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by Entropy Stew 10/21/2005, 4:11am PDT |
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Hot Chocolate wrote:
You're gay!
You're obsessed with my heterosexuality! Wait...that's fucking rertarded. WAIT, you just said that, didn't you? Right after launching 1000 ships and a congressional subcommitee on why Jessica Biel ain't all that? But we proved you wrong, with visual aids and Benny Hill and SCIENCE. Yet you still linger.
Do you sleep in the nude? Covered with men? Do you find yourself waking up at night, longing for a thing dick that you cannot name? Let me tell you why you're here. dick You're here because you want something. dick What you want, you can't explain 4 dimensional cock theory, but you feel it. dick You've felt it dick your entire life. You don't know what it is dick, but it's there, like a splinter dick in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling crazy for the dick that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about? dick
No? Well, how 'bout you jump aboard my magic schoolbus and I'll show you (stay in the back, though). We'll fly through the earth, visit the stars, and, if you pay close attention, learn a few things along the way.
-/ES/-
I pitched this concept to PBS once, and now I have to let everyone know when I move in. I should have held out for creative control. |
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World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 1:22pm PDT 
Re: World still going crazy, press still happy to pretend it's real. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 1:35pm PDT
I take it back by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 11:21pm PDT
Biel hotter than Alba? by caltrops 10/07/2005, 1:45pm PDT
Isnt' Caltrops the site that said Keira Knightley and Kirstin Dunst weren't hot? by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 2:01pm PDT
I think it was the site that salivated over her nipples by Caltrops 10/07/2005, 2:33pm PDT
Your memory of all things is terrible (how CALTROPS of you!) by I need clarification 10/07/2005, 4:10pm PDT
Re: Biel hotter than Alba? by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 2:03pm PDT
FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. NT by Fussbett 10/07/2005, 11:21pm PDT
Re: FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/07/2005, 11:23pm PDT
and I listen to SYNTH POP, you fuckin' MO by Fullofkittens(It's a/It's a/it's a) 10/08/2005, 8:54am PDT
Kinda funny... by Fullofkittens 10/07/2005, 4:09pm PDT
...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 1:17am PDT
I didn't know black men were attracted to black women. by Caltrops 10/18/2005, 1:40am PDT
FoK is now officially more heterosexual than you. Think about that. NT by Entropy Stew 10/18/2005, 1:45am PDT
Obsessed with other men's heterosexuality... and recycles.... by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 12:11pm PDT
You didn't think about it by Entropy Stew 10/21/2005, 4:11am PDT
Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/18/2005, 4:31am PDT
Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by Hot Chocolate 10/18/2005, 12:13pm PDT
Re: ...That everyone on Caltrops is a kiddy-diddling wussy. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/18/2005, 1:08pm PDT
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts, and then after you do that, bust a nut. NT by Creexul :( 10/18/2005, 11:17am PDT
Just like the rest of the world, I've never heard of her, and never will. NT by I need clarification 10/18/2005, 12:59pm PDT
Uh... I think that's a dude. NT by Fullofkittens 10/18/2005, 1:07pm PDT
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