Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Apparently the thing I'm supposed to do here is take full accountability for the

[quote name="Zsenitan"]blowjob then, two weeks later, add "blowjobs" surreptitiously to someone else's project list. "I'm really busy at the moment," I explain. "I'm implementing synergy for the planning phase deployment. For both of our departments. This will only take you a few minutes - you're so good at it anyway, I don't know why they handed it off to a rookie like me." Then when the other guy drops the blowjob ball (lol), I tell my boss how sorry I am. Sorry - because I would have given a much better blowjob than that. What can I say - I delegated to the wrong guy. You were right, boss. "Aww Zseni don't feel bad. Nothing gets done here unless you do it, jesus, when did you last get a raise? You should take a few weeks off, I'll just blow myself." Then I get a raise and another promotion. Meanwhile, the payoff for actually sucking the dick: a free protein shake and blowjob duty for the rest of my life. <i>You can't fool me, INC. I got this shit <b>all</b> figured out now.</i>[/quote]