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by bombMexico 12/16/2007, 11:42pm PST |
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i dunno, a lot of this site is gayer than it needs to be. I'm all for hurr i'm being stupid and aware of the stupid but shit, but do i need to be reading a previously-on-caltrops intro link before a 10 story non joke post? I don't come here hoping to see that FINALLY Ray or INC or whoever will have crafted the ultimate revenge burn on someone who doesn't care or post here. And maybe, if i'm lucky, i'll get to see Creexul complain about a review not being posted.
Yes, Qt3 is just overflowing with gay but they tell me which Rock Band covers are shit and what order i need to run Oblivion mods. I sincerely enjoy reading about what Fussbets lazy, shiftless boss is up to, but i like to read about games sometimes too. Knowing how big a whore the whore who made Assassin's Creed is does little to help my decision to buy or rent (altho i did get the SE to see if she was hot in the bonus dvd so thanks for that). This site gave shit to Failmath for being a OMM ripoff (?!?) but during its shining glorious 3 week existence the people (person? I can't remember fuck that place) posting put up more and better content that an entire site of misunderstood geniuses/bad boyz of posting/idiot savants managed, and i was posting really hard.
I come here often enough that the place is bookmarked, but not so often i noticed an absence when that guy whos wife fucked Umberto took it down. I'm not expecting game posting nirvana, i just want to talk about faggot shit and games, but mostly the games. I want to see if someone less lazy than i will confront zseni on her imaginary friend Bananadine. I want to kick Tristan's Whorebocks ass so hard in achievement earning he has to change his name and play games designed for females. I want to call people faggots using bold and underline and italics. I really don't think any of these are too much to expect.
I don't have a lot of options here, gamefaqs is gamefaqs, Qt3 you have to register and i can't use my bank password for everything, UK:Resistance is surprisingly unappreciative considering my grandfather helped save their country, the site jeep mentioned was gay (a salon link with the header "intelligent stuff!"), Madman's Cafe is out because i can't talk about street fighter all fucking day, and i can't remember the url to the rumble roses fan board i liked, also the long term staying power of rumble roses isn't as high as i thought it would be.
I'm just asking, friend to friend, that before anyone hits post just ask yourselves: is this something Fabio can disagree with? If yes, congrats you're talking about a game and i do appreciate it. If no, why not just AIM fussbett and cut out the middle man? I'm not saying anything so offensive as spare me the faggot internet drama, but i am thinking it while glaring at you hoping you'll get the message. |
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Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Souffle of Pain 12/14/2007, 11:03pm PST 
Well no shit I admire your honesty etc. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 12:07am PST
23 pages of this SHIT? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:28am PST
Well at least bdr linked to clapstro, maybe we'll finally get some traffic. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:48am PST
Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 8:43am PST
that's not thundaaaaa NT by it's snoring 12/15/2007, 10:05am PST
Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by jeep 12/15/2007, 7:03pm PST
Gay jokes by Fussbett 12/15/2007, 7:07pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by still jeep 12/15/2007, 7:16pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 7:46pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:47pm PST
What Creex said. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:48pm PST
I keep forgetting. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 8:02pm PST
Flossing a dead horse NT by Fortinbras 12/15/2007, 10:11pm PST
Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Bill Dungsroman 12/15/2007, 10:41pm PST
"Giving a Fuck" > 3 Paragraphs NT by Mysterio 12/15/2007, 10:54pm PST
You are eternally ownt. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 11:18pm PST
Re: Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:33pm PST
Souffle of Gay! by I forgot about you 12/17/2007, 10:31am PST
Wait, I posted too soon by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:42pm PST
Why don't you shut the fuck up? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2007, 11:50pm PST
Whoa, what's THAT about? NT by Whoa, what's THAT about guy 12/16/2007, 4:34am PST
Classic ATOR! Nice! by Fullofkittens 12/16/2007, 10:49am PST
I think ICJ is trying to create a diversion. by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 2:41pm PST
Booze? NT by Mysterio 12/16/2007, 3:32pm PST
Do you just constantly run a search string on Caltrops for your name? NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 2:06am PST
Who has THE TIME for that? NT by FABIO 12/16/2007, 12:58pm PST
TIME!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PAOUR LAVOL NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:40pm PST
q=bill+dungsroman+qt3-sucks NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 7:45pm PST
I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Ray of Light 12/16/2007, 6:11pm PST
he's got 30 seconds to tell us their qt3 name or we go the ban hammer NT by Souffle of Pain 12/16/2007, 8:35pm PST
Re: I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 9:21pm PST
If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by bombMexico 12/16/2007, 11:42pm PST
Are you sure... by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 11:53pm PST
Re: Are you sure... by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:30am PST
Pretty sure failmath's "Ben" was actually Caltrops' own Ben "INC" Stein by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 12:40am PST
i can't...i just can't handle that many in jokes. you win you fuckers. by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:51am PST
Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:13am PST
Re: Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:24am PST
Some of those games were as little as two years old. by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:31am PST
I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK TOMORROW (today) PLZ STOP NT by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:33am PST
no NT by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 2:48am PST
Jesus fuck I wish I had hair like that (between the asian girl's legs) NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:09am PST
Ben Stein is Nixon's speechwriter/the Bueller guy. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/17/2007, 6:20am PST
because sometimes inc works on something that isn't fucking retarded? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2007, 9:50am PST
But wait, those are two completely opposite statements. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/18/2007, 10:46am PST
I totally agree with everything you posted. NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:10am PST
Especially the part about there being too many posts on Caltrops. NT by Fussbett 12/17/2007, 1:28am PST
If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2007, 2:03am PST
That post looks awfully familiar by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 3:05am PST
Hey everyone, lets not take established crazy person bombMexico's critique too s NT by eriously. (He's racist) 12/17/2007, 5:18am PST
Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for postin by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:34am PST
Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by Zseni 12/17/2007, 7:39am PST
Re: Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:50am PST
Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you forooo by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 9:38am PST
They suck? NT by Jhoh Cibble 12/17/2007, 10:28am PST
Re: They suck? by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 12:39pm PST
Ok that will be enough of that by jeep 12/21/2007, 8:29pm PST
I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by Fortinbras 12/21/2007, 11:43pm PST
Re: I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by jeep 12/22/2007, 12:11pm PST
you still say me :) by sko 12/23/2007, 2:54pm PST
So how do you feel about moving? by Zsenipoo 12/23/2007, 4:34pm PST
Re: Ok that will be enough of that & bonus Assassin's Creed SE disc review by bombMexico 12/23/2007, 4:27am PST
Ever since you started this self help fucking power fucking dysfunctional FUCKIN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:27pm PST
Hey Bill what is your gamertag? I want you on my buddylist man. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2007, 10:26am PST
Zero Punctuation never got any better. It continues. Seven years. NT by The End 08/23/2014, 8:22pm PDT
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