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Re: The camera in fucking Journey had more bandwidth than this fucking thing by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 1:53pm PDT
ICJ: http://www.justin.tv/g4tv_wiebecam

Fortinbras: No SEX or ASS high scores on that machine?
I am disappointed.

ICJ: hahah
The guy who did the BBS Documentary set a high score on my Ms Pac-Man machine, which has a mod to allow more than 3 characters.

Fortinbras: Also wow this is a low bandwidth feed =/

ICJ: He put the name of my then-fiance there at the time. Humiliating!
Yeah seriously, there's better tech in the DK game itself than that feed

Fortinbras: I actually FEEL like I’m in the 1980’s watching this feed at such a shitty rate!
8k baud modems for EVERYONE

Fortinbras: Nobody’s playing DK

ICJ: urn-in!
I'd be pissed if that were my machine.

Fortinbras: Hahaha

ICJ: Hey assholes, someone hit "1P"
DK and such use a specific kind of Sanyo monitor that nobody makes any more

Fortinbras: It needs one of those webchat-linked LED tickers

ICJ: So you literally can't buy a new replacement
Yeah

Fortinbras: CliffyB put one of those up in Epic Games once, with a webcam trained on it
and SomethingAwful took it over for like two months

ICJ: Hahah

Fortinbras: typing in things like GET BACK TO WORK, FATTY
and COULD YOU PLEASE NOT HAVE NALI FRUIT IN UNREAL 2?
or SHOCK COMBO IS OP NERF PLZ

ICJ: I would appreciate such a thing.

Fortinbras: Oh finally
Some pity-play
AND THE FEED FREEZES AGAIN
WHY IS THE FEED ONLY GOOD WHEN NOTHING’S HAPPENING?
Also why is he wearing a fucking referee shirt from fucking Footlocker?
I want a good CLEAN GAME. No jumping over barrels, no using the ladders for more than two seconds, no HAMMERS

ICJ: haha
That's... their thing, the referee uniforms.
Yeah, it's goofy

Fortinbras: ?
Finally
I think they’re having two contestants?
I don’t know

ICJ: I don't have the audio going, but usually they don't do a 2P game, as they don't want to wait 2 hours between playing. But who knows.


Fortinbras: There was a cheer or something and I switched over and saw two people and the referee guy
But I guess not!
Man, Donkey Kong gets no respect
Wait, they’re going for the high score? What’s the highest score?


ICJ: 1,050,000 I think... lemme check for what it is exactly...

Fortinbras: I cheated and looked up Steve Wiebe on Wikipedia


ICJ: 1,050,200


Fortinbras: His DK Junior score is 1,139,800
And his high score on DK is 1,049,100
Oh dip
Only a 1,100 point difference?

ICJ: Yeah.
I think he just recently got the DK jr one, too.
He also said he was gonna try for Popeye.
My DK high score is just 78,000. =(
I wish he'd hurry up and fucking play so I can see what I am doing wrong the first time through

Fortinbras: Haha
Well there’s a bunch of people hanging around the machine

ICJ: This is bullshit

Fortinbras: I know!
I guess he keeps getting close to it
and then he thinks “Fuck, my hands aren’t ready”
Because they could get callouses you know
in midplay
or he could cramp!
So he goes to check out the Star Wars: The Old Republic demo =(

skuzee INSERT COIN PLZ!
less than a minute ago

bricklayer1020 Hell, just press 1player!!!
less than a minute ago

ICJ: I would, with no sarcasm or irony, be furious if that were my machine.
FURIOUS

Fortinbras: You would be wearing a white and red striped hat and suit, with a cane
“STEP RIGHT UP HERE, DON’T BE SHY”
“ONE MILLION POINTS TAKES AWAY A STUFFED ANIMAL”
“You young man, you look sufficiently gifted with the acumen to operate a video game arcade cabinet! Step on up here, son!”

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        The camera in fucking Journey had more bandwidth than this fucking thing NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2009, 12:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: The camera in fucking Journey had more bandwidth than this fucking thing by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                2 minds, 80 columns: the ICJ/Fortinbras AIM log story NT by Ray of Light 06/02/2009, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                    That's what I get for dropping it in a notepad file NT by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 2:44pm PDT NEW
                    Also it was Gtalk NT by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 2:44pm PDT NEW
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                Shit. I didn't realize that would be posted. I would have been funnier. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2009, 4:35pm PDT NEW
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