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	[quote name="Flurgendorf J. Creexul"]<font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:01:50 PM): your story made me sad <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:02:06 PM): also, I ordered a pizza about 2 minutes before reading it <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:02:13 PM): so now I feel sad AND guilty <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:02:34 PM): OHHHHHH <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:02:38 PM): I want a fucking pizza. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:02:38 PM): nigga <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:02:46 PM): The pizza places were closed yesterday night actually. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:02:50 PM): I couldn't decide between dominos and numero unos <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:02:51 PM): We got a bunch of snacks and that was nice though. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:02:57 PM): yeah, no power = no pizza <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:03:11 PM): Personally, if the power had just come back on, I'd celebrate with a nice pizza or something. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:03:15 PM): I'd do something. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:03:20 PM): I might even spend $5! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:03:24 PM): But apparently, no. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:03:33 PM): where does the money go? If not for food? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:03:53 PM): I have no idea. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:07:09 PM): and video cards <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:07:14 PM): who has a $10 video card? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:07:30 PM): Actually it would be $0 if I lived near him. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:07:32 PM): Like in his city. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:07:37 PM): It's $10 for the shipping. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:07:42 PM): it's free! <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:07:44 PM): that's good <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:07:48 PM): And then we were going to give him $20 extra just because. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:08:08 PM): why does Jsoh get SSI? Did he have a job? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:08:12 PM): The card is a Radeon 8500 that he's not using. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:08:18 PM): He did, but I think he was getting SSI then too. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:08:39 PM): that's weird <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:08:48 PM): I thought you only got it after you were employed a while <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:08:53 PM): Well it's some kind of deal mom dragged us through and made us get. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:08:59 PM): ohh <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:09:06 PM): I didn't get SSI, but I guess I could've if I went to that extremely demeaning retard school. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:09:28 PM): Going to a retard school is kind of like going to prison, except you go home (which is also like prison) after 7 hours each day. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:09:53 PM): What was really dumb is that he would go to the high school or something for an hour every day, and then on Wednesday the high school would start an hour later than other days, so he wouldn't go there at all. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:01 PM): But the teachers counted him as absent every day he didn't go there. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:12 PM): So every Wednesday he would be absent according to them. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:10:17 PM): why? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:39 PM): Because high school would start an hour later. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:47 PM): So the bus would just take him to the retard school instead. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:10:50 PM): oh, I missed that one <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:54 PM): Yes. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:10:58 PM): It is complicated. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:11:11 PM): But the stupidness outweighs the complicatedness. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:11:34 PM): the high school was before the retard school? Or after? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:11:38 PM): or something? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:11:48 PM): plus, why was he at the retard school? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:12:28 PM): He would go to the high school first, for the first hour of the day every day. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:12:36 PM): He was at a retard school because mom said so. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:12:36 PM): oh, okay <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:12:39 PM): She signed him up. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:12:44 PM): but he's not retarded <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:12:47 PM): He actually went to the special olympics once. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:12:54 PM): what? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:12:55 PM): And he beat everyone there and took a gold in every fucking thing he did. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:13:06 PM): Because of course everyone else was retarded, therefore easy to beat. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:13:21 PM): I think it was a local special olympics thing though. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:13:21 PM): didn't they get mad a non-retard was competing? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:13:26 PM): I don't think they knew. