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Re: Clearly you don't understand everything as well as I do by I need clarification 08/21/2003, 5:44pm PDT
I need clarification wrote:

It has never been more clear than it is now that Senor Barborito and Entropy Stew must be cast down from the thrones they have setup for themselves, and new, fair management (*hint* *hint*) like Fussbett and I be installed as the rightful and just leaders of Caltrops forever.

Jesus christ, I'm the most important poster in the forum, and that's the best you can do at imitating me? Here are a few hints:

1. More fucking cursing - that miserable piece of fucking shit was the worst fucking thing I've seen on Caltrops. Ever.
2. Constant criticism of every other post - Holy shit. That was horrible. You fucking suck, and the fact you took the time to actually write that out proves once and for all how fucking useless you are. Please kill yourself.
3. No flights of fancy - "rightful and just leaders?" Who the fuck do you think I am? Mrs. Johnson? laudablepuss?
4. Strunk & White - Unlike a halfwit like yourself, I would never write "more clear than it is now that Senor Barborito..."

Parody is the easiest, laziest form of comedy, and even with that low bar, you still failed. TIME TO LEAVE THE FORUM!!!
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What the FUCK? by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 11:24pm PDT NEW
    Sigh... by Chairman Mao 08/20/2003, 11:39pm PDT NEW
        You know what's funny? by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 11:48pm PDT NEW
            Re: You know what's funny? by Chairman Mao 08/21/2003, 12:15am PDT NEW
                Are you saying I was a pussy? NT by Einstein 08/21/2003, 12:19am PDT NEW
                    Meaning? NT by Chairman Mao 08/21/2003, 12:21am PDT NEW
                        Einstein fled Nazi Germany NT by E. L. Koba 08/21/2003, 2:18am PDT NEW
                            Re: Einstein fled Nazi Germany by Chairman Mao 08/21/2003, 3:05am PDT NEW
                                Agreed, Einstein is a bad comparison by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 3:49am PDT NEW
                                    Imagine Icarus NT by Fussbett 08/21/2003, 4:01pm PDT NEW
                Re: You know what's funny? by Misogyny 08/21/2003, 2:35am PDT NEW
                    Guilty as charged, re: frequency. Chalk it up to mood. NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 3:03am PDT NEW
                    Re: You know what's funny? by Chairman Mao 08/21/2003, 3:04am PDT NEW
                        Re: You know what's funny? by Misogyny 08/21/2003, 3:34am PDT NEW
                Re: You know what's funny? by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/21/2003, 5:28am PDT NEW
                    Funny ha ha or funny gay? by Callow Sniper 08/22/2003, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                Re: You know what's funny? by laudablepuss 08/22/2003, 2:04am PDT NEW
    REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by conflictNo 08/21/2003, 12:58am PDT NEW
        Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/21/2003, 1:56am PDT NEW
            Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/21/2003, 2:07am PDT NEW
                Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/21/2003, 2:25am PDT NEW
                    Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Fussbett 08/21/2003, 2:29am PDT NEW
                        Ooh ooh, me next! NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 2:33am PDT NEW
                            Re: Ooh ooh, me next! by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 4:26am PDT NEW
                                Clearly you don't understand everything as well as I do by I need clarification 08/21/2003, 5:00am PDT NEW
                                    You fucking idiot by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 5:09am PDT NEW
                                        HURGLE by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 5:14am PDT NEW
                                            SHIT, ATOR'd NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 5:15am PDT NEW
                                                What is ATOR? NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 08/21/2003, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: What is ATOR? by Senor Stew Fuss 08/21/2003, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Dons Forum Historian Hat. by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                                        I can answer that! by Ator the Fighting Eagle 08/21/2003, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                                                            Here's the real answer. by Oom Shnibble 08/21/2003, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                ONO SOMEBODY IS GROUCHY BECAUSE I MISSED READING A POST O_O NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 7:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Fag NT by . 08/21/2003, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                    HE IS ALWAYS GROUCHY. ..|., >_< NT by ´ 08/22/2003, 6:23am PDT NEW
                                            Re: HURGLE by Entropy Stew 08/21/2003, 7:52am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Clearly you don't understand everything as well as I do by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                                        This is an Ator segment of the thread. by Ray, of Light 08/21/2003, 4:16pm PDT NEW
                                            I think it was, actually. I was serious. That's what the two periods mean. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                                                Oh, the two periods of sincerity.. NT by Windowlicker 08/21/2003, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                                    Like when your girl acts like she's having two periods at once by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                                        mrs. j, that was my INC-parody, self-parody, and ATOR'd ES-parody. NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 5:57pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Clearly you don't understand everything as well as I do by I need clarification 08/21/2003, 5:44pm PDT NEW
                                        I concede you can do a much better self-parody than I can parody you by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                                            This is the least newbie friendly thread of all time. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 8:28pm PDT NEW
                                Wow, I'm great! NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                                Shanked by The Dictionary 08/21/2003, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Shanked by Golf Fag 08/22/2003, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                        Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/21/2003, 1:24pm PDT NEW
        Re: REMEMBER THE ALAMO. by Roop Dirump 08/21/2003, 3:03am PDT NEW
 
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