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Turns out Jhoh was ahead of the curve on this Cracked.com thing by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2009, 11:30am PDT
Cracked.com wrote:

Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley was writing comedy over at Seanbaby.com when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine. He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.com's newest columnist. "Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle" will be our first new column since Robert Brockway came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen. Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games.


The rest of us can skip the poor man's MAD Magazine part and get right to the Seanbaby.
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Ikaruga hits XBLA today by Mischief Makers 04/09/2008, 8:07am PDT NEW
    Memory shmups like R-Type, Gradius, Darius etc. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2008, 2:36pm PDT NEW
        Memory shmup, sounds like shit. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
        I liked G-Darius... by Mischief Makers 04/09/2008, 5:43pm PDT NEW
            Any game with rote memorization sucks period end of story case closed fuck you f NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 6:34pm PDT NEW
            how the fuck am I supposed to see any of that? NT by Grumah 04/10/2008, 9:45am PDT NEW
                1) Focus on your ship. 2) Don't play on a heavily compressed Youtube vid. by Mischief Maker 04/10/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                    mass effect NT by Grumah 04/11/2008, 4:21am PDT NEW
            Re: I liked G-Darius... by Bananadine 04/10/2008, 9:58am PDT NEW
                Everyone's always so down on memorization :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 5:44pm PDT NEW
                    Learning ship movement patterns in yet another identical shootar. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                        Your idea of learning is reading GameFAGs for Phoenix Wright. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                            That's not really learning either. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                        Learning patterns by Fussbett 04/10/2008, 6:50pm PDT NEW
                            I didn't focus on their patterns. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                Plus nothing is more repetitive than a shmup. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                                    Not moving when someone shoots at you = GAMEPLAY NT by Mischief Maker 04/10/2008, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                                        You put "not" at the beginning for some reason, I don't know why. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                            If you weren't going to dodge these bullets, you'd need some sort of shield, hm. by Wormu 04/10/2008, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                                There's a difference between memorizing for rhythm games and memorizing for what by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                                                    There is, but not much of one NT by Fortinbras 04/10/2008, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                                        There isn't ANY. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                                Guitar Hero by Mischief Maker 04/12/2008, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                                        the official 10 millionth jap shmup was released, new top down view! NT by Grumah 04/11/2008, 4:24am PDT NEW
                                            How dare you look down on Ikaruga >:( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/12/2008, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                                Psh, medium NT by Fussbett 04/10/2008, 8:02pm PDT NEW
                            I guess you could say learning is half the battle. NT by G.I. Mischief 04/10/2008, 7:14pm PDT NEW
    I've scientifically condensed why Ikaruga is boring by FABIO 04/09/2008, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        FABIO WANTS TO DO MORE BLOWING NT by HEADLINE 04/09/2008, 4:48pm PDT NEW
            are you done? by FABIO 04/10/2008, 9:33pm PDT NEW
    x blah by Grumah 04/10/2008, 9:41am PDT NEW
        ALL OF THESE GAMES ARE JUST SILVER SURFER WITH VARYING LEVELS OF BULLSHIT NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            Not everyone reads Cracked.com you know NT by Fortinbras 04/10/2008, 9:41pm PDT NEW
                Turns out Jhoh was ahead of the curve on this Cracked.com thing by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2009, 11:30am PDT NEW
                    They should give Jhoh a referral bonus NT by Fortinbras 03/28/2009, 1:58pm PDT NEW
                        I think Flabliblo was the first person to link to cracked. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/28/2009, 2:19pm PDT NEW
            That is from Angry Vidyan Gaem Nerd. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 9:56pm PDT NEW
 
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