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:13:32 PM): Josh didn't talk to anyone in the entire school, I don't think. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:13:46 PM): And by the way these retards aren't like Hollywood retards you have in LA. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:14:01 PM): oh, I came from a small town in Florida, I know those kinds of retards <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:14:03 PM): Retards in the real world aren't all nice and fun and secretly smart like Forrest Gump or the retarded guys in Farrely brothers movies. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:14:06 PM): Okay. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:14:10 PM): So you know what real ones are like. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:14:17 PM): we had "Sunland" there, and we all knew what was going on over there <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:14:22 PM): or what we thought was going on over there <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:14:33 PM): doesn't it drive Jsoh crazy to sit in the classrooms there? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:15:26 PM): He stopped going after like one or two years. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:15:27 PM): And yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:15:32 PM): I don't think he ever recovered actually. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:15:39 PM): did you mom think he had a learning disability? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:15:43 PM): It's probably one of the most emotionally demeaning things someone could ever do. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:15:54 PM): Well I think that she was convinced of it, even if she didn't believe it. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:16:00 PM): my dad sent me to a school for "problem kids" after I got kicked out of my first high school <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:16:05 PM): but that only lasted one semester <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:16:11 PM): She still asks us WELL DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE AUTISTIC? THEY SAY THAT EINSTEIN WAS AUTISTIC <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:16:37 PM): that's like asking SB if he's bipolar <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:18:19 PM): HE IS <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:18:33 PM): yeah, but phrasing it like it's cool to have bipolar <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:18:44 PM): Mom insists that we're autistic or whatever though and she loves working with retarded 40 year old guys. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:18:55 PM): what does she do? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:18:59 PM): There was like a 30 year old guy who was like WOW A NINTENDO!!!!!!!! and he hooked it up and played it non stop. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:02 PM): At one of her group homes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:09 PM): She's a nurse for group homes. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:19:11 PM): oh, does she volunteer or is that her job <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:13 PM): Where retards live tgether. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:19:13 PM): ah, okay <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:16 PM): It's her job I guess. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:19:28 PM): so, she thinks she got lucky and had two retards herself? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:34 PM): Yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:50 PM): Just like how a lot of parents are more proud to have retarded kids than normal functional kids. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:19:58 PM): Because if they have normal kids, then what is there to do with them? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:20:11 PM): How can they love and care for someone who doesn't have a massive defect? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:20:22 PM): yeah, I can see that. Sadly enough <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:20:22 PM): It is part of the new boomer mentality of misplaced care. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:20:31 PM): so, what's the plan? Are you guys gonna live there forever? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:14 PM): Definitely not. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:18 PM): Although for a while we figured we'd have to. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:24 PM): Because we figured there would be no escape ever. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:30 PM): Because that means mom wouldn't be able to get Josh's SSI. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:21:37 PM): you're out of high school now, though, right? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:47 PM): Josh gets $100, after mom gets $400. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:48 PM): Per month. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:21:53 PM): I dropped out of high school, yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:22:00 PM): Josh dropped out of the retard school. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:22:07 PM): so, that's it? Now what? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:22:19 PM): It shouldn't be a surprise that we just stopped going at a certain point, instead of actually ever deciding to quit. : <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:22:20 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:22:36 PM): Well now, next month I go to Schoolcraft College and get certified to do medical transcription. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:22:44 PM): Then next year by this time I'll be trying to move out. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:23:15 PM): is that what you want to do? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:23:20 PM): medical transcription? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:23:55 PM): It's what I can do. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:24:30 PM): who told you about that? Your mom? