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	[quote name="Abdullah Al-Alaqim Zseni"][quote name="Mischief Shai-Hulud"]<A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/02/07/threat.level/index.html" TARGET="new">TERRER THRET MAUVE! HOLY FAWK! STAY AWAY FROM HOTELS, RESTERANTS, AND ANTI-WAR PROTESTS</A> If you believe that there's a connection between this heightened threat warning and Junior's latest push for war, the terrorists have already won. Microwaving his mail, the <B>Mischief Maker</B>[/quote] <big><i>FELLAS!</i></big> Tired of shelling out $15-$20 on movies tickets for that latest Hollywood confection of a thriller <i>just to get her to hold your hand?</i> <big>GW IS ON YOUR SIDE!</big> Manufacturing scares as real as they are pervasive, our country's leaders are fighting on the front lines of the headlines to <i>get your fucking ass laid!</i> <big>TELL HER <b>YOU COULD BE CALLED UP AT ANY MINUTE!</b></big> Yes, her hunted expression and OCD refreshing of the cnn.com front page might get a little nerve-wracking, but <i>remember what terrorism is all about!</i> <big>ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!</big> Plus nothing takes the edge off a long day <i>fearfully creeping away from Arabic-looking strangers</i> than a pile of orgasms <i>in your strong, loving, <b>potentially torn off by landmines</b> arms!</i> <big><b><i>YOU CAN'T LOSE!</i></b></big> Fellas, all we ask is that you remember this little favor, heh heh, next November. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA![/quote]