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Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:34am PDT
Lizard_King wrote:

How is having the option to capture a safehouse which offers a number of useful features not automatically superior to the option to chase pigeons in return for jack shit? You don't "need" all one million of either, but the difference is JC gives you something for every attempt you make. GTA4 invested its time in making TV shows I couldn't care less about and NPCs to aggravate me. Neither of those is mandatory either, but there very presence when there could have been actual things to do in the game pushes them beyond merely not being a feature and makes them aggressively irritating.


I remember getting to insta-travel to a safehouse in Just Cause. There was never any incentive to switch weapons, your pistols or an assault rifle looted off a dead mexican did just fine. And I can't ever remember a safehouse in Just Cause giving me a useful vehicle other than a fucking commercial helicopter, and I only had to unlock one safehouse for that. Everything else I stole on site, after an aggravating 15 minute helicopter ride that couldn't be skipped. GTA IV could skip the tedious ride across town!


GTA4 is very similar to what someone here said about Slumdog Millionaire: it's a game for people who don't actually like sandbox games, they just want a hint of it while some shit that wouldn't have made it off the cutting room floor of a bad Shield season (all of them) is strung together around them. It's a complete betrayal of all of the gameplay advances that Rockstar has made up until this point. All of the games I listed range from low mediocre to very good, but they do not compromise the small margin of player freedom that this genre is supposed to encourage in the service of the bloated ego trip of their occasionally interrupted cutscene.


