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by I need clarification 06/18/2008, 12:35pm PDT |
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Quétinbec wrote:
I need clarification wrote:
The grew here/flew here line is from Hawaii, Hawaiians. Aussies should never align themselves with a "culture" so debased as this. Brisbane seemed like a boring town to me (any time a city has to build something like that man-made beach area, it's someplace you don't want to be). Is it the banking centre or something? Or just the locale for some friends of yours? I'm sure there are better places to go to even in Australia.
I’d live in a coastal town if I could find a respectable job. Fuck Sydney. Who wants to see Australians acting sophisticated. I need to find a city that’ll pay me enough in two years to let me travel for a year on my way to London and be respected enough that when I arrive, I can get a decent job. Melbourne has shitty weather; Perth is too far from NZ; Darwin is too small; Brisbane is JUST a shithole, so it wins out.
There are dollar peepshows here too. Been to a peepshow anyone?
I was, I think, 13, in NYC. My mom had taken my sister and I and I somehow convinced her it was okay to let me wander around Times Square on my own. This was before Disney bought Times Square, back when it was still pretty good. After I got bored looking at all the guitars at Sam Ash's, I walked by a peep show place like 20 times, hoping to catch a glimpse of something in my peripheral vision, then finally decided to just go in. On my way, in they were busy throwing a stripper right out the front door, like in a cartoon, except she was screaming and clawing and basically scaring the fuck out of me.
Downstairs was just a bunch of magazines and video tapes and sex toys, but I knew something else was going on upstairs. Up I went, and tried to figure out what was going on and how I could join in. I went up to the door to the peep area and realized it needed tokens, so I bought one from the cashier. Walked to my peep booth and closed the door behind me. Put in my token and the steel door rose, revealing a plexiglass shield, behind which sat a redhead in a tube top. She looked a bit surprised and asked how old I was. I suddenly realized I had no idea how old you had to be to even go to a peep show, and that being somewhat tall (though not as tall as you, QB!) I hadn't been asked by anyone yet! I guessed 16 would be the right age, and she said I was technically "a little young to be here," but she wouldn't tell anyone. She peeled down the tube top and smiled at me. I had no idea what to do. "Well, aren't you going to say anything?" she asked.
".... you... got nice tits?"
"Thank you, sweetie!"
Then she began playing with her tits while I gaped. There were so many firsts going on! She finally stopped and said, "Don't you want to take your dick out?"
MIND: BLOWN!!!
What!!!
I unzipped my pants but just kind of stuck my hand in the general area, not even touching anything much less pulling it out. Why would I pull it out? What the fuck did she think I was going to do? My head was spinning, I felt like I was on fucking Mars. Luckily the steel door lowered again, and I zipped up my pants and started out of the peep area. Opened the door, THERE SHE WAS, blocking the exit with her arm.
"What if I don't let you out of here?"
Now my panic was in full effect. I pictured the cops being called, my mom being called, my DAD being called.
"I, uh, I don't know..."
Then she laughed as she let me out. As a final kick in the teeth I saw what can only be described as a Negro walking into the booth with a rag in his hand.
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Jobs! by Quétinbec 06/14/2008, 9:57pm PDT 
You would've had to get up early to make the donuts. You're better off. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2008, 10:27pm PDT
So now you're having Jerry Whorebach-like conversations with clerks? by Fussbett 06/14/2008, 11:00pm PDT
"Cooking? Isn't that what servants do?" NT by Fortinbras 06/14/2008, 11:59pm PDT
They really are the friendliest people in the world by I need clarification 06/15/2008, 2:04am PDT
This reminds me of the last time I applied for a job. by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 7:12pm PDT
We're not talking about BLOW jobs OHHHHHHHHHHH (well, we probably will be) by I need clarification 06/16/2008, 7:42pm PDT
You can get raw power from a Dyson. Show me a blowjob with some accountability! NT by Entropy Stew 06/16/2008, 9:38pm PDT
Apparently the thing I'm supposed to do here is take full accountability for the by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 10:27pm PDT
No one doubt my capabilities by Quétinbec 06/17/2008, 2:38am PDT
What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by I need clarification 06/17/2008, 1:03pm PDT
Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Quétinbec 06/18/2008, 8:12am PDT
Yes :( by I need clarification 06/18/2008, 12:35pm PDT
Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/19/2008, 3:48am PDT
Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Last 06/19/2008, 7:40am PDT
quick? I meant quit NT by Last 06/19/2008, 9:55am PDT
Re: Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:39am PDT
watch i don't shrinks your dick with the shrinkser ray, scumball NT by Duke Nukem 06/20/2008, 4:05am PDT
Re: Yes :( by I need clarification 06/19/2008, 1:11pm PDT
Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:43am PDT
Re: Yes :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2008, 3:48am PDT
They've still got 'em. by Fullofkittens 06/19/2008, 6:05am PDT
Re: They've still got 'em. by sassy 06/19/2008, 9:44am PDT
Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/19/2008, 6:14am PDT
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