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I'm sorry, your low-effort post deserved a high-effort response. by Injustice 10/30/2020, 2:08am PDT
In the last federal election, I voted for the Green Party candidate. And he won! Meanwhile, you voted for the Democratic candidate, and they still probably lost. As far as I'm concerned, that makes me a saavier political operator than you'll ever be. I can tell you the exact point I decided to vote Green: the night before the election, an NDP canvasser came to my door. He asked me who I was planning to vote for. I told him the truth, that it was either them or the Greens. Instead of telling me what I wanted to hear - what the NDP could do for me - something like "yeah, they're stronger on environmental issues, but we'd rather spend that money on social programs," instead he couldn't wait to go negative. He told me the Greens were planning to take away my abortion rights (which are a big deal to me, because I'm one abortion away from a free submarine sandwich). I knew that was a half-truth: the leader of the Greens may have said she wouldn't compel her MPs to vote one way or the other on ANY issue, but the fact is every Green candidate was pro-choice anyway. All his other talking points were in the same vein, it was fucking disgusting and reminded me why I vote Green in the first place: because the established left-wing parties couldn't wait to cut the Greens out of the debate, and thereby secure their left flank, so they could challenge the right-wing parties on social issues while at the same time shifting their own economic policies closer to the centre.

Let's not talk about the last provincial election, held a few days ago, where my other Green Party candidate lost miserably to the NDP. I wasn't too broken up about it - they would've been my second choice, if I lived in a country with a first-world electoral system, where voters rank candidates in order of preference. But Canada is still stuck in the Dark Ages, with a first-past-the-post system. Did you know that Justin Trudeau's Liberals actually ran on a platform of electoral reform? After the election, Trudeau decided the Canadian desire for electoral reform was actually a desire for a change of government, and now that we had the government we wanted, reform was unnecessary. What a fucking shitweasel.

Mischief Maker wrote:



I'm sure these tweets make perfect sense to someone steeped in American political news, but they're literally unintelligible to me. I only read American news when they're getting ready to bomb the rest of us. That hasn't happened too much since Trump took office! And the lefties can't wait to attack him for his "doveishness". At least they could respect Reagan, and Bush, and the other Bush, because they didn't kowtow to dictators - they took 'em out. And hundreds of thousands of civilians along with them, leaving their countries measurably worse off than they were before. Even Clinton and Obama launched cruise missiles - at someone, somewhere, who knows the specifics. Ask an American of any political persuasion to justify the invasion of Panama, and they'll have to check Wikipedia just to make sure it really happened. But Trump did call Trudeau a two-faced shitweasel, didn't he? Well that's just being honest. Trudeau is the kind of guy who can spend his days deriding any criticism of his immigration policy as "racist," while simultaneously spending his nights singing Day-O in blackface. Meanwhile, NDP leader Jagmeet Singh would say a fair immigration policy would preference family reunification, helping immigrants bring over their wives and children, over flooding the labour market with able brown bodies. But what does the right honourable Mr. Singh know about the immigrant experience?

I'm getting off track. The point is, I have issues that matter to me, and freeze peach on the internet is one of them. I've come out on Caltrops to defend such despicables as Rock Paper Shotgun's Claudia Lo, and Ars Technica's Ben Kuchera, and now even the fucking NY Post. I know this is Noam Chomsky-advocating-for-Robert Faurisson levels of cutting off my nose to spite my face, but it's my nose, and it's too big anyway. You should know something about that, you fucking tranny-loving kike.

