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Apparently the thing I'm supposed to do here is take full accountability for the by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 10:27pm PDT blowjob then, two weeks later, add "blowjobs" surreptitiously to someone else's project list. "I'm really busy at the moment," I explain. "I'm implementing synergy for the planning phase deployment. For both of our departments. This will only take you a few minutes - you're so good at it anyway, I don't know why they handed it off to a rookie like me." Then when the other guy drops the blowjob ball (lol), I tell my boss how sorry I am. Sorry - because I would have given a much better blowjob than that. What can I say - I delegated to the wrong guy. You were right, boss. "Aww Zseni don't feel bad. Nothing gets done here unless you do it, jesus, when did you last get a raise? You should take a few weeks off, I'll just blow myself." Then I get a raise and another promotion. Meanwhile, the payoff for actually sucking the dick: a free protein shake and blowjob duty for the rest of my life. You can't fool me, INC. I got this shit all figured out now.

Jobs! by Quétinbec 06/14/2008, 9:57pm PDT     You would've had to get up early to make the donuts. You're better off. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2008, 10:27pm PDT     So now you're having Jerry Whorebach-like conversations with clerks? by Fussbett 06/14/2008, 11:00pm PDT         "Cooking? Isn't that what servants do?" NT by Fortinbras 06/14/2008, 11:59pm PDT     They really are the friendliest people in the world by I need clarification 06/15/2008, 2:04am PDT     This reminds me of the last time I applied for a job. by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 7:12pm PDT         We're not talking about BLOW jobs OHHHHHHHHHHH (well, we probably will be) by I need clarification 06/16/2008, 7:42pm PDT             You can get raw power from a Dyson. Show me a blowjob with some accountability! NT by Entropy Stew 06/16/2008, 9:38pm PDT                 Apparently the thing I'm supposed to do here is take full accountability for the by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 10:27pm PDT     No one doubt my capabilities by Quétinbec 06/17/2008, 2:38am PDT         What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by I need clarification 06/17/2008, 1:03pm PDT             Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Quétinbec 06/18/2008, 8:12am PDT                 Yes :( by I need clarification 06/18/2008, 12:35pm PDT                     Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/19/2008, 3:48am PDT                         Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Last 06/19/2008, 7:40am PDT                             quick? I meant quit NT by Last 06/19/2008, 9:55am PDT                             Re: Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:39am PDT                                 watch i don't shrinks your dick with the shrinkser ray, scumball NT by Duke Nukem 06/20/2008, 4:05am PDT                         Re: Yes :( by I need clarification 06/19/2008, 1:11pm PDT                             Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:43am PDT                                 Re: Yes :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2008, 3:48am PDT                     They've still got 'em. by Fullofkittens 06/19/2008, 6:05am PDT                         Re: They've still got 'em. by sassy 06/19/2008, 9:44am PDT                 Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/19/2008, 6:14am PDT