we can confirm. Hold on! And not just Trump's dossier you fucking assholes! We open and look at both! We're Americans for fuck sake we're supposed to know the truth. But wait! A bunch of retired spooks have all signed a letter saying they haven't actually seen what's inside these cases but they have examined their feelings and their feelings told them it's all Putin's lies! Lies! Lies! Lies! Signed, 50 spooks.
Yeah why don't we actually look first before deciding everything is all lies. For fuck's sake! I can't believe you motherfuckers, even here, all you got to talk about is how Rudy Ghouliannni is an asshole, wasn't there a thread about that already a decade ago? We all agree? Let's move on. I guess I have to do this.
So apparently there's a particular video of Hunter Biden getting a blowjob, and whatever meth or crack or whiskey or whatever it is, the man lasts all the way through Stephen Colbert's monolog and on through the break. Colbert must be going crazy not talking about this. It's that important, the story is that big. That's the real story, really. We learned.. what everybody suspected anyway, but it's just the lengths to which this is being ignored. Nothing to see nothing to see, la la la. Seriously? If there ever was any doubt about media bias, sweet Jesus. Glen Greenwald said fuck it and quit.
Apparently people spotted Hunter banging one of Obama's daughters, like they think they could match moles or something, have these zoomed-in screenshots. I'm calling bullshit. No fucking way Obama let Hunter anywhere near his fucking daughters!
An interesting loan from China. Joe was asked about a particular email and just shouted about PUTIN dossiers, but the email this was sent to a Bo Bobolinski. This person corroborated this item. He says the email is, in fact, REAL. But Ghuiannni! Yes, indeed. Seems it's one of those loans you can take as long as you want to take paying back. One of those friendly kind of loans between friends. Interesting. There's lot of stuff. Biden's brother getting rich off the Iraq war. O and I remember Joe Biden beating the war drum the loudest back in the day, I have no doubt that prick would still love more war. It's not like Joe is special of course, it's as if he sent his brother and his son to go looting the Iraqi Walmart and then we came and arrested just Joe for this. Poor Joe. But everybody sent ther kids and brothers to go looting! That's why we were there for crying out loud! So not fair.
It's not that Joe Biden's the worst person, he's just the absolute worst candidate they could have picked. Any of them would have been great, but especially if they would have been younger than Trump. Here we are, about to elect a guy who is probably too old for public office, because they're both too fucking old to hold office! The insanity of it. The Republicans love giving Biden shit for his cognitive decline. They better watch it. Trump is one of those people who doesn't need sleep, running on 3-4 hours a night. People like this commonly have a sudden onset of Alzheimer's. And it's not an issue because the Democrats are a bunch of fucking idiots. Hey maybe next time, pick the best match, not based on whose fucking turn it is. Then they go on to insult not just the Evangelicals, but the Catholics. I remember when you had lest had to kiss their ass then ignore them after the election. Hey let's burn the Symbol of the South and Southern Pride stupid racist flag! Toppling statues, good God. I know you guys think it's racist... but they don't. I remember when everybody not only had to kiss the South's ass, you needed a Southerner on the ticket! I guess the Democrats figured like with Obama, just have a black person and you can ignore the South. LOL fucking morons!
I'm voting Trump! Really the only reason... is I want to come here to Caltrops and see the Mysterio Cunts howl and cry the real cunt tears. O and the news shows will be hilarious also. I know they'll be holding scream at the sky rallies, and then certainly riots afterwards. With the election over maybe we'll finally have our Kent State Moment. Probably will be a landslide, but who am I kidding: we'll be counting chads until Christmas.