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:24:38 PM): Kind of. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:24:49 PM): It was mostly my idea though. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:24:51 PM): Since it involves typing. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:24:59 PM): And I thought, well I can kill plenty of time each day doing this. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:25:05 PM): It's not like I have a lot of social life to spend. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:25:23 PM): yeah, but if you move out and get income, you will <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:25:29 PM): but having a day job isn't so bad, i think <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:07 PM): I don't have a problem with it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:12 PM): Especially since I could probably do it from home. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:26:16 PM): what about Jsoh? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:18 PM): Even if I didn't though I wouldn't have a problem with that. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:25 PM): I'd need Josh to drive me I think. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:35 PM): Although I don't know. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:26:40 PM): I might learn to drive, maybe. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:08 PM): So are you going to post this whole thing to Caltrops or what? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:27:11 PM): no <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:27:17 PM): it's not anyone's business <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:18 PM): So I'll have to. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:27:23 PM): yeah, you have to <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:27:27 PM): It's depressing <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:27 PM): OkY. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:30 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:34 PM): We've learned to deal with it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:38 PM): After like 6 or 7 years. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:27:42 PM): yeah, I guess so <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:27:54 PM): In fact it's incredibly easy for us to live like this now. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:28:06 PM): yeah maybe too easy] <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:28:21 PM): I think it was because of puberty. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:28:34 PM): When that shit happened we both stopped talking to people except for that one dude we know. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:28:43 PM): I haven't ever made a new friend since then. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:28:52 PM): yeah, time to get out of the house <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:28:54 PM): So technically we haven't made a new friend in real life since we were like 4 years old. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:28:59 PM): There's nowhere to go. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:29:04 PM): We aren't allowed to go out at night. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:29:07 PM): oh <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:29:13 PM): Sometimes when we do, mom locks the hallway door. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:29:16 PM): So we can't leave our room. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:29:17 PM): aren't you over 18? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:29:21 PM): We're 22. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:30:07 PM): Josh Cable (11:15:44 PM): it was the special olympics with real retards <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:17:01 PM): So you got a gold for everything right? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:17:04 PM): Where are the medals? :( Josh Cable (11:17:13 PM): I didnt compete in everything <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:17:16 PM): Does the school keep them because they figure retards would want to share with the school? Josh Cable (11:17:18 PM): I dont remember Josh Cable (11:17:28 PM): I think we kept them <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:17:44 PM): The teacher probably kept them so they could be like LOOK ONE OF MY STUDENTS WON THE GOLD so they can live vicariously through shitty achievements of retarded olympics. Josh Cable (11:18:43 PM): I took home every single gold medal they had Josh Cable (11:19:07 PM): it was kind of funny to watch the kids who couldnt walk do the relay race and shit Josh Cable (11:19:17 PM): theyre limping like cretins Josh Cable (11:19:27 PM): I felt a little depressed watching that shi <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:31:12 PM): this is turning into an Amber4Ever log <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:16 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:24 PM): Fussbett thinks I am making some of this shit up. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:33:31 PM): I am beginning to think so, too <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:36 PM): No, it's true. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:33:37 PM): the hallway locking thing <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:44 PM): I could send a pic. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:48 PM): Not easily of course. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:33:56 PM): She hasn't been locking the door for about a week either. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:34:01 PM): But before that she was, for about a month. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:34:03 PM): of a locked door? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:35:04 PM): Well only at night. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:35:13 PM): So we wouldn't get into the kitchen and eat anything at night. