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Metroid Prime 2 by Rafiki 01/11/2005, 9:53pm PST
Metroid Prime 2: "HELLO, LET'S PLAY GAME!"

Rafiki: PYOO! PYOO! PYOO! "I AM HAVING FUN!"

[13 hours later]

Metroid Prime 2: "WELCOME TO SPIDER BALL. TO GET THE NEXT ITEM TO PROGRESS IN THE GAME, YOU'LL NEED TO WALK TO THE POLAR OPPOSITE END OF THE MAP TO A ROOM YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TO. UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY OF EVERY ROOM. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WANDER AIMLESSLY UNTIL YOU GET THERE BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION."

Rafiki: "MOTHERFUCKER."

[Hour and a half later]

Metroid Prime 2: "HEY, YOU FOUND THE ITEM. HERE'S AN ELEVATOR THAT YOU COULDN'T ACCESS BEFORE TO TAKE YOU DIRECTLY BACK WHERE YOU WERE."

Rafiki: "MURDER."

[2 hours later]

Rafiki: "QUADRAXIS WAS PRETTY SWEET. WHAT'S NEXT?"

Metroid Prime 2: "TO REACH THE FINAL BOSS, YOU MUST COLLECT 9 KEYS SCATTERED ABOUT THE LAND. THERE ARE 3 KEYS IN EACH OF THE THREE WORLDS. HERE ARE SOME VAGUE HINTS THAT COULD REFER TO ANY GODDAMN ROOM OF THE WORLD, DARK OR LIGHT. HAPPY HUNTING."

Rafiki: SAVE -> QUIT -> PUT DISK BACK IN CASE.
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Metroid Prime 2 by Rafiki 01/11/2005, 9:53pm PST
    Don't you just love puzzles? NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 12:27am PST
    Re: Metroid Prime 2 by False 01/12/2005, 12:47am PST
        Why would they learn? by All of those games sold boatloads. 01/12/2005, 12:50am PST
            Re: Why would they learn? by False 01/12/2005, 12:59am PST
        Re: Metroid Prime 2 by Rafiki 01/12/2005, 11:39am PST
        Re: Metroid Prime 2 by The Joosh 01/12/2005, 7:48pm PST
 
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