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by Abdullah Al-Alaqim Zseni 02/07/2003, 3:07pm PST |
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Mischief Shai-Hulud wrote:
TERRER THRET MAUVE! HOLY FAWK! STAY AWAY FROM HOTELS, RESTERANTS, AND ANTI-WAR PROTESTS
If you believe that there's a connection between this heightened threat warning and Junior's latest push for war, the terrorists have already won.
Microwaving his mail, the Mischief Maker
FELLAS! Tired of shelling out $15-$20 on movies tickets for that latest Hollywood confection of a thriller just to get her to hold your hand? GW IS ON YOUR SIDE! Manufacturing scares as real as they are pervasive, our country's leaders are fighting on the front lines of the headlines to get your fucking ass laid!
TELL HER YOU COULD BE CALLED UP AT ANY MINUTE!
Yes, her hunted expression and OCD refreshing of the cnn.com front page might get a little nerve-wracking, but remember what terrorism is all about! ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR! Plus nothing takes the edge off a long day fearfully creeping away from Arabic-looking strangers than a pile of orgasms in your strong, loving, potentially torn off by landmines arms!
YOU CAN'T LOSE!
Fellas, all we ask is that you remember this little favor, heh heh, next November.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! |
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