Now honestly if I'm wrong and Biden wins? I'll still be laughing hysterically, and of course that'll get me first in line at the Truth and Rehabilitation Commission. |
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Twitter, Facebook censor New York Post story: can't post link, NY Post by locked out of Twitter account 10/14/2020, 3:30pm PDT 
Good. Time to stop the BULLSHIT by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 3:41pm PDT 
Yeah. They blocked a Russian disinformation campaign. Good. NT by Guy that prefers things 10/14/2020, 3:42pm PDT 
What do you mean by Is this a troll 10/14/2020, 3:49pm PDT 
Might be the best / worst post in Caltrops history by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 8:22pm PDT 
Make no mistake, by on Twitter and Facebook 10/14/2020, 9:42pm PDT 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH by holy shit 10/14/2020, 8:29pm PDT 
Best post I've ever read NT by - 10/14/2020, 9:17pm PDT 
I want you to say you believe it all so when by Ulrachi 10/14/2020, 10:14pm PDT 
Thought so. NT by Ulrachi 10/16/2020, 10:33am PDT 
Re: What do you mean by Ulrachi 10/20/2020, 5:43am PDT 
Re: What do you mean by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 9:44am PDT 
Re: What do you mean by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 9:54am PDT 
You're such a dumb and worthless BOWL OF SHIT by guys it's RUDY 10/30/2020, 10:01am PDT 
Re: You're such a dumb and worthless BOWL OF SHIT by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 10:14am PDT 
Take a month to cool off. by The new Dick Clownshoes 10/30/2020, 10:30am PDT 
Needed to be done. NT by Horus Truthteller 10/30/2020, 10:47am PDT 
Calling out Trumpee cultists is now a bannable offense? by Kill the site now 10/31/2020, 8:44am PDT 
I'm gonna undo all banned IPs today by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2020, 9:59am PDT 
'...Trump cultists...full blow fascism' by you said this seriously 10/31/2020, 11:38pm PDT 
Here's a clue: what "dossier"? NT by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 9:56am PDT 
Who knows? You guys made this shit up. You tell us about NT by the dossier, maaaaaaaaaaaan. 10/30/2020, 10:05am PDT 
This is really taking off. So you should be able to learn about the dossier. NT by Gharik 10/30/2020, 12:04pm PDT 
It isn't going away and there will be consequences for the liars by The Consequences Guy 10/30/2020, 12:45pm PDT 
Re: This is really taking off. So you should be able to learn about the dossier. by Roop 10/30/2020, 4:24pm PDT 
Be Best. by Melania 10/14/2020, 4:03pm PDT 
You seem to not understand that the summary you posted is a lie NT by laudablepuss 10/14/2020, 5:59pm PDT 
It's a paragraph from a NY Post story that was censored NT by on Twitter and Facebook 10/14/2020, 7:26pm PDT 
Which is part of a Soviet disinformation campaign by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 8:23pm PDT 
Yes. It's also ass backward from reality. NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2020, 12:28am PDT 
This is what they think people believe. by JPG Man 10/15/2020, 9:55am PDT 
Reduced to sharing Reddit screenshots, pathetic by Vested Id 10/15/2020, 10:44am PDT 
..... You get that the story is fake, right..? NT by Mysterio 10/15/2020, 12:18pm PDT 
You're insane NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2020, 2:34pm PDT 
2nd-term Trump would not nationalize Facebook and Twitter. NT by MM 10/15/2020, 4:43pm PDT 
When she campaigns for you, you'd think these idiots would have heard of NT by Barbara Steisand 10/15/2020, 5:08pm PDT 
Congats, you made a stupider post than the Bannon and Rudy guy. NT by Mysterio 10/15/2020, 5:11pm PDT 
What you want from a Russian Bot NT by Barbara Steisand 10/15/2020, 8:27pm PDT 
Twitter just did a 180 by Vested Id 10/15/2020, 9:54pm PDT 
Your guy just retweeted the Babylon Bee NT by The "Oops, Donny" Guy 10/16/2020, 7:57am PDT 
Everyone should retweet the Babylon Bee NT by Vested Id 10/16/2020, 8:36am PDT 
He can retweet it all he wants in a couple weeks. NT by Mysterio 10/16/2020, 8:41am PDT 
You still believe every word of it right? You kind of have to. by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 7:56am PDT 
