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Whorebach/Fussbett by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:06pm PDT
An adventure through time and space, Jerry is a modern day genius trying to find a way to keep his beloved fussbett from going back to work and leaving him alone for days on end who stumbles across a method of winning every videogame raffle he comes across. At the same time Jer'or an Orc/Elf Chaos Paladin/Bard fights a relentless crusade across the endlessly populated killing fields seeking the bottomless fountain of experience where he can accumulate levels and status without effort for the sake of his beloved San'Tar'io. Finally, bald and suspended in space, the future jerry is hooked entirely inside a "lawnmower man"-type virtual reality console that he won for free, trying desperately to forget the Fussbett he lost long ago to the work week. Find your eyes opened in the end where Jerry realizes he never needed to accumulate the game systems at all since disability pays for all his living expenses.
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Gaming/Multimedia laptop by E. L. Koba 07/25/2007, 10:59pm PDT NEW
    Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc. 07/26/2007, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc. 07/26/2007, 7:39am PDT NEW
            Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by Choson 07/29/2007, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc 07/30/2007, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by McMoo PC Inc 07/31/2007, 12:59am PDT NEW
                    I wish I'd known about this a month ago. :( NT by Lizard_King 07/31/2007, 9:00am PDT NEW
                        You had no idea computers were being sold at the low, low price of $6,500 :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                            I was talking more about the laptops. by Lizard_King 07/31/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                            You can buy 13 cars for that >:( NT by McMoo 07/31/2007, 10:52pm PDT NEW
        That's a really sweet deal by Lizard_King 07/26/2007, 9:35am PDT NEW
            Re: That's a really sweet deal by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 10:50am PDT NEW
                Fuck yeah. thanks. NT by Lizard_King 07/26/2007, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                    Fuck Newegg, support the Moo! He's got drift racing league fees to pay. NT by Fussbett 07/26/2007, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                        2 hours with no Zseni fan fic? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                            Whorebach killed my fic boner. by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/MM: "peace explosion" by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARD: Best use of nautical setting. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:31am PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Fussbett: Every time I go to Toronto... by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARDS: Most obscure KITH reference, Most accurate depiction of Fussbett. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:45am PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Jhoh/Jsoh: It's Legal In Thailand. by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                                Ice Cream Jonsey/Whorebach: Nice Guys Finish Last by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Quentin Beck: It's Not Legal In Thailand by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:44pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARD: Best use of nautical terminology. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:31am PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Whorebach: Double Jeopardy by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:50pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Snape: The Trouble With Harry by Zseni 07/26/2007, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/I Need Clarification: Starfuckers by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARD: Best celebrity guest appearance. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:38am PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Aragon: My Canada, My Cripple Check, My Ranger by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/veronica/Senor Barborito: A New Horizon by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Zseni: Crystal Disco by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:16pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARD: Most charitable description of Whorebach's living space. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:52am PDT NEW
                                Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                    Step Aside by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Zseni by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Ray by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Cable Bros by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Mysterio by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Ice Cream Jonesy by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Veronica/Senior Barborito by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:43pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/MM: Peace Explosion by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                            *nonconsensual shiver* by Zseni 07/26/2007, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                                            AWARD: Most tenuous grasp on the concept of slash fiction. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:32am PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Quentin Beck: Deuce Bigolo 3 by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                                            Best one yet. NT by mark 07/26/2007, 10:15pm PDT NEW
                                            AWARD: mark's favourite so far. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:32am PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/I Need Clarification: Knocked up 2 by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 9:55pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Fussbett by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:06pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Ator: Project Dwellers by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                                            AWARD: Best attempt at punctuation. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:48am PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Fabio by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Worm by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:15pm PDT NEW
                                            Oh now I know why I get Essence Of Tarantino vibe from you by Zseni 07/26/2007, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                                AWARD: Most creative attribution of credit for Last Man Standing. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:34am PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach and that other Quentin Beck: EPIC POST by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach and Laudablepuss: GoBots by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Whorebach and Laudablepuss: GoBots by laudablepuss 07/26/2007, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Bombmexico by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:31pm PDT NEW
                                        Whorebach/Entropy Stew by Mischief Maker 07/26/2007, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                            AWARD: Most criminal misuse of the phrase "lay some cables." NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:59am PDT NEW
                                        by honest, who skipped all of Zseni's posts and just read MM's? NT by Seanbaby 07/27/2007, 1:40am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 8:49pm PDT NEW
                                        Mine either??? *cries* NT by Mischief Maker 07/31/2007, 8:52pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Zseni 07/31/2007, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Whorebach/Ray Of Light: Fistin'! by Quentin Beck 07/31/2007, 10:55pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Whorebach killed my fic boner. by laudablepuss 07/26/2007, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                                    AWARD: Best overall post. NT by GameSpot 07/27/2007, 12:37am PDT NEW
                                Re: Whorebach killed my fic boner. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/26/2007, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Pleasurable! NT by Quentin Beck 07/27/2007, 12:22am PDT NEW
        Re: Gaming/Multimedia laptop by E. L. Koba 07/26/2007, 8:17pm PDT NEW
            It's cool, hope you like it. NT by McMoo PC Inc. 07/28/2007, 11:28am PDT NEW
    Alienware performance sans gay. by Motherhead 07/26/2007, 9:18pm PDT NEW
 
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