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by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 7:26pm PST |
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Fullofkittens wrote:
...about how my wife refuses to watch horror movies because she has nightmares about Slither and yet she will watch SVU marathons all fuckin' day long. That show is all about little kids getting raped and tortured to death! One time there was an episode about how Doogie Howser's girlfriend Wanda held a woman captive under her bed for years and raped her along with her husband so that he would stop raping and torturing her! I like movies where zombies rip people up and eat them, not twisted shit like that. It's based on a true story. When I read the true story on POE it ruined like my whole week, then SVU comes around to do it again.
A couple of weeks ago she was watching Numbers, which I thought would be safe, but no, somebody got raped and tortured to death. They're all the same - some celebration of human cruelty that completely disturbs the shit out of me. The new favorite is Cold Case, which adds 70s music to the formula. In the episode I saw, the cold case was about a girl that got burned to death when her friends locked her in a burning house because (I shit you not) she was fat and ugly.
Wow I would divorce your wife.
So when I was like.... five, I would play My Little Pony with the girl across the street. The discussion about how we were playing ponies was basically like this:
Zseni: let's have the Ponies gathering apples in an orchard! Then they can make applesauce! (By which I meant I would get applesauce from the jar in the fridge and pour it into my toy teacups and put the teacups in the vicinity of the Ponies. Success!)
GATS: Okay. They're all in the orchard, and then one of the Ponies starts to go crazy and hurts the other Ponies and.... (long rape/abuse fantasy, which got worse as Boy Ponies started emerging on the Pony market.)
Every single time. And I would keep trying to establish some Pony or another as Rescue Pony who would put all the bad Ponies down (it never occured to me to have Team Rescue Pony,) but Evil Rape Ponies were always more numerous and powerful. Sometimes GATS would accede to my request for non-violent Pony play, but she would act hugely bored by it. Not that it was babyish, per se, just that she found it dull.
But when she saw one of our family socker-bopper matches, she was totally horrified and accused my parents of child abuse! Finally she told her parents about it and her parents accused my parents of child abuse too! |
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Japanese Men: The new woman? by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 12:04am PST 
Japanese men are the old new women. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/20/2007, 12:45am PST
KAWAII YO by Zsenipoo 11/20/2007, 9:34am PST
Fat women always brag about their big boobs but it doesn't really work that way. NT by Only (boobs - stomach) delta counts 11/20/2007, 10:07am PST
Dexter connection by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 10:40am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 10:04am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 10:25am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 11:21am PST
Re: Dexter connection by Last 11/21/2007, 3:18pm PST
There's a brewing disagreement in my house... by Fullofkittens 11/21/2007, 4:13pm PST
Nightmares about Slither? WHAT IS SHE, A WOMAN? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/21/2007, 4:48pm PST
A story I have probably told before by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 7:26pm PST
Law & Order: Cigarette Burns Unit by Jerry Whorebach 11/21/2007, 7:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 7:00pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 6:17pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 6:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Mischief Maker 11/21/2007, 8:50pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Zsenipoo 11/21/2007, 10:30pm PST
Re: Dexter connection by Quentin Beck 11/22/2007, 10:33pm PST
You're like some kind of retarded vulture by Zsenipoo 11/23/2007, 8:24pm PST
It's a trap! NT by Mischief Maker? 11/23/2007, 8:35pm PST
Sanctum Eruditorum dress code: monocle, smoking jacket, cat ears :( NT by Entropy Stew 11/23/2007, 9:29pm PST
FINE OAK PIPE? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/23/2007, 9:54pm PST
RE: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=70849 by Ray of Light 11/24/2007, 12:29am PST
Re: You're like some kind of retarded vulture by Quentin Beck 11/26/2007, 2:34am PST
Chicken. NT by Zsenipoo 11/26/2007, 9:55am PST
Hook a pal up with a link? by Mr. Helper 06/16/2009, 10:27am PDT
Re: Hook a pal up with a link? by Last 06/16/2009, 11:03am PDT
Whoooa, I was just about to bring up that Krays thing! NT by Fussbett 11/21/2007, 11:58pm PST
UPDATE! by Zseni-Zseni Top 12/21/2007, 7:29am PST
If you won't watch it, let me tell you the best part. (spoils, no gore) by Last 12/21/2007, 8:08am PST
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS DICK BEFORE IT WATCHES THAT SCENE AGAIN NT by IMRDRU 12/21/2007, 9:39am PST
Re: If you won't watch it, let me tell you the best part. (spoils, no gore) by Gideongamer 12/21/2007, 9:42am PST
That's a notebook I wish I had kept mental! by Worm 12/21/2007, 3:16pm PST
Dexter season 2 finale SPOILERS by marko52, televisionwithoutpity.com 12/23/2007, 7:48am PST
Measured tonight! NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/24/2007, 3:21pm PST
Re: UPDATE! by Mischief Maker 12/21/2007, 8:35am PST
Re: UPDATE! by Zseni-Zseni Top 12/21/2007, 12:58pm PST
Your mom is right. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/21/2007, 10:20am PST
Re: UPDATE! by Furcifer 12/22/2007, 2:44am PST
Re: UPDATE! by utrak 12/23/2007, 8:33am PST
You should watch Silence of the Lambs by jeep 12/24/2007, 10:38pm PST
I agree with everything you said. The X-Files wouldn't EVEN have existed without by Jerry Whorebach 12/24/2007, 11:24pm PST
Has jeep ever been right about anything? by Rape Whistle 06/16/2009, 1:35am PDT
Re: Has jeep ever been right about anything? by jeep 08/24/2009, 6:41pm PDT
Re: Japanese Men: The new woman? by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:16am PST
I want a woman who's big and strong so when she holds me I feel safe by Rafiki 11/21/2007, 9:31pm PST
Herbivore Men by Fussbett 06/10/2009, 10:57pm PDT
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