I need clarification wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

someone a little too self-satisfied to realize he's been badly arguing all day with four 12 year olds.

INC: ICJ picks up on the IGN vs. Killzone fans story
INC: haha that page is great
INC: Ivan getting trolled by every 12 year old on the planet, writing longer responses than the original emails
Sanitario666: People hate Halo apparently.
Sanitario666: And Micorsoft and the Xbox.
INC: and Ivan
Sanitario666: I think an Xbox costs like $149 now.
Sanitario666: People should just get over it.
INC: Ivan constantly referring to GameStats and GameRankings, saying "YOU'LL SEE!!!!"
INC: this a great war of the stupids
INC: Tony L. Says
Great Review

Not only did you make yourself look like an idiot by putting a Halo 2 article on the PS2 section of IGN, you just made it clear that youre a complete fanboy judging by the Killzone review.

INC: Anyone whos played the Killzone demo will tell you that this game is certainly NOT a 7.5.

Fortunately, noone really takes your reviews seriously. but thanks for the memories.

-- Tony L.
INC: Thanks for the memories, pal.
INC: Hey, buddy? THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
Sanitario666: Yeah great memories.
Sanitario666: I'm not calling you anymore.
INC: Nice review. Thanks for the memories.
INC: Ivan fires back:
INC: I'd also like to point out that you took my review seriously enough to become irate and belligerent. In fact, you took it so seriously you felt compelled to write in, making yourself look the fool. Hypocrisy can be ironic when comes back to donkey punch you, huh?
INC: kid, you got donkey-punched
Sanitario666: Like an orange rolling down a hill.
INC: I hope you thank me for the memory of getting donkey punched
INC: your a lier, u havent played the final build

-- Omar


No, actually I'm telling the truth. If you question the legitimacy of the build, I suggest you take it up with the people at Sony, for it was they that assured me my copy was ready for review.

-- Ivan

Sanitario666: donkey punched by hypocracy and a towel full of oranges.
Sanitario666: Hi Sony? This is Omar.
INC: FOR IT WAS THEY WHO ASSURED ME!!
INC: Omar #2 on the IGN mail page
Sanitario666: THAT ASSURED ME
INC: It was they that assured me, Omar. Therefore I am not a "lier."
Sanitario666: Clearly this explaination is like a donkey punch to your balls.
Sanitario666: For it is so airtight and indisputible.
INC: if you don't believe me, check gamestats in a month or two
INC: hello there, i'm writing this e-mail to ask you couln't you change the rating on Killzone, I think its deserves better than what you've gave it. Plaese wright back soon.

-- Vitor


How is it that you think? How do you know? Have you also beaten the game and played tons of multiplayer? Or maybe you just want it higher so that the last ten months of your life spent on bulletin boards won't be in vain.

-- Ivan
INC: Listen, Vitor. Don't try to be polite to me.
Sanitario666: Playing the nerd card.
INC: I know you're a fucking loser, unlike me.
INC: haha his showdown with Brandon is great
INC: Brandon #5
Yes, my monkeys still learning the basics of e-mail

-- Brandon


The implication was that you were the monkey. Since it went clear over your head, I see no need to apologize.

-- Ivan
INC: Never mind that you asked for no apology, I still see no need to offer one.
INC: hey, Brandon? You're a monkey. I'm not apologizing.
Sanitario666: You just got monkey punched, asshole. (no apologies)
INC: Thanks for the fucking memories.