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This bitch is just asking for it. by Quétinbec 08/14/2009, 5:55pm PDT
Zsenitan wrote:


Nobody said anything about an open mind. You've concocted yet another reason to throw a dramatic fit all over nothing like the big pink diva you are.


You don't need to say it. It was in "girl code", which is what normal people call "reading between the lines". You think open-mindedness is a product of intelligence, and want to express open-mindedness by getting on the faggot bandwagon. A completely open mind is a completely empty mind. You need to meet more hippies. Most shit that isn't popular sucks, for instance, all the shit you pretend to love for the sake of being different.

Zsenitan wrote:


Kinks are usually limitations and handicaps, if they are genuine kinks as opposed to mere sport for shocking masturbation. You would know this if you were actually open-minded, but as usual, you think the whole spectrum of normal human behavior is strictly delimited by your miserable skull.


Whereas Zseni, from the safety of her hovel, has a totally objective view of normal human behaviour. This is important because, to compensate for her fatness, she feels obliged to do the opposite of anything normal. How soon after you marry someone you meet on WoW will you give it up and start listening to U2 again? 6 months?

Zsenitan wrote:


clearly you've never once seen any porn made in the last 20 years. It is all at least 90% fake lesbian porn by volume.


And I don't wank to it. I don't have any lesbian porn. To me, it's pointless and unnatural. If I started posting lesbian pictures, you could call me a piece of shit.

Zsenitan wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

you're just lonely.


Yes, I am this. Excruciatingly so. Unlike you, however, it's for a good reason: I'm much smarter than nearly anyone else, so finding genuine companionship is a trial.


You guys are so fucking full of shit. Fabio can't get a girl because the largest city in the US sucks, you can't get a guy because you're too smart, and Fussbett takes it for granted that 12 y/o's will be happier than him. At least ICJ has the balls to blame himself when his girl leaves. You're scum and if you won't face up to it, I hope you all suffer. You deserve to.

Here's some feedback about why guys don't like you from me, a guy who doesn't like you. Besides being fat (which is a huge part of it. If you were skinny and average looking, I'd let you off the hook for most of the other stuff. Life IS that simple and cruel, BTW. No amount of obscure Norwegian death metal will change that.) your house is a pigsty, and you've got no confidence.

The intelligence you go on about would maybe be worth a damn if you were an engineer or lawyer and could put it to use, but you work for UPS. If your intelligence exists, it's as useless as tits on a bull. You're no better off flogging it to me than your cooking skills. They're both overhyped, minor league personal qualities.

Zsenitan wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

You'd get on better with people.

Why would I want to do this?


Because when a person gets boring, you can punch them and they become interesting again. When a computer game gets boring, you turn it off and feel lonely.

You're at an age now, though, where like Fussbett and probably Fabio, we can consider you stuck in your ways and write you off as a loser.

"Why would I want to get on better with people?" asks the lonely girl. "I'm intelligent." *Cries*
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Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 11:15pm PDT NEW
    Calibrate your faggotry. Please rate the included pictures. by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Calibrate your faggotry. Please rate the included pictures. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            I'll put in requests for more taurens and more women over at /y/ NT by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                Yeah you get on that sweet cheeks my work is done time for a well deserved rest. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                    Anon delivers. by Zsenitanon 08/20/2009, 7:18pm PDT NEW
                        Hm now that I've seen it it doesn't seem all that appealing. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        Additional Calibration by Worm 08/13/2009, 12:29am PDT NEW
        Oh by the way here's that pic again. Quit hiding from yourself, QB! by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    Oh my god also jesus fuck ha ha by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 11:54pm PDT NEW
        OK, I knew nothing about any American gay riots. That's a freaky coincidence. by Quétinbec 08/13/2009, 3:35pm PDT NEW
            Freaky, you say. by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                Keep your gay shit out of this thread, Zseni. by Quétinbec 08/13/2009, 7:45pm PDT NEW
                    You never jerked it so hard as you did to that beautiful young boy, liar. by Zsenitan 08/13/2009, 11:09pm PDT NEW
                        BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL......... COLE ;-; NT by Mr. Holland 08/13/2009, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                        This bitch is just asking for it. by Quétinbec 08/14/2009, 5:55pm PDT NEW
                            Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Zsenitan 08/15/2009, 1:45am PDT NEW
                                Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Quétinbec 08/15/2009, 3:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/15/2009, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                                        LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LESBIAN ENTHUSIAST ABNORMAL NT by Normal Wank Society (NWS) 08/15/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                        Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other American. by Quétinbec 08/16/2009, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, by RTS players who aren't good at RTS 08/16/2009, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                                            gypsy jesus: I'd hit it NT by up with pod people 08/16/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ameri by An American 08/16/2009, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                                                Only faggots and anglophiles say wank in America NT by Fortinbras 08/16/2009, 7:33pm PDT NEW
                                                Fleshlight by Quétinbec 08/17/2009, 3:29pm PDT NEW
                                                    Wank Vocab by Grammarian 08/17/2009, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                                            Fellow hippie traveling palz! ^____^ NT by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by Last 08/18/2009, 5:29am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by Better Blue Than Red 08/18/2009, 7:37am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Here's a masturbation vocabulary question for you, MFFE, or any other Ame by alternatively 08/18/2009, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: This bitch is just asking for it. by Zsenitan 08/15/2009, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Quetinbec really fills in the summer slump here at Caltrops NT by Fortinbras 08/15/2009, 11:14pm PDT NEW
    Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Far too good to be true 08/13/2009, 1:31am PDT NEW
    Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by H1N1 08/14/2009, 4:27am PDT NEW
        dan savage on straight men by up with pod people 08/14/2009, 9:17am PDT NEW
            Michael Savage has similar views. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/14/2009, 2:01pm PDT NEW
        Re: Two consecutive homosexual wanks by Quétinbec 08/14/2009, 6:02pm PDT NEW
 
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