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	[quote name="I need clarification"]Ga. Locals Criticize Mayor on Flying Flag [quote name = "AP"]TIFTON, Ga. - A south Georgia mayor said Friday he will continue flying a Mexican flag at city hall for the six immigrant farmworkers slain in robberies — despite complaints from residents. ADVERTISEMENT <b>Seven people</b> called WTIF radio station Thursday, saying the gesture was inappropriate and that the Mexican and U.S. flags should not fly together.[/quote] Six dead immigrants vs. seven callers. Looks like the callers win... win another victory for America! (over Mexico). ----------------------------------------- Bloomberg Defends Terror Threat Decision [quote name = "AP"]"If I'm going to make a mistake you can rest assured it is on the side of being cautious," Bloomberg said at a news conference, flanked by Police Commissioner Ray Kelly.[/quote] Cautious... and... BRAVE? When was the last time you saw someone push through a turnstile without even slightest hint of fear? <img src = "http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051007/capt.nyr10310071652.nyc_subway_nyr103.jpg?x=294&y=345&sig=DVChrUshUAqlIP1eb_Nh5w--"></img> Take that, terrorists!! [quote name = "AP"]A discarded soda bottle filled with an unidentified green liquid was found at Penn Station during morning rush hour, Amtrak officials said. Kelly said it was a type of drain-cleaner substance; it did not pose a threat to passengers and was removed for testing.[/quote] Fucking squeegee guys. At least this is proof they're actually using soap instead of just spit or something. [quote name = "AP"]"Hopefully, God's with me and I'll be OK," Vinnie Stella said earlier while clutching newspapers under his arm as he entered the subway at Penn Station. Rob Johnson, 30, said he wasn't worried. "The cops have it under control."[/quote] Clutching newspapers IN FEAR while making sure to say only nice things about the cops while in a public place. Is this New York... OR 1950s MOSCOW??!! [quote name = "AP"]In Washington, President Bush said Friday that New York City officials exercised their own prerogative in publicizing the threat. Asked if he thought New York officials had overreacted, Bush said: "I think they took the information we gave and made the judgments they thought were necessary."[/quote] So, no, then? Or yes? I think the message is, "If the shit blows up, then I was behind his decision from the start." ----------------------------------------- And finally: Magazine Dubs Jessica Biel Sexiest Woman :( I think they misspelled "Alba" [quote name = "AP"]The 23-year-old Biel, who began as a teenager on the family TV series "7th Heaven," plays a supporting role in the upcoming "Elizabethtown" and starred earlier this year in "Stealth."[/quote] I admit it, I subscribe to Esquire. And for the past few months they've been slowly unveiling an image of a woman, starting with the feet, and giving us more hints as to who it is. Clearly they were trying to get us all to guess ANGELINA JOLIE, because the descriptions were things like, "She has full luscious lips," and "She has tattoos," and "She just adopted an African baby and stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston and her name rhymes with Angelina Goalie." But surprise, it's Jessica Biel. [quote name = "AP"]The magazine also picks a woman for three older age brackets: the Chinese actress Gong Li, 39; the 47-year-old Sharon Stone; and Rene Russo, 51. "It's easy to appreciate womanhood without any consideration of age," Granger says. "Youth isn't the automatic turn-on it used to be."[/quote] All the same, we're still giving it to the hot 23-year old. I guess there's no under-14 or "special" categories for hottest women?[/quote]