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for you.
It isn't necessary or appreciated for you to play video games and write reviews about them, or even discuss what order to load their mods in; no, your job is to be entertained by the hardworking vidya game playin Caltrops regulars.
Dude I work with sent his wife three dozen long-stemmed roses for their first anniversary, and she is furious with him and thinking about a separation because she didn't get what she wanted. You are that crazy woman, bM. It doesn't matter how good you fuck me: you're dramatic and needy. We throw you a feast and all you can talk about is how there's no bread pudding. Did you bring any bread pudding? Where is our anniversary present?
Anyway, there is no shortage of video game discussion forums, but there are a very limited number of forums where there are, as Jonsey pointed out, no unlovable retards. Better still, you can talk about video games here on Caltrops! But you can't shake the lonely bitter tards from Q23. The only problem with Caltrops right now is that people aren't posting enough. This is a problem caused by you. |
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Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Souffle of Pain 12/14/2007, 11:03pm PST 
Well no shit I admire your honesty etc. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 12:07am PST
23 pages of this SHIT? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:28am PST
Well at least bdr linked to clapstro, maybe we'll finally get some traffic. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:48am PST
Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 8:43am PST
that's not thundaaaaa NT by it's snoring 12/15/2007, 10:05am PST
Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by jeep 12/15/2007, 7:03pm PST
Gay jokes by Fussbett 12/15/2007, 7:07pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by still jeep 12/15/2007, 7:16pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 7:46pm PST
Re: Gay jokes by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:47pm PST
What Creex said. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:48pm PST
I keep forgetting. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 8:02pm PST
Flossing a dead horse NT by Fortinbras 12/15/2007, 10:11pm PST
Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Bill Dungsroman 12/15/2007, 10:41pm PST
"Giving a Fuck" > 3 Paragraphs NT by Mysterio 12/15/2007, 10:54pm PST
You are eternally ownt. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 11:18pm PST
Re: Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:33pm PST
Souffle of Gay! by I forgot about you 12/17/2007, 10:31am PST
Wait, I posted too soon by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:42pm PST
Why don't you shut the fuck up? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2007, 11:50pm PST
Whoa, what's THAT about? NT by Whoa, what's THAT about guy 12/16/2007, 4:34am PST
Classic ATOR! Nice! by Fullofkittens 12/16/2007, 10:49am PST
I think ICJ is trying to create a diversion. by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 2:41pm PST
Booze? NT by Mysterio 12/16/2007, 3:32pm PST
Do you just constantly run a search string on Caltrops for your name? NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 2:06am PST
Who has THE TIME for that? NT by FABIO 12/16/2007, 12:58pm PST
TIME!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PAOUR LAVOL NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:40pm PST
q=bill+dungsroman+qt3-sucks NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 7:45pm PST
I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Ray of Light 12/16/2007, 6:11pm PST
he's got 30 seconds to tell us their qt3 name or we go the ban hammer NT by Souffle of Pain 12/16/2007, 8:35pm PST
Re: I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 9:21pm PST
If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by bombMexico 12/16/2007, 11:42pm PST
Are you sure... by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 11:53pm PST
Re: Are you sure... by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:30am PST
Pretty sure failmath's "Ben" was actually Caltrops' own Ben "INC" Stein by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 12:40am PST
i can't...i just can't handle that many in jokes. you win you fuckers. by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:51am PST
Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:13am PST
Re: Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:24am PST
Some of those games were as little as two years old. by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:31am PST
I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK TOMORROW (today) PLZ STOP NT by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:33am PST
no NT by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 2:48am PST
Jesus fuck I wish I had hair like that (between the asian girl's legs) NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:09am PST
Ben Stein is Nixon's speechwriter/the Bueller guy. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/17/2007, 6:20am PST
because sometimes inc works on something that isn't fucking retarded? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2007, 9:50am PST
But wait, those are two completely opposite statements. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/18/2007, 10:46am PST
I totally agree with everything you posted. NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:10am PST
Especially the part about there being too many posts on Caltrops. NT by Fussbett 12/17/2007, 1:28am PST
If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2007, 2:03am PST
That post looks awfully familiar by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 3:05am PST
Hey everyone, lets not take established crazy person bombMexico's critique too s NT by eriously. (He's racist) 12/17/2007, 5:18am PST
Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for postin by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:34am PST
Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by Zseni 12/17/2007, 7:39am PST
Re: Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:50am PST
Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you forooo by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 9:38am PST
They suck? NT by Jhoh Cibble 12/17/2007, 10:28am PST
Re: They suck? by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 12:39pm PST
Ok that will be enough of that by jeep 12/21/2007, 8:29pm PST
I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by Fortinbras 12/21/2007, 11:43pm PST
Re: I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by jeep 12/22/2007, 12:11pm PST
you still say me :) by sko 12/23/2007, 2:54pm PST
So how do you feel about moving? by Zsenipoo 12/23/2007, 4:34pm PST
Re: Ok that will be enough of that & bonus Assassin's Creed SE disc review by bombMexico 12/23/2007, 4:27am PST
Ever since you started this self help fucking power fucking dysfunctional FUCKIN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:27pm PST
Hey Bill what is your gamertag? I want you on my buddylist man. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2007, 10:26am PST
Zero Punctuation never got any better. It continues. Seven years. NT by The End 08/23/2014, 8:22pm PDT
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