Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Clearly you don't understand everything as well as I do

[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="I need clarification"]It has never been more clear than it is now that Senor Barborito and Entropy Stew must be cast down from the thrones they have setup for themselves, and new, fair management (*hint* *hint*) like Fussbett and I be installed as the rightful and just leaders of Caltrops forever.[/quote] Jesus christ, I'm the most important poster in the forum, and that's the best you can do at imitating me? Here are a few hints: 1. More fucking cursing - that miserable piece of fucking shit was the worst fucking thing I've seen on Caltrops. Ever. 2. Constant criticism of every other post - Holy shit. That was horrible. You fucking suck, and the fact you took the time to actually write that out proves once and for all how fucking useless you are. Please kill yourself. 3. No flights of fancy - "rightful and just leaders?" Who the fuck do you think I am? Mrs. Johnson? laudablepuss? 4. Strunk & White - Unlike a halfwit like yourself, I would never write "more clear than it is now <b>that</b> Senor Barborito..." Parody is the easiest, laziest form of comedy, and even with that low bar, you still failed. TIME TO LEAVE THE FORUM!!![/quote]