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[quote name="Jhoh Cable o_O"][quote]The first game was able to carry itself with a bouncy, wacky step, and watching it fall flat on its face every five seconds was kind of cute. This time, it’s serious fucking business. The game is hateful. It starts out with an extended montage of footage from the previous game, followed by a theme song sequence showing various scenes from the second game, the one you’re about to play. Then you spend six hours as a guy named Roxas, who’s obviously just a slightly more realistic-looking version of the actual hero, Sora. There’s some sort of time-shift thing going on. Producer Tetsuya Nomura probably thought much of this sequence is brilliant, or even literary: it starts with a group of kids eating ice cream and lamenting that summer is about to end. <b>One of them dares to ask if childhood will last forever.</b>[/quote] There is something especially child molesty about Japanese ning bong games and cartoons that have that kind of shit. Also I'm sure lots of animewl fags also thought that the scene was brilliant, literary, moving, deep. Every time I question how dumb KingDUMB Hearts fans are, I see someone actually say "well the story was actually deeper than you might think." They are saying this about a Disney game. You play Disney characters in it. So you can see, I probably could have written a review for this game which would involve playing it to know exactly what to make fun of and it's good that I don't have to do either, so thanks button review game website for that one thing.[/quote]