Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="bombMexico"]i dunno, a lot of this site is gayer than it needs to be. I'm all for hurr i'm being stupid and aware of the stupid but shit, but do i need to be reading a previously-on-caltrops intro link before a 10 story non joke post? I don't come here hoping to see that FINALLY Ray or INC or whoever will have crafted the ultimate revenge burn on someone who doesn't care or post here. And maybe, if i'm lucky, i'll get to see Creexul complain about a review not being posted. Yes, Qt3 is just overflowing with gay but they tell me which Rock Band covers are shit and what order i need to run Oblivion mods. I sincerely enjoy reading about what Fussbets lazy, shiftless boss is up to, but i like to read about games sometimes too. Knowing how big a whore the whore who made Assassin's Creed is does little to help my decision to buy or rent (altho i did get the SE to see if she was hot in the bonus dvd so thanks for that). This site gave shit to Failmath for being a OMM ripoff (?!?) but during its shining glorious 3 week existence the people (person? I can't remember fuck that place) posting put up more and better content that an entire site of misunderstood geniuses/bad boyz of posting/idiot savants managed, and <i>i was posting really hard.</i> I come here often enough that the place is bookmarked, but not so often i noticed an absence when that guy whos wife fucked Umberto took it down. I'm not expecting game posting nirvana, i just want to talk about faggot shit and games, but mostly the games. I want to see if someone less lazy than i will confront zseni on her imaginary friend Bananadine. I want to kick <strike>Tristan's</strike> Whorebocks ass so hard in achievement earning he has to change his name and play games designed for females. I want to call people faggots using bold and underline and italics. I really don't think any of these are too much to expect. I don't have a lot of options here, gamefaqs is gamefaqs, Qt3 you have to register and i can't use my bank password for everything, UK:Resistance is surprisingly unappreciative considering my grandfather helped save their country, the site jeep mentioned was gay (a salon link with the header "intelligent stuff!"), Madman's Cafe is out because i can't talk about street fighter all fucking day, and i can't remember the url to the rumble roses fan board i liked, also the long term staying power of rumble roses isn't as high as i thought it would be. I'm just asking, friend to friend, that before anyone hits post just ask yourselves: is this something Fabio can disagree with? If yes, congrats you're talking about a game and i do appreciate it. If no, why not just AIM fussbett and cut out the middle man? I'm not saying anything so offensive as spare me the faggot internet drama, but i am thinking it while glaring at you hoping you'll get the message.[/quote]