Don't listen to me. I usually just read Caltrops, but right now I'm on painkillers for a broken leg, and also a lot of scotch. You're probably my favourite poster after laudablepuss.
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Twitter, Facebook censor New York Post story: can't post link, NY Post by locked out of Twitter account 10/14/2020, 3:30pm PDT NEW
    Good. Time to stop the BULLSHIT by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 3:41pm PDT NEW
    Yeah. They blocked a Russian disinformation campaign. Good. NT by Guy that prefers things 10/14/2020, 3:42pm PDT NEW
        What do you mean by Is this a troll 10/14/2020, 3:49pm PDT NEW
            Might be the best / worst post in Caltrops history by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                Make no mistake, by on Twitter and Facebook 10/14/2020, 9:42pm PDT NEW
            AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH by holy shit 10/14/2020, 8:29pm PDT NEW
            Best post I've ever read NT by - 10/14/2020, 9:17pm PDT NEW
            I want you to say you believe it all so when by Ulrachi 10/14/2020, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                Thought so. NT by Ulrachi 10/16/2020, 10:33am PDT NEW
            Re: What do you mean by Ulrachi 10/20/2020, 5:43am PDT NEW
            Re: What do you mean by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 9:44am PDT NEW
                Re: What do you mean by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 9:54am PDT NEW
                    You're such a dumb and worthless BOWL OF SHIT by guys it's RUDY 10/30/2020, 10:01am PDT NEW
                        Re: You're such a dumb and worthless BOWL OF SHIT by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 10:14am PDT NEW
                        Take a month to cool off. by The new Dick Clownshoes 10/30/2020, 10:30am PDT NEW
                            Needed to be done. NT by Horus Truthteller 10/30/2020, 10:47am PDT NEW
                            Calling out Trumpee cultists is now a bannable offense? by Kill the site now 10/31/2020, 8:44am PDT NEW
                                I'm gonna undo all banned IPs today by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2020, 9:59am PDT NEW
                                '...Trump cultists...full blow fascism' by you said this seriously 10/31/2020, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                Here's a clue: what "dossier"? NT by Vested Id 10/30/2020, 9:56am PDT NEW
                    Who knows? You guys made this shit up. You tell us about NT by the dossier, maaaaaaaaaaaan. 10/30/2020, 10:05am PDT NEW
                    This is really taking off. So you should be able to learn about the dossier. NT by Gharik 10/30/2020, 12:04pm PDT NEW
                        It isn't going away and there will be consequences for the liars by The Consequences Guy 10/30/2020, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                        Re: This is really taking off. So you should be able to learn about the dossier. by Roop 10/30/2020, 4:24pm PDT NEW
    Be Best. by Melania 10/14/2020, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    You seem to not understand that the summary you posted is a lie NT by laudablepuss 10/14/2020, 5:59pm PDT NEW
        It's a paragraph from a NY Post story that was censored NT by on Twitter and Facebook 10/14/2020, 7:26pm PDT NEW
            Which is part of a Soviet disinformation campaign by Mysterio 10/14/2020, 8:23pm PDT NEW
            Yes. It's also ass backward from reality. NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2020, 12:28am PDT NEW
                This is what they think people believe. by JPG Man 10/15/2020, 9:55am PDT NEW
                    Reduced to sharing Reddit screenshots, pathetic by Vested Id 10/15/2020, 10:44am PDT NEW
                        ..... You get that the story is fake, right..? NT by Mysterio 10/15/2020, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                        You're insane NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2020, 2:34pm PDT NEW
    2nd-term Trump would not nationalize Facebook and Twitter. NT by MM 10/15/2020, 4:43pm PDT NEW
    When she campaigns for you, you'd think these idiots would have heard of NT by Barbara Steisand 10/15/2020, 5:08pm PDT NEW
        Congats, you made a stupider post than the Bannon and Rudy guy. NT by Mysterio 10/15/2020, 5:11pm PDT NEW
            What you want from a Russian Bot NT by Barbara Steisand 10/15/2020, 8:27pm PDT NEW
    Twitter just did a 180 by Vested Id 10/15/2020, 9:54pm PDT NEW
        Your guy just retweeted the Babylon Bee NT by The "Oops, Donny" Guy 10/16/2020, 7:57am PDT NEW
            Everyone should retweet the Babylon Bee NT by Vested Id 10/16/2020, 8:36am PDT NEW
                He can retweet it all he wants in a couple weeks. NT by Mysterio 10/16/2020, 8:41am PDT NEW
        You still believe every word of it right? You kind of have to. by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 7:56am PDT NEW