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:35:32 PM): Which was sometimes when we were waking up, because depending on how long we would stay up and how long we would sleep, we'd be asleep during the day and then awake all night. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:36:51 PM): so what do you guys do all day? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:37:04 PM): We're on the computers mostly. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:39:26 PM): Anyway I could send a pic of the hallway door with the lock (on the other side). <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:39:31 PM): That is if I cared enough. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:39:36 PM): no, you don't have to <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:39:49 PM): I should have had this pizza sent to you guys instead <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:40:48 PM): Did I tell about the time that Josh told moom to save up the $400 checks for about 4 months, so we could gain the deposit to move out while I got a job? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:41:06 PM): her checks or his? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:07 PM): After the 4 months mom said she only had $800, and when Josh asked for it, she says she already spent it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:08 PM): His. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:14 PM): They're his checks, but she gets them. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:16 PM): She has a job too. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:41:17 PM): I thought he got $100 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:23 PM): He gets $100. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:41:34 PM): It's $500 all together. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:41:39 PM): right <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:41:49 PM): but you said to save up the $400 checks - I thought htose were hers <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:42:01 PM): She gets them because of him. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:09 PM): ah, okay <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:22 PM): even if you get a place, you're going to need money for rent <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:42:29 PM): If we lived on our own, he would be getting the checks. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:42:38 PM): I'm sure I could pay the rent with job money. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:39 PM): yeah, but that's not enough to pay rent, I think <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:45 PM): yeah, that might work <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:42:45 PM): Although the SSI would be a really good way to pay the rent too. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:51 PM): that's what it's for <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:42:59 PM): if you're 22 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:43:07 PM): Mom says she gets the $400 for rent. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:43:12 PM): you guys should just call SSI and have the checks sent to a PO Box somewhere <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:43:30 PM): Actually she doesn't say that she gets it, she specifically tells us that she takes it from us as rent. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:43:53 PM): We don't really have the will to go against what's going on right now. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:43:55 PM): then tell her you'll move out and she doesn't have to worry about rent from you guys anymore <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:44:02 PM): yeah, I sense that <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:44:07 PM): We've been telling her that for years. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:44:10 PM): We can't move out without that money. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:44:12 PM): I couldn't wait to move out when I turned 18 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:44:45 PM): When we were 18 we were going to 7 hour shop classes with deformed kids who didn't have the capacity to speak and had huge scars and bruises on their faces from hitting themselves. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:45:07 PM): We didn't even know how many years we were behind in high school terms, and Josh found out that he wouldn't leave the retard school until he was like 26. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:45:21 PM): According to the school at least. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:45:45 PM): is that he always is so annoying on IMs? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:46:42 PM): Yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:46:53 PM): Actually I don't know. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:47:02 PM): my cat is just sitting there staring at me <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:47:02 PM): Whenever he runs out of weed he gets really really really irritable. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:47:03 PM): creepy <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:47:10 PM): you guys have money for pot? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:47:15 PM): The $100. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:47:26 PM): Most months he'll spend half of it on weed. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:47:28 PM): your mom lets him have the $100? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:48:03 PM): okay,, the pizza is here <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (11:48:05 PM): I have to go <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:48:06 PM): Yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (11:48:09 PM): Oayk! Jhoh Cable (11:01:30 PM): So did you see Freddy vs. Jason? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:05:44 PM): No. That's a good idea though. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:05:53 PM): Can your mom lend me some money? Jhoh Cable (11:05:58 PM): I don't think so! Jhoh Cable (11:06:05 PM): Maybe if you mow the lawn. Jhoh Cable (11:06:24 PM): Actually she seems to pay people who do shit here more money than she gives us. