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Fussbett wrote:
That reminds me to point out that even though Dexter is a serial murderer protagonist, you might still approve, since he only kills other serial murderers. So basically he's a paladin.
DENIED. He has assburgers and he fools around.
That reminds me that I really liked Raines, because Jeff Goldblum was in it, but actually I hated Raines because everything in the show was so awful and stupid. Crime shows are dumb like crime is dumb.
Back in the day when I was still working at UPS, I spent a few weeks across the belt from an excitable and damaged redhead. BLAH BLAH ABUSE STORIES. Or rather: she told hers as soon as she thought I wouldn't "judge" her for it, and she was absolutely beyond furious when I didn't feel like telling her, a complete stranger, about my scars and sexual hang-ups in return. Nor indeed would I ever! Because as soon as someone asks for that shit, they've proved themselves to have an unhealthy interest in scars and sexual hang-ups. Who the fuck just asks for that kind of information at work?!
I digress, and so did she: to a discussion of Silence Of The Lambs, a movie that is totally Zseniproof and I would never watch it in a million years because it's calculated to flip my shit right out. "But don't you think it's interesting?" Red moaned.
"No, I think it's horrible."
This statement made her even more feverishly curious about how badly I was raped, because only victims of violent and repeated rape could possibly loathe sadism. She took my loathing of sadism as a mental disorder.
"But don't you want to know how criminals think? You know, what motivates them?"
"No. Good lord no. You must be kidding."
"I want to study abnormal psychology," She purred, practically licking her lips. "I took a class on deviant sexuality and it was fascinating. I can't believe you don't want to know about that stuff. I thought you were a really smart person."
This discussion actually happened!
I always think about that girl when people talk about law-n-order-type shows where some "interestingly" excitable and damaged person is trying to solve crimes. I secretly think that all you motherfuckers are very fucked up people using these TV shows to revisit traumatic moments in your lives. I also secretly suspect that all psychologists are more fucked up than their patients. |
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Japanese Men: The new woman? by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 12:04am PST 
Japanese men are the old new women. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/20/2007, 12:45am PST
KAWAII YO by Zsenipoo 11/20/2007, 9:34am PST
Fat women always brag about their big boobs but it doesn't really work that way. NT by Only (boobs - stomach) delta counts 11/20/2007, 10:07am PST
Dexter connection by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 10:40am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 10:04am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 10:25am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 11:21am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Last 11/21/2007, 3:18pm PST
There's a brewing disagreement in my house... by Fullofkittens 11/21/2007, 4:13pm PST
Nightmares about Slither? WHAT IS SHE, A WOMAN? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/21/2007, 4:48pm PST
A story I have probably told before by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 7:26pm PST
Law & Order: Cigarette Burns Unit by Jerry Whorebach 11/21/2007, 7:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 7:00pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 6:17pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 6:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 8:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 10:30pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Quentin Beck 11/22/2007, 10:33pm PST
You're like some kind of retarded vulture by Zsenipoo 11/23/2007, 8:24pm PST
It's a trap! NT by Mischief Maker? 11/23/2007, 8:35pm PST
Sanctum Eruditorum dress code: monocle, smoking jacket, cat ears :( NT by Entropy Stew 11/23/2007, 9:29pm PST
FINE OAK PIPE? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/23/2007, 9:54pm PST
RE: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=70849 by Ray of Light 11/24/2007, 12:29am PST
Re: You're like some kind of retarded vulture by Quentin Beck 11/26/2007, 2:34am PST
Chicken. NT by Zsenipoo 11/26/2007, 9:55am PST
Hook a pal up with a link? by Mr. Helper 06/16/2009, 10:27am PDT
Re: Hook a pal up with a link? by Last 06/16/2009, 11:03am PDT
Whoooa, I was just about to bring up that Krays thing! NT by Fussbett 11/21/2007, 11:58pm PST
UPDATE! by Zseni-Zseni Top 12/21/2007, 7:29am PST
If you won't watch it, let me tell you the best part. (spoils, no gore) by Last 12/21/2007, 8:08am PST
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS DICK BEFORE IT WATCHES THAT SCENE AGAIN NT by IMRDRU 12/21/2007, 9:39am PST
Re: If you won't watch it, let me tell you the best part. (spoils, no gore) by Gideongamer 12/21/2007, 9:42am PST
That's a notebook I wish I had kept mental! by Worm 12/21/2007, 3:16pm PST
Dexter season 2 finale SPOILERS by marko52, televisionwithoutpity.com 12/23/2007, 7:48am PST
Measured tonight! NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/24/2007, 3:21pm PST
Re: UPDATE! by Mischief Maker 12/21/2007, 8:35am PST
Re: UPDATE! by Zseni-Zseni Top 12/21/2007, 12:58pm PST
Your mom is right. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/21/2007, 10:20am PST
Re: UPDATE! by Furcifer 12/22/2007, 2:44am PST
Re: UPDATE! by utrak 12/23/2007, 8:33am PST
You should watch Silence of the Lambs by jeep 12/24/2007, 10:38pm PST
I agree with everything you said. The X-Files wouldn't EVEN have existed without by Jerry Whorebach 12/24/2007, 11:24pm PST
Has jeep ever been right about anything? by Rape Whistle 06/16/2009, 1:35am PDT
Re: Has jeep ever been right about anything? by jeep 08/24/2009, 6:41pm PDT
Re: Japanese Men: The new woman? by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:16am PST
I want a woman who's big and strong so when she holds me I feel safe by Rafiki 11/21/2007, 9:31pm PST
Herbivore Men by Fussbett 06/10/2009, 10:57pm PDT
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