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by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:09pm PDT |
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Orc Lords do what Orc Lords do - that's as far as Jerry ever thought about the cruel masters who ladled work onto his broad shoulders. Peons will never lift their heads for a second from cradle to grave. That was the world and everything in it - until an elegant elfin interloper plucked Jerry Whorebach from a line of interchangeable slave bodies. "I'll take this one," murmured an incomprehensible fine voice. With time he would learn to love his owner, the quixotic Elf Lord Barbie, and with even more time he would come to despise his former oppressors. Together, Jerry and Barbie penetrate to the very heart of Orcdom, into the dark lair of the Orc-Queen herself, veronica!
Yet more awaited them there than mere slaughter or glory. Could any of them have known or even dreamed of the One True Majesty, the One True Slaveking - Umberto's Dick? |
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Gaming/Multimedia laptop by E. L. Koba 07/25/2007, 10:59pm PDT 
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc. 07/26/2007, 7:23am PDT
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc. 07/26/2007, 7:39am PDT
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by Choson 07/29/2007, 7:50pm PDT
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc 07/30/2007, 1:01pm PDT
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc 07/31/2007, 12:59am PDT
I wish I'd known about this a month ago. :( NT by Lizard_King 07/31/2007, 9:00am PDT
You had no idea computers were being sold at the low, low price of $6,500 :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 5:25pm PDT
I was talking more about the laptops. by Lizard_King 07/31/2007, 6:31pm PDT
You can buy 13 cars for that >:( NT by McMoo 07/31/2007, 10:52pm PDT
That's a really sweet deal by Lizard_King 07/26/2007, 9:35am PDT
Re: That's a really sweet deal by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 10:50am PDT
Fuck yeah. thanks. NT by Lizard_King 07/26/2007, 4:47pm PDT
Fuck Newegg, support the Moo! He's got drift racing league fees to pay. NT by Fussbett 07/26/2007, 5:45pm PDT
2 hours with no Zseni fan fic? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 7:57pm PDT
Whorebach killed my fic boner. by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:26pm PDT
Whorebach/MM: "peace explosion" by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:29pm PDT
AWARD: Best use of nautical setting. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:31am PDT
Whorebach/Fussbett: Every time I go to Toronto... by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:32pm PDT
AWARDS: Most obscure KITH reference, Most accurate depiction of Fussbett. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:45am PDT
Whorebach/Jhoh/Jsoh: It's Legal In Thailand. by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:36pm PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey/Whorebach: Nice Guys Finish Last by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:38pm PDT
Whorebach/Quentin Beck: It's Not Legal In Thailand by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:44pm PDT
AWARD: Best use of nautical terminology. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:31am PDT
Whorebach/Whorebach: Double Jeopardy by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:50pm PDT
Whorebach/Snape: The Trouble With Harry by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:55pm PDT
Whorebach/I Need Clarification: Starfuckers by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:00pm PDT
AWARD: Best celebrity guest appearance. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:38am PDT
Whorebach/Aragon: My Canada, My Cripple Check, My Ranger by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:03pm PDT
Whorebach/veronica/Senor Barborito: A New Horizon by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:09pm PDT
Whorebach/Zseni: Crystal Disco by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:16pm PDT
AWARD: Most charitable description of Whorebach's living space. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:52am PDT
Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:18pm PDT
Step Aside by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:29pm PDT
Whorebach/Zseni by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:31pm PDT
Whorebach/Ray by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:33pm PDT
Whorebach/Cable Bros by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:35pm PDT
Whorebach/Mysterio by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:37pm PDT
Whorebach/Ice Cream Jonesy by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:40pm PDT
Whorebach/Veronica/Senior Barborito by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:43pm PDT
Whorebach/MM: Peace Explosion by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:47pm PDT
*nonconsensual shiver* by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:52pm PDT
AWARD: Most tenuous grasp on the concept of slash fiction. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:32am PDT
Whorebach/Quentin Beck: Deuce Bigolo 3 by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:51pm PDT
Best one yet. NT by mark 07/26/2007, 10:15pm PDT
AWARD: mark's favourite so far. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:32am PDT
Whorebach/I Need Clarification: Knocked up 2 by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:55pm PDT
Whorebach/Fussbett by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:06pm PDT
Whorebach/Ator: Project Dwellers by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:08pm PDT
AWARD: Best attempt at punctuation. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:48am PDT
Whorebach/Fabio by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:12pm PDT
Whorebach/Worm by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:15pm PDT
Oh now I know why I get Essence Of Tarantino vibe from you by Zseni 07/26/2007, 10:21pm PDT
AWARD: Most creative attribution of credit for Last Man Standing. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:34am PDT
Whorebach and that other Quentin Beck: EPIC POST by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:22pm PDT
Whorebach and Laudablepuss: GoBots by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:25pm PDT
Re: Whorebach and Laudablepuss: GoBots by laudablepuss 07/26/2007, 10:28pm PDT
Whorebach/Bombmexico by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:31pm PDT
Whorebach/Entropy Stew by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:34pm PDT
AWARD: Most criminal misuse of the phrase "lay some cables." NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:59am PDT
by honest, who skipped all of Zseni's posts and just read MM's? NT by Seanbaby 07/27/2007, 1:40am PDT
Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 8:49pm PDT
Mine either??? *cries* NT by Mischief Maker 07/31/2007, 8:52pm PDT
Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Zseni 07/31/2007, 9:26pm PDT
Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Quentin Beck 07/31/2007, 10:55pm PDT
Re: Whorebach killed my fic boner. by laudablepuss 07/26/2007, 9:20pm PDT
AWARD: Best overall post. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:37am PDT
Re: Whorebach killed my fic boner. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 11:30pm PDT
Pleasurable! NT by Quentin Beck 07/27/2007, 12:22am PDT
Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by E. L. Koba 07/26/2007, 8:17pm PDT
It's cool, hope you like it. NT by McMoo PC Inc. 07/28/2007, 11:28am PDT
Alienware performance sans gay. by Motherhead 07/26/2007, 9:18pm PDT
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