Caltrops - Gamerasutra





	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]someone a little too self-satisfied to realize he's been badly arguing all day with four 12 year olds.[/quote] <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: ICJ picks up on the IGN vs. Killzone fans story <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: haha that page is great <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Ivan getting trolled by every 12 year old on the planet, writing longer responses than the original emails <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: People hate Halo apparently. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: And Micorsoft and the Xbox. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: and Ivan <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: I think an Xbox costs like $149 now. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: People should just get over it. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Ivan constantly referring to GameStats and GameRankings, saying "YOU'LL SEE!!!!" <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: this a great war of the stupids <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Tony L. Says Great Review Not only did you make yourself look like an idiot by putting a Halo 2 article on the PS2 section of IGN, you just made it clear that youre a complete fanboy judging by the Killzone review. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Anyone whos played the Killzone demo will tell you that this game is certainly NOT a 7.5. Fortunately, noone really takes your reviews seriously. but thanks for the memories. -- Tony L. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Thanks for the memories, pal. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Hey, buddy? THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: Yeah great memories. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: I'm not calling you anymore. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Nice review. Thanks for the memories. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Ivan fires back: <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: I'd also like to point out that you took my review seriously enough to become irate and belligerent. In fact, you took it so seriously you felt compelled to write in, making yourself look the fool. Hypocrisy can be ironic when comes back to donkey punch you, huh? <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: kid, you got donkey-punched <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: Like an orange rolling down a hill. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: I hope you thank me for the memory of getting donkey punched <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: your a lier, u havent played the final build -- Omar No, actually I'm telling the truth. If you question the legitimacy of the build, I suggest you take it up with the people at Sony, for it was they that assured me my copy was ready for review. -- Ivan <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: donkey punched by hypocracy and a towel full of oranges. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: Hi Sony? This is Omar. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: FOR IT WAS THEY WHO ASSURED ME!! <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Omar #2 on the IGN mail page <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: THAT ASSURED ME <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: It was they that assured me, Omar. Therefore I am not a "lier." <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: Clearly this explaination is like a donkey punch to your balls. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: For it is so airtight and indisputible. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: if you don't believe me, check gamestats in a month or two <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: hello there, i'm writing this e-mail to ask you couln't you change the rating on Killzone, I think its deserves better than what you've gave it. Plaese wright back soon. -- Vitor How is it that you think? How do you know? Have you also beaten the game and played tons of multiplayer? Or maybe you just want it higher so that the last ten months of your life spent on bulletin boards won't be in vain. -- Ivan <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Listen, Vitor. Don't try to be polite to me. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: Playing the nerd card. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: I know you're a fucking loser, unlike me. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: haha his showdown with Brandon is great <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Brandon #5 Yes, my monkeys still learning the basics of e-mail -- Brandon The implication was that you were the monkey. Since it went clear over your head, I see no need to apologize. -- Ivan <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Never mind that you asked for no apology, I still see no need to offer one. <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: hey, Brandon? You're a monkey. I'm not apologizing. <B><FONT color=khaki>Sanitario666</FONT></B>: You just got monkey punched, asshole. (no apologies) <B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: Thanks for the fucking memories.[/quote][/quote]