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:13:33 PM): Your brother was in the Special Olympics?! Jhoh Cable (11:14:22 PM): GASP INC IS TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK? Jhoh Cable (11:14:24 PM): TROLL (EVIL) Jhoh Cable (11:14:27 PM): I think he was. Jhoh Cable (11:14:29 PM): I don't know. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:15:04 PM): That's pretty big news. I'd tell everyone I knew. If it wasn't fake news. :( Jhoh Cable (11:18:08 PM): ;-; Jhoh Cable (11:18:14 PM): It's a long story anyway. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:20:21 PM): So it's sorta true but different? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:22:01 PM): I demand the long story! Jhoh Cable (11:23:07 PM): I'm giving the long one to TewtINC. :( Jhoh Cable (11:23:09 PM): OHHHHH LONG ONE Jhoh Cable (11:23:10 PM): (DICK) <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:30:17 PM): I think you're lying to INC. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:30:29 PM): INCSuite Jhoh Cable (11:30:35 PM): NO Jhoh Cable (11:30:38 PM): About what? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:30:53 PM): About the Special Olympics and the locking the door. Jhoh Cable (11:30:57 PM): Hurh. Jhoh Cable (11:30:59 PM): No, that's true. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:31:19 PM): So at a certain time, your mom locks the room so that you can't leave your room? Jhoh Cable (11:31:20 PM): Only Josh knows all the shit about the Special Olympics, I don't know if it was the actual Special Olympics. Jhoh Cable (11:31:23 PM): I said I thought it was a local one. Jhoh Cable (11:31:33 PM): But the lock in the hallway is real, mom locks us in our room. Jhoh Cable (11:31:47 PM): We can go in our room or the bathroom and that's it, unless we go out our window, which is kind of blocked by one of our computers now. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:32:00 PM): Because if it's not locked, you'll leave the house and... what? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:32:06 PM): Do you guys set fires or something? Jhoh Cable (11:32:14 PM): At night, like 10 PM, at times, she would decide that we made too much of a mess in the kitchen (dishes and shit) and she would lock the hallway door. Jhoh Cable (11:32:19 PM): No. Jhoh Cable (11:32:31 PM): She doesn't want us going out at night because she doesn't want us opening the door or leaving it unlocked or whatever. Jhoh Cable (11:32:51 PM): Plus we don't know any place that we could go at 2 AM and we don't personally know anyone in the entire city. Jhoh Cable (11:33:10 PM): In fact I think we have to go like two cities over before getting to anyone we know. Jhoh Cable (11:33:11 PM): And then that's it. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:33:29 PM): So you don't rebel because you've got reason to leave anyway? Jhoh Cable (11:34:49 PM): Actually it's because our wills are completely broken. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:35:27 PM): Was there an era when you had strong wills? And you'd run wild in the streets? Jhoh Cable (11:35:49 PM): When we were in like 5th grade. Jhoh Cable (11:36:09 PM): Then in 6th grade we went through puberty and went to middle school. Jhoh Cable (11:36:16 PM): And that's when we stopped talking to everyone. Jhoh Cable (11:36:21 PM): Mostly including our one friend guy. Jhoh Cable (11:36:30 PM): Then we moved, and didn't talk to anyone and stopped leaving our room. Jhoh Cable (11:36:45 PM): And it's been that way since like 1994. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:39:51 PM): Holy shit. Well, I guess maybe you are indeed autistic. Jhoh Cable (11:39:58 PM): :9 Jhoh Cable (11:39:59 PM): :( Jhoh Cable (11:40:04 PM): Well that's what mom keeps saying. Jhoh Cable (11:40:07 PM): We just don't like people. Jhoh Cable (11:40:13 PM): But especially retards. Jhoh Cable (11:40:33 PM): After being shoved into retard schools for a year or so, you don't really gain a taste for enjoying people's company. Jhoh Cable (11:47:47 PM): It's funny that when we tell most people this, they're like WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU AS RETARDED/AUTISTIC or whatever. Jhoh Cable (11:47:54 PM): And it's like yes, that would also be a surprise to me. Jhoh Cable (11:49:01 PM): The story is depressing though. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:49:10 PM): So do you argue this point with your mom? "HELO MOM, I disagree. I don't think I'm autistic." Jhoh Cable (11:49:20 PM): I think if we were retarded or autistic, we'd try to talk to people more, because we were definitely social in 5th grade. Jhoh Cable (11:49:31 PM): We were perfectly normal if not vaguely overachieving in the 5th grade. Jhoh Cable (11:49:36 PM): After that everything changed. Jhoh Cable (11:49:42 PM): We don't bother. Jhoh Cable (11:49:48 PM): But we call her a cunt on occasion. Jhoh Cable (11:49:55 PM): For bringing up shit like that. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:50:13 PM): Nice. Then you get locked in your hallway probably. Jhoh Cable (11:50:23 PM): Yes. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:50:24 PM): How did Cyandies feel about all this? Jhoh Cable (11:50:39 PM): She said I NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU AS AUTISTIC Jhoh Cable (11:51:07 PM): And that it was really lame and sad and stuff. Jhoh Cable (11:51:11 PM): And it's like yes, pretty much. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:51:38 PM): But then she didn't come and rescue you. :( Jhoh Cable (11:52:42 PM): No. Jhoh Cable (11:52:46 PM): She's not rich. :( Jhoh Cable (11:53:05 PM): I definitely don't disagree that living here sucks a lot. Jhoh Cable (11:54:48 PM): I don't think we're autistic though. Jhoh Cable (11:54:53 PM): Maybe odd. Jhoh Cable (11:55:54 PM): At least that's what I think at least. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:56:20 PM): You don't draw like an autistic artist. Jhoh Cable (11:56:54 PM): I draw like a retard. :)! <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (11:57:50 PM): True! Jhoh Cable (11:58:01 PM): If I could draw then I'd be GREAT.[/quote]