Still, probably a good idea to go back and hide in the basement by Roop 10/20/2020, 9:05am PDT 
Huh? NT by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 10:09am PDT 
For Roop, it's irrational fear to fail to believe Russian disinformation by laudablepuss 10/20/2020, 10:38am PDT 
Mental derangement by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 10:57am PDT 
What was that, you LYING FUCK? by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 11:18am PDT 
Listen to the blob, says Mysterio NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 11:31am PDT 
Listen to Ghouliani says the dumb cretinous fuckstain by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 11:50am PDT 
I take all this as a Cables bit and I think it's wonderful NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 12:02pm PDT 
How did he get those photos NT by You think in other people's tweets? 10/20/2020, 9:51am PDT 
Re: How did he get those photos by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 10:11am PDT 
Can this also be the Russians? NT by You think in other people's tweets? 10/20/2020, 11:16am PDT 
THREAD IS LOCKED NT by THREAD IS LOCKED 10/20/2020, 12:05pm PDT 
? NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 12:31pm PDT 
Here are journos that can't believe the account is still locked. by Ulrachi 10/25/2020, 12:36pm PDT 
Re: Here are journos that can't believe the account is still locked. by Mysterio 10/25/2020, 1:14pm PDT 
Nothing to do with Russia by Vested Id 10/25/2020, 7:40pm PDT 
We know you're a fucking gash that believes every detail about the laptop story NT by No need to remind us, retard 10/26/2020, 7:29am PDT 
You're honestly embarrassing yourself. NT by Mysterio 10/26/2020, 7:41am PDT 
Yes we clearly all agree with this NT by Jack Dorsey's cute nosering 10/28/2020, 11:36pm PDT 
You need to remember that most people are too dumb to think for themselves. by Injustice 10/29/2020, 2:13am PDT 
I think they did it to punish the New York Post. by Horus Truthteller 10/29/2020, 5:42am PDT 
Re: I think they did it to punish the New York Post. by Injustice 10/29/2020, 5:46pm PDT 
Why is it only when righties get deplatformed do lefties get up in arms? by Mischief Maker 10/29/2020, 6:04pm PDT 
Re: Why is it only when righties get deplatformed do lefties get up in arms? by Injustice 10/29/2020, 6:52pm PDT 
I, the guy who married Courtney Love, knows all about recognizing intelligence NT by Kurt Cobain 10/29/2020, 6:56pm PDT 
Kurt Cobain by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 6:03am PDT 
I'm sorry, your low-effort post deserved a high-effort response. by Injustice 10/30/2020, 2:08am PDT 
Re: I'm sorry, your low-effort post deserved a high-effort response. by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 6:01am PDT 
You're trying to convince me child rapist Don Trump isn't a very good president. by Injustice 10/30/2020, 3:57pm PDT 
Ya know what Curt also said? by The Consequences Guy 10/30/2020, 4:10pm PDT 
The American Greens are nothing like the Canadian ones. by Mischief Maker 10/31/2020, 1:28pm PDT 
Good to know. by Injustice 10/31/2020, 10:33pm PDT 
"Roop and Jerry are two of Caltrops' best contributors." NT by Guy who died on 10/29/2020 10/31/2020, 11:18pm PDT 
Hunter is the son that lived. Joe got a raw deal. NT by IPB 10/31/2020, 3:04am PDT 
Tucker backs out after his source is revealed to literally be AI-generated. by Mischief Maker 10/31/2020, 7:41am PDT 
The NY Post won by Vested Id 10/31/2020, 9:58am PDT 
Daily Show talks to some Trump supporters by Lookin' good, Bleach Sippers 10/31/2020, 1:43pm PDT 
NY Post outed a paramedic that had an OnlyFans by Vested ID supports this completely 12/14/2020, 10:16am PST 
Guys, Caltrops is an alt-right site, it is! It is! by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 12/14/2020, 10:30am PST 
What happened to being sex-positive and affirming women MM? NT by Scandalous! 12/14/2020, 8:47pm PST 
This is the guy that cried like an absolute bitch cunt about getting banned. by Horus Truthteller 12/15/2020, 7:02am PST 
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