            Still, probably a good idea to go back and hide in the basement by Roop 10/20/2020, 9:05am PDT NEW
                Huh? NT by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    For Roop, it's irrational fear to fail to believe Russian disinformation by laudablepuss 10/20/2020, 10:38am PDT NEW
                        Mental derangement by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 10:57am PDT NEW
                            What was that, you LYING FUCK? by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 11:18am PDT NEW
                                Listen to the blob, says Mysterio NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 11:31am PDT NEW
                                    Listen to Ghouliani says the dumb cretinous fuckstain by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                        I take all this as a Cables bit and I think it's wonderful NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 12:02pm PDT NEW
            How did he get those photos NT by You think in other people's tweets? 10/20/2020, 9:51am PDT NEW
                Re: How did he get those photos by Mysterio 10/20/2020, 10:11am PDT NEW
                    Can this also be the Russians? NT by You think in other people's tweets? 10/20/2020, 11:16am PDT NEW
    THREAD IS LOCKED NT by THREAD IS LOCKED 10/20/2020, 12:05pm PDT NEW
        ? NT by Vested Id 10/20/2020, 12:31pm PDT NEW
    Here are journos that can't believe the account is still locked. by Ulrachi 10/25/2020, 12:36pm PDT NEW
        Re: Here are journos that can't believe the account is still locked. by Mysterio 10/25/2020, 1:14pm PDT NEW
        Nothing to do with Russia by Vested Id 10/25/2020, 7:40pm PDT NEW
            We know you're a fucking gash that believes every detail about the laptop story NT by No need to remind us, retard 10/26/2020, 7:29am PDT NEW
            You're honestly embarrassing yourself. NT by Mysterio 10/26/2020, 7:41am PDT NEW
        Yes we clearly all agree with this NT by Jack Dorsey's cute nosering 10/28/2020, 11:36pm PDT NEW
    You need to remember that most people are too dumb to think for themselves. by Injustice 10/29/2020, 2:13am PDT NEW
        I think they did it to punish the New York Post. by Horus Truthteller 10/29/2020, 5:42am PDT NEW
            Re: I think they did it to punish the New York Post. by Injustice 10/29/2020, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                Why is it only when righties get deplatformed do lefties get up in arms? by Mischief Maker 10/29/2020, 6:04pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Why is it only when righties get deplatformed do lefties get up in arms? by Injustice 10/29/2020, 6:52pm PDT NEW
                        I, the guy who married Courtney Love, knows all about recognizing intelligence NT by Kurt Cobain 10/29/2020, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                            Kurt Cobain by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 6:03am PDT NEW
                    I'm sorry, your low-effort post deserved a high-effort response. by Injustice 10/30/2020, 2:08am PDT NEW
                        Re: I'm sorry, your low-effort post deserved a high-effort response. by Mysterio 10/30/2020, 6:01am PDT NEW
                            You're trying to convince me child rapist Don Trump isn't a very good president. by Injustice 10/30/2020, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                                Ya know what Curt also said? by The Consequences Guy 10/30/2020, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                        The American Greens are nothing like the Canadian ones. by Mischief Maker 10/31/2020, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                            Good to know. by Injustice 10/31/2020, 10:33pm PDT NEW
                                "Roop and Jerry are two of Caltrops' best contributors." NT by Guy who died on 10/29/2020 10/31/2020, 11:18pm PDT NEW
    Hunter is the son that lived. Joe got a raw deal. NT by IPB 10/31/2020, 3:04am PDT NEW
    Tucker backs out after his source is revealed to literally be AI-generated. by Mischief Maker 10/31/2020, 7:41am PDT NEW
    The NY Post won by Vested Id 10/31/2020, 9:58am PDT NEW
    Daily Show talks to some Trump supporters by Lookin' good, Bleach Sippers 10/31/2020, 1:43pm PDT NEW
    NY Post outed a paramedic that had an OnlyFans by Vested ID supports this completely 12/14/2020, 10:16am PST NEW
        Guys, Caltrops is an alt-right site, it is! It is! by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 12/14/2020, 10:30am PST NEW
        What happened to being sex-positive and affirming women MM? NT by Scandalous! 12/14/2020, 8:47pm PST NEW
            This is the guy that cried like an absolute bitch cunt about getting banned. by Horus Truthteller 12/15/2020, 7:02am PST NEW
 
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