Did you ever stop to think that maybe this devotion to some Platonic ideal of a sandbox game is what makes the ones you listed so thoroughly unenjoyable to other people? In your mind if a game sets out to make itself a sandbox game and succeeds, well it doesn't matter whether it's an exercise in tedium like Just Cause or thoroughly uninspiring like Saints Row II, it succeeded! GTAIV broke the covenant! Or maybe your idea of a sandbox game is just stupid. I went to Just Cause looking for the same thing you were and didn't see it. I saw a shitty compromise between GTA and Mercenaries that fucking failed at both.
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True or false - the PS3 is an irrelevant joke nowadays NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/26/2009, 7:49pm PDT NEW
    False, it's a very relevant joke NT by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 8:07pm PDT NEW
    Ironic you would say that now by Lizard_King 05/26/2009, 8:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: Ironic you would say that now by QuĂ©tinbec 05/27/2009, 2:17am PDT NEW
            Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 3:43am PDT NEW
                gta4 was a pretty good game aside from the FRIENDS simulator NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 4:07am PDT NEW
                Where the fuck do you get off with Saints Row 2? by Worm 05/27/2009, 7:35am PDT NEW
                    The minigames are trivially easy by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                        Yeah, but it bored the shit out of me. by Worm 05/27/2009, 4:56pm PDT NEW
                            OK. by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 3:05am PDT NEW
                                GTA4 had what, 3 kind of bad missions? by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:08am PDT NEW
                                    Let me assist your memory using mine by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 10:33am PDT NEW
                                        fag NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:03am PDT NEW
                                            I'm glad we could resolve this amicably. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:12am PDT NEW
                                                Yeah, I saw that list and immediately realized you cared more about GTAIV. by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:22am PDT NEW
                                                    Looks like you're trolled by Saints Row 2 (and you have all bad points). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 11:33am PDT NEW
                                                        TROLLY TROLLED BY T(ROLL)HE TROLLOSPHERE NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:54am PDT NEW
                                                            This post doesn't add anything it's pretty worthless. *hand to chin* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                                                (Deconstruction) NT by Fullofkittens 05/28/2009, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                    wrom cuts off little pieces of his victims until they die. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                        ... on the internet forums NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                            You mean "on the internet forums.... he doesn't do that." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                I mean wait "... no he really does" NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    But you said it so it's not true. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 12:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        no NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 1:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            *giant explosion engulfs your corpse* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 1:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                *corpse was fake* *escapes through a mold chute* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    *into a blast furnace the end* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 1:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        *spoiler all the worms were fake* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            The real one was dead the whole time. *time travels* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                *actually he portal gunned away from the blast furnace* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    *into a second even larger blast furnace fueled by nuclear explosions* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        *also my portal gun only portals into the lava dimension wait ... shit * NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        Surely Creexul won't childishly demand the last word here. NT by MURDER THE CABLES 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                            Please stop trying to ruin this thread that I'm improving. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                Re: Please stop trying to ruin this thread that I'm improving. ^_^ by bink 05/29/2009, 5:27am PDT NEW
                                                                Yeah, well, FUCK YOU. *bullet time slo-mo hand to chin dodges troll bullets* NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 12:27pm PDT NEW
                                        WHAT DO WE WANT? DICKS! WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM? NOW! WHAT DO WE WANT? NT by HOMPH! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HURMPH 05/28/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                        LK ended up being exactly right about this NT by irony 12/22/2012, 8:32am PST NEW
                Just Cause? Really? REALLY? NT by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 8:50am PDT NEW
                    Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Lizard_King 05/27/2009, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                        Just Cause IS a pretty cool game. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/27/2009, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                        Well, certainly the gaming press will ask Rockstar the tough questions NT by don't fucking bet on it 05/27/2009, 4:50pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                            just cause didn't make you shoot 250 pigeons by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/27/2009, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                                Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 1:38am PDT NEW
                                    with bortinfras logic, you can claim that fun things are "boring" by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 1:44am PDT NEW
                                        Jhoh, change your brothers diaper, he's shitting his pants. AGAIN. NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 1:50am PDT NEW
                                            bloatinfries is intellectually defeated, falls back on diapers NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 2:51am PDT NEW
                                            How about the diaper on your face to soak up all your Just Cause tears? 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 5:14am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 3:01am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:34am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:11am PDT NEW
                                                Are you sure you played GTAIV? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                                    Don't flip your keyboard because you're a moron! by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:11am PDT NEW
                                                        Maybe you were playing GTAIII but thought it was GTAIV? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:17am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Maybe you were playing GTAIII but thought it was GTAIV? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                                                No, save system is still a pain. You get 4 save points instead of 1, I guess? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:58am PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: No, save system is still a pain. You get 4 save points instead of 1, I gues by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                        It's not, given what everyone else is doing in other games by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Lost and The Damned has mid-mission checkpoints. Slowly getting there- NT by Gutsby 05/28/2009, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                                That's progress. by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    1, that's terror, 2, that's terror, 3, NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Whatever, let's go get us some hole. NT by Gutsby 05/28/2009, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                                GTA4 and GTA SA also did. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 3:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                Shit. I meant N.A.R.C. Not Crackdown. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                Are you sure you don't mean a TIAMAT of input? That would be a lot funnier by Nyuk nyuk comics' Gabe 05/28/2009, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Are you sure you played GTAIV? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
                                                        Maybe you should go back to QT3, just maybe. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                                                            You fuck one goat and then... NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                                        Hahah holy shit, you're going to criticize their development cycle? by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:21am PDT NEW
                            Re: Just Cause? Really? REALLY? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:47am PDT NEW
                                Weren't we talking about checkpoints and ease of access? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:29am PDT NEW
                                    Who's "all of us", you dumb motherfucker? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:16am PDT NEW
                                        He doesn't care about craftsmanship because he has no fucking taste! NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:11am PDT NEW
                                        You've sure showed me the error of mocking Jsoh with your trenchant reply! by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 10:23am PDT NEW
                                            Do you know what a red herring is? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 10:58am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 11:11am PDT NEW
                                                Holy shit, why is everyone a faggot about sand box games? by Worm 05/28/2009, 11:14am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 11:15am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                                                        I knew Assassin's Creed was shit the moment I ran into a giant spinning double h NT by Entropy Stew 05/28/2009, 11:47am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Do you know what a red herring is? by HOMPH! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HURMPH 05/28/2009, 11:55am PDT NEW
                                                            Nice ATOR, shit drinker. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                Haha, what? NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Exactly. NT by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Exactly. by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                            You contribute exactly zero NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Joey's had it with some of the regulars. He's not going to stand for this. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/28/2009, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    I just want to highlight this. by Souffle of Pain 05/28/2009, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        The only poster worth keeping here is I Need Clarification and Fussbett. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Whoa, another dumb faggot comes out of his lurking to realize he needs more NT by time in the oven 05/28/2009, 7:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Is that a Holocaust joke? You think Holocaust jokes are funny? "Cool" NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    jewey NT by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        New lows 24/7/365: Worm, Creexul, Weyoun. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 7:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            Joey NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Nice post, Worm. You spelled my name right. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    Joey NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Huge slam on INC and Fussbett out of nowhere. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 6:56am PDT NEW
                                                                            EITHER WAY, THIS IS LOW POINT. FOR YOU! by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                If you're the kind of pussy we send into Iraq, no wonder we're losing. by Worm 05/28/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    If you're the kind of pussy we send to his mother's basement by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Not the "you're bad at games" argument, the "this part wasn't that bad" argument by Worm 05/29/2009, 6:27am PDT NEW
                                                                                    wromg is wromg and doesn't know that we're winning. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 6:58am PDT NEW
                Re: Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by QuĂ©tinbec 05/27/2009, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Recent games in sandbox genre that are superior to GTA4 by Lizard_King 05/28/2009, 5:22am PDT NEW
                    Haha Sims 3 you really are a FAGGOT. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 5:31am PDT NEW
            I start a game up, and it makes me go bowling by Entropy Stew 05/27/2009, 7:28am PDT NEW
    You're banned. NT by Cioxx, former SomethingAwful mod 05/26/2009, 8:22pm PDT NEW
    I would probably buy one for Gran Turismo 5 + backward compatibility... by Jerry Whorebach 05/26/2009, 8:41pm PDT NEW
        play GT1, case closed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/26/2009, 11:32pm PDT NEW
    so is gta4 a bad game? by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 3:07am PDT NEW
    I officially tested the stun punch thoroughly enough to be sure it doesn't work by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/27/2009, 8:43pm PDT NEW
 
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