Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven

Oh man. by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 1:10pm PDT Welp I am going to present this song without telling you what happened while I listened to it, or rather, to the more polished and understated mix presented on some b-side of a Depth Charge single. IIRC I once downloaded an excessively complete Depth Charge collection from someone on Clatrops, and I was not even very appreciative at the time. When I was maybe 13, I was over at a girl's house. It was one of those friendships where she wanted to have a lot of sex but wasn't ready to have sex with guys yet, and I wanted to have a lot of sex without treating our friendship like it was a romantic relationship. It worked out very well for both of us, but maybe a little better for her. She was really into the idea of stripping and I wouldn't be surprised if she wound up an actual real life stripper. One day she wanted to strip and screw, so she put THIS on: Awful. A less erotic song is almost inconceivable, but she loved it. I wouldn't know how to evaluate her prowess as a stripper, but she did have wonderful overdeveloped tits even then. She totally did strip and we totally did screw with Kokomo on repeat. Well, I am very giving after all. Also very popular with The Ladies: Dirty Dancing, which quite a lot of got done once all the parents went to bed during sleepovers. Usually the rules were that whoever was tallest was the top, but in anything dirty dancing related I was effortlessly the go-to top (because I was the only one present at any sleepover with even a chance of being able to heave someone bodily over my head.) Did I drop girls: yes. After the unquestionably awkward and perhaps even unsexy dance grinding part, there was some unsexy making out and then the music would get flipped to this: And I would be permitted to lez out with some girl who was actually thinking about the sex scene in Durty Dancing and getting boned by Patrick Swayze without fail. If I were of a QB bent I would hope that those girls would be deeply embarrassed about wanting to get boned by Patrick Swayze. At the time all I could think about was "this means I can never be famous, because all these girls would tell on me." This is seriously what I thought. I have never had music on when having sex with a man.

Important Songs by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 4:29pm PDT     Fag NT by Everybody 07/07/2009, 4:45pm PDT         Hahahah! I love it! And no one's gonna call me out so suffer quietly please. NT by Quétinbec 07/07/2009, 7:30pm PDT     you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by up with pod people 07/07/2009, 7:35pm PDT         Re: you'd be so disappointed if caltrops ever got confessional! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 12:12am PDT             You know what would be REALLY hilarious? by Jerry Whorebach 07/08/2009, 1:38am PDT                 Tomorrow! I promise! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT     My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 12:43am PDT         Re: My list would be my muxtape (RIP) + The Beatles + Neutral Milk + Clutch by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 1:43am PDT             In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 4:22pm PDT                 Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:22pm PDT                     Re: In a real small car with the windows rolled up, OH! by Fussbett 07/08/2009, 7:35pm PDT                         Prefuse 73 has its maximum effect when it's all "ABLE TO PBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL NT by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 8:01pm PDT                         Listen with your heart, Fussbett. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:34pm PDT                             I'm already really good at listening to music by Fussbett 07/09/2009, 1:10am PDT                                 HOW COULD YOU by Fullofkittens 07/09/2009, 9:40pm PDT                                     Techno's not even music. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2009, 9:55pm PDT                                         psh music is barely techno NT by Worm 07/09/2009, 10:45pm PDT                                     There are exceptions. But the genre sucks, mostly. I mean come on. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 1:53am PDT                                         He's right, unfortunately. by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:20am PDT                                             Re: He's right, unfortunately. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:26pm PDT                                                 I don't like electronic music. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 5:46pm PDT                                                 Quétinbec, unable to understand the subtleties of his own native language by Chairman Mao 07/10/2009, 7:41pm PDT                                         Just take a couple of old rap records and sing over them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 9:46am PDT                                         Look at you with your long hair and hard rock. This is 2009 & you're a grown man NT by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:24pm PDT                                             Whoa, I hope you didn't burst into tears after being so brutally honest with me. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2009, 6:26pm PDT                                                 I have songs to help me deal with sadness.I don't use hard music to hide from it NT by Quétinbec 07/11/2009, 4:08pm PDT                                                     It's not working for you. Try dealing with sadness by not being a huge fag. NT by Fussbett 07/12/2009, 7:42pm PDT                                                         QT3 on crying by QT3 Reporter 07/15/2009, 12:12am PDT                                                             Hahahahaha qt3, oh you incredible pussies. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 12:17am PDT                                                             Fuck me! They stole my idea and used it for evil. