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World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 1:22pm PDT
Ga. Locals Criticize Mayor on Flying Flag

AP wrote:

TIFTON, Ga. - A south Georgia mayor said Friday he will continue flying a Mexican flag at city hall for the six immigrant farmworkers slain in robberies — despite complaints from residents.
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Seven people called WTIF radio station Thursday, saying the gesture was inappropriate and that the Mexican and U.S. flags should not fly together.


Six dead immigrants vs. seven callers. Looks like the callers win... win another victory for America! (over Mexico).

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Bloomberg Defends Terror Threat Decision

AP wrote:

"If I'm going to make a mistake you can rest assured it is on the side of being cautious," Bloomberg said at a news conference, flanked by Police Commissioner Ray Kelly.


Cautious... and... BRAVE? When was the last time you saw someone push through a turnstile without even slightest hint of fear?



Take that, terrorists!!

AP wrote:

A discarded soda bottle filled with an unidentified green liquid was found at Penn Station during morning rush hour, Amtrak officials said. Kelly said it was a type of drain-cleaner substance; it did not pose a threat to passengers and was removed for testing.


Fucking squeegee guys. At least this is proof they're actually using soap instead of just spit or something.

AP wrote:

"Hopefully, God's with me and I'll be OK," Vinnie Stella said earlier while clutching newspapers under his arm as he entered the subway at Penn Station.

Rob Johnson, 30, said he wasn't worried. "The cops have it under control."


Clutching newspapers IN FEAR while making sure to say only nice things about the cops while in a public place. Is this New York... OR 1950s MOSCOW??!!

AP wrote:

In Washington,
President Bush said Friday that New York City officials exercised their own prerogative in publicizing the threat. Asked if he thought New York officials had overreacted, Bush said: "I think they took the information we gave and made the judgments they thought were necessary."


So, no, then? Or yes? I think the message is, "If the shit blows up, then I was behind his decision from the start."

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And finally:

Magazine Dubs Jessica Biel Sexiest Woman

:( I think they misspelled "Alba"

AP wrote:

The 23-year-old Biel, who began as a teenager on the family TV series "7th Heaven," plays a supporting role in the upcoming "Elizabethtown" and starred earlier this year in "Stealth."


I admit it, I subscribe to Esquire. And for the past few months they've been slowly unveiling an image of a woman, starting with the feet, and giving us more hints as to who it is. Clearly they were trying to get us all to guess ANGELINA JOLIE, because the descriptions were things like, "She has full luscious lips," and "She has tattoos," and "She just adopted an African baby and stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston and her name rhymes with Angelina Goalie." But surprise, it's Jessica Biel.

AP wrote:

The magazine also picks a woman for three older age brackets: the Chinese actress Gong Li, 39; the 47-year-old Sharon Stone; and Rene Russo, 51.

"It's easy to appreciate womanhood without any consideration of age," Granger says. "Youth isn't the automatic turn-on it used to be."


All the same, we're still giving it to the hot 23-year old. I guess there's no under-14 or "special" categories for hottest women?
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World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 1:22pm PDT NEW
    Re: World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 1:35pm PDT NEW
        I take it back by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 11:21pm PDT NEW
    Biel hotter than Alba? by caltrops 10/07/2005, 1:45pm PDT NEW
        Isnt' Caltrops the site that said Keira Knightley and Kirstin Dunst weren't hot? by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 2:01pm PDT NEW
            I think it was the site that salivated over her nipples by Caltrops 10/07/2005, 2:33pm PDT NEW
                Your memory of all things is terrible (how CALTROPS of you!) by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 4:10pm PDT NEW
        Re: Biel hotter than Alba? by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 2:03pm PDT NEW
            FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. NT by Fussbett 10/07/2005, 11:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                and I listen to SYNTH POP, you fuckin' MO by Fullofkittens(It's a/It's a/it's a) 10/08/2005, 8:54am PDT NEW
    Kinda funny... by Fullofkittens 10/07/2005, 4:09pm PDT NEW
        ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 1:17am PDT NEW
            I didn't know black men were attracted to black women. by Caltrops 10/18/2005, 1:40am PDT NEW
            FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. NT by Entropy Stew 10/18/2005, 1:45am PDT NEW
                Obsessed with other men's heterosexuality... and recycles.... by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                    You didn't think about it by Entropy Stew 10/21/2005, 4:11am PDT NEW
            Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/18/2005, 4:31am PDT NEW
                Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                    Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/18/2005, 1:08pm PDT NEW
            Grab a bag of Corn Nuts, and then after you do that, bust a nut. NT by Creexul :( 10/18/2005, 11:17am PDT NEW
            Just like the rest of the world, I've never heard of her, and never will. NT by I need clarification 10/18/2005, 12:59pm PDT NEW
            Uh... I think that's a dude. NT by Fullofkittens 10/18/2005, 1:07pm PDT NEW
 
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