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	[quote name="Zseni"]Orc Lords do what Orc Lords do - that's as far as Jerry ever thought about the cruel masters who ladled work onto his broad shoulders. Peons will never lift their heads for a second from cradle to grave. That was the world and everything in it - until an elegant elfin interloper plucked Jerry Whorebach from a line of interchangeable slave bodies. "I'll take this one," murmured an incomprehensible fine voice. With time he would learn to love his owner, the quixotic Elf Lord Barbie, and with even more time he would come to despise his former oppressors. Together, Jerry and Barbie penetrate to the very heart of Orcdom, into the dark lair of the Orc-Queen herself, veronica! Yet more awaited them there than mere slaughter or glory. Could any of them have known or even dreamed of the One True Majesty, the One True Slaveking - <i>Umberto's Dick</i>?[/quote]