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 2:10am PDT                                                             I'll ignore the first guy as he was beaten regularly as a child... by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 10:15am PDT                                                                 Move Yourself To Tears: The Qt3 Story NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 1:00pm PDT                                                                 What vivid imaginations they must have! by Arbit 07/15/2009, 2:33pm PDT                                                             Re: QT3 on crying by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:36am PDT                                                             Jeph "Jeff" JJJ Jacques on crying by Fussbett 07/15/2009, 11:49am PDT                                                                 It's gotten to where I can't get all the way through these comics. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 4:41pm PDT                                                                 Well the Roger Rabbit one is understandable NT by Entropy Stew 07/15/2009, 4:58pm PDT                                                                     Iron Giant sacrificing himself for the *SNIFFFF* townspeople also acceptable NT by bombMexico 07/15/2009, 11:07pm PDT                                                                         Word. Also: "Baby Mine" scene in Dumbo by Fullofkittens 07/16/2009, 6:19am PDT                                                                             Up NT by Last 07/16/2009, 8:20am PDT                                                                             I wept at all the RACISM NT by Entropy Stew 07/20/2009, 10:09am PDT                                                                     I actually laughed at that scene in Roger Rabbit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT                                                                         Nothing tops the guy who cried over Deadliest Catch. NT by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 1:49am PDT                                                                             Hey man, he didn't know the catch would be THAT deadly. NT by Fussbett 07/16/2009, 8:53am PDT                                                                 They all have the same haircut NT by This is Chris's Blood 07/15/2009, 8:53pm PDT                                                             more crying by up with pod people 07/15/2009, 9:44pm PDT                                                                 Hey a GOOD webcomic. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/15/2009, 11:56pm PDT     I already answered this quiz. ON FACEBOOK. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 4:00am PDT         Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 7:33am PDT             Fuck you, Mao. Get off my thread. NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT                 Chairman Mao likes this NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2009, 3:04pm PDT         Fuck your Facebook friends, BUT I've got a better idea for this thread. by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 3:00pm PDT             "what's new pussycat" is now my mental soundtrack to all QB posts. 2 thumbs up NT by up with pod people 07/08/2009, 3:13pm PDT             I did *not* answer this one on Facebook. by Fullofkittens 07/08/2009, 3:48pm PDT                 Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind. =( by Last 07/08/2009, 4:45pm PDT                     AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT NT by Fortinbras 07/08/2009, 5:22pm PDT                         No, we stayed broken up. by Last 07/09/2009, 5:35am PDT                     Re: Sad, mournful break-up sex while the fucker next door blasts Third Eye Blind by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 6:31pm PDT                     Semi-charmed Life would be okay to have sex to, maybe? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2009, 9:47pm PDT                         It would be fine for new relationship sex, but not your final goodbye hump. NT by Last 07/10/2009, 4:53am PDT                             Where would you put "Blinded"? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2009, 10:10pm PDT             Oh man. by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 1:10pm PDT                 slinky secrets, hotter than the sun NT by up with pod people 07/11/2009, 8:40am PDT     I remember thinking about this kind of stuff (when I was 17) NT by Tricknology 07/08/2009, 6:42pm PDT         What do you think about now that you're 50? NT by Quétinbec 07/08/2009, 11:35pm PDT         totally agree, case in point: the wall by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/09/2009, 3:18am PDT             Re: totally agree, case in point: the wall by Vested Id 07/10/2009, 12:11am PDT     Jesus Christ. Are you going to make someone fucking ask? by bombMexico 07/09/2009, 6:51pm PDT         You haven't been paying attention. by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 12:04am PDT             Re: You haven't been paying attention. by Mr Gutsy 07/10/2009, 12:12am PDT             I'm not sure you've put enough thought into masturbating by bombMexico 07/11/2009, 5:28am PDT     'music' for 'music' lovers by gruman 07/10/2009, 12:05am PDT     Important Songs by Zsenitan 07/10/2009, 2:12pm PDT     Crying by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 5:23pm PDT         "Crying" by Roy Orbison is a great song. by Fullofkittens 07/10/2009, 6:55pm PDT             This is true by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/10/2009, 7:56pm PDT                 Re: This is true by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 8:03pm PDT     Re: Important Songs by Entropy Stew 07/11/2009, 7:25pm PDT     Yes! It's even more crying! by Quétinbec 07/18/2009, 5:22pm PDT         If she does wind up stabbing you that would just be the best goddamn thing ever NT by Fortinbras 07/18/2009, 5:26pm PDT             I don't like her chances without a knife. by Quétinbec 07/19/2009, 6:52pm PDT                 Re: I don't like her chances without a knife. by E. L. Koba 07/19/2009, 8:59pm PDT                     Hahaah! She's getting fired from her job, too. Should be a RIOT. NT by Quétinbec 07/20/2009, 2:17am PDT     Re: Important Songs by penis penis penis 07/19/2009, 7:05pm PDT