Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Dexter connection

[quote name="Zsenipoo"][quote name="Fussbett"]That reminds me to point out that even though Dexter is a serial murderer protagonist, you might still approve, since he only kills other serial murderers. So basically he's a paladin.[/quote] DENIED. He has assburgers and he fools around. That reminds <i>me</i> that I really liked Raines, because Jeff Goldblum was in it, but actually I hated Raines because everything in the show was so awful and stupid. Crime shows are dumb like crime is dumb. Back in the day when I was still working at UPS, I spent a few weeks across the belt from an excitable and damaged redhead. BLAH BLAH ABUSE STORIES. Or rather: she told <i>hers</i> as soon as she thought I wouldn't "judge" her for it, and she was absolutely beyond furious when I didn't feel like telling her, a complete stranger, about my scars and sexual hang-ups in return. Nor indeed would I ever! Because as soon as someone asks for that shit, they've proved themselves to have an unhealthy interest in scars and sexual hang-ups. Who the fuck just asks for that kind of information at work?! I digress, and so did she: to a discussion of Silence Of The Lambs, a movie that is totally Zseniproof and I would never watch it in a million years because it's calculated to flip my shit right out. "But don't you think it's <i>interesting</i>?" Red moaned. "No, I think it's <i>horrible</i>." This statement made her even more feverishly curious about how badly I was raped, because only victims of violent and repeated rape could possibly loathe sadism. She took my loathing of sadism as a mental disorder. "But don't you want to know how <i>criminals <b>think</b></i>? You know, what <i>motivates</i> them?" "No. Good lord no. You must be kidding." "I want to study <i>abnormal psychology</i>," She purred, practically licking her lips. "I took a class on deviant sexuality and it was <i>fascinating</i>. I can't believe you don't want to know about that stuff. <i>I thought you were a really smart person.</i>" This discussion actually happened! I always think about that girl when people talk about law-n-order-type shows where some "interestingly" excitable and damaged person is trying to solve crimes. I secretly think that all you motherfuckers are very fucked up people using these TV shows to revisit traumatic moments in your lives. I also secretly suspect that all psychologists are more fucked up than their patients.[/quote]