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Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 2:25pm PDT
Fullofkittens wrote:

So, here's the big underlying question about District 9:

Why did the ship stop at Earth in the first place?

Two theories floated by characters in the movie:
  1. They ran out of gas.
    • REJECTED. They clearly had enough fuel-containing objects on the ship to get the ship back home, because that was Christopher's plan. It took him 20 years to accumulate the fuel that he used to reactivate the ship, but during that period he was collecting the fuel from objects that originated on the ship.


But they weren't collecting fuel, they were distilling fuel from the fluid in their technology, and at an implied rate of one drop per many tablespoons. But I hear you, you're saying why didn't they just hover and do that in the air? Maybe they were, but then the humans decided to cut their way in? Or perhaps when the command module dropped off (by accident?!) it contained Christopher, the one dude who knew how to do it.

  • Their hive mind crashed because their Queen(?) died.
    • PLAUSIBLE. Christopher and his son seem to be smarter and more capable than the other aliens, so one would presume that they are part of a different caste, but they were around at the beginning so why didn't they step up before the ship stopped at Earth? Still, if they are supposed to have an insect-like social structure, there is a precedent for a certain category of worker to be elevated to royal status in the absence of royalty, so maybe that's what happened.


  • Did the movie mention a "queen"? I remember them talking about leadership and the command module... But yeah, this is the most plausible explanation and clearly what they were going for, making such a big deal out of the two classes of prawn shown in the movie. I was blown away by the realization that the lower class of prawn was so stupid because...

    Apparently the whole thing is a big apartheid analogy so I guess I can set aside the other core question of: if you were a group with weapons as destructive as these aliens had, would you let yourself be pushed around like that? Would you trade those weapons for cat food?

    ...what does it say about apartheid when you make the aliens actually stupid? And not "we misunderstand them" stupid, but actually stupid and belligerent scavenger drug addicts who can't self-organize? It means your apartheid analogy says a lot of terrible things about black people. Oops!
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    District 9 is a stinging indictment of Nigerians. by Fussbett 08/15/2009, 10:34pm PDT NEW
        I hear they get shot in the head with explody bullets and deserve it and bush do by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/15/2009, 10:58pm PDT NEW
            You know that article is total bullshit, right? NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/15/2009, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                the wire episode seemed pretty believable NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/16/2009, 12:06am PDT NEW
                    There's a huge gulf between the point The Wire made and what that article insinu NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/16/2009, 12:20am PDT NEW
                        well stormfront didn't write any episodes of the wire as far as I know so there' NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/16/2009, 11:46am PDT NEW
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                                    But the future refused to change. *lavos* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                                    What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Christopher Jackson 08/16/2009, 10:39pm PDT NEW
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                                                    curds and wey wey NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                                        So. How do we fix this? Caltrops? NT by Shredder 08/16/2009, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                                            Apply caltrops to the hallways of black schools. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 11:55pm PDT NEW
                                                Caltrops: Fag Black School: (GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT GUNSHOT) NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 2:19pm PDT NEW
                                        I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. NT by name withheld 08/17/2009, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. by Shredder 08/17/2009, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                                                I say we sentence you to 99 years teaching in underprivileged schools NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 3:01pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. by name withheld 08/17/2009, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                                    Most poorly disguised QB post of all time? by Fussbett 08/17/2009, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                            I was going to call the original post fake, but this testimonial has me doubting NT by Fussbett 08/17/2009, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                                                It's duplicitous. by Zsenitan 08/17/2009, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                                                    Du-pli-ci-tous. Of dual nature. by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                                            I teach in a majority black school. And this is a load of shit. by Lizard_King 08/18/2009, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                                        ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                            Oh yeah, I forgot to mention by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                                                ONE LAST THING: it's "breffuss." "BRICKfuss" doesn't even make sense. Hard K but NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: ONE LAST THING: it's "breffuss." "BRICKfuss" doesn't even make sense. Hard K by E. L. Koba 08/17/2009, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                                                    Can I make it into this "brickfuss"? NT by Cornbread 08/17/2009, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                                                        Cornbread by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                                                            Harlem nights, Eddie had to fight a women in that movie. In real life her name w NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                                                            What kind of self-centered asshole disables embedding over a fucking 3:23 clip? NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                                                        You mean cone braid. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2009, 10:55pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Zsenitan 08/17/2009, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Mysterious Stranger 08/17/2009, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                                            I dont want to spoil your fun because I totally appreciate what you're doing but by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                                                The readership of Caltrops? No. Other idiots on the internet? Well... by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    hey I didn't even post it, now if you really want to be trolled search busfett's NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                                                folrtinbras got trolled. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2009, 10:57pm PDT NEW
                                                    Roger Ebert thinks fellow film critic is A TROLL by Fortinbras 08/18/2009, 1:34am PDT NEW
                                                        So you are roger ebert. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 1:54am PDT NEW
                                                        Roger Ebert suspects District 9 fanboys are racist by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 2:28am PDT NEW
                                                            HIS DREAMS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 2:41am PDT NEW
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                                                                    Re: This intuitive T-chart explains WHY Armond White is a troll by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/18/2009, 2:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Eternal Sunshine, Team America, Kill Bill 2, Hotel Rwanda, The Aviator, NT by Irreversible, Bad Santa, Life Aquat 08/18/2009, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Yeah, those are some great films. Classics. Magical year. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/18/2009, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:22am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/19/2009, 12:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:31am PDT NEW
                                                                                        Yes, Eternal Sunshine is the best movie of 2004 and probably several years +/- NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:40am PDT NEW
                                                                                            agree NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:07am PDT NEW
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                                                YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/18/2009, 1:19am PDT NEW
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                                                    Re: YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I need clarification 08/19/2009, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/19/2009, 9:46pm PDT NEW
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                                                                INTERNET by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 4:44pm PDT NEW
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                                        Re: What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:02am PDT NEW
                                            fuck, what's the full meaning of "shorty" by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 8:14am PDT NEW
                                                I THINK IT MEANS SHORT PERSON ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 10:35am PDT NEW
                                                    Well it means "baby", but for a long time I thought it only meant baby. by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                                                        aha! some corroboration of my distant memory of 'shorty' to describe children by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                                                            You shouldn't call your husband "it", even if he is a half-breed v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/19/2009, 1:49am PDT NEW
                                                                lulz ^_^ NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:08am PDT NEW
                                        Re: What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Jack Rauber 09/14/2023, 10:02am PDT NEW
        Capsule review (cross-post from POEN) (spoiler free version) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 6:51am PDT NEW
        Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 7:05am PDT NEW
            Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Chairman Mao 08/16/2009, 9:33am PDT NEW
                My theory by bink 08/16/2009, 10:29am PDT NEW
                    Re: My theory by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 1:11pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/16/2009, 3:11pm PDT NEW
                    I have not seen it by Chairman Mao 08/16/2009, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I have not seen it by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 8:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by N 08/16/2009, 7:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                    Jesus Christ by I need clarification 08/21/2009, 9:19am PDT NEW
            Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Last 08/17/2009, 12:43pm PDT NEW
                Fook mate! Fook! Fook! by QuĂ©tinbec 08/17/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                    Hey! Fuck you too! =) by Chairman Mao 08/17/2009, 6:52pm PDT NEW
                        They have that in Bahrain? Holy shit QB you are so fucked. And not that way! NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 9:43pm PDT NEW
                            Almost every Persian Gulf country has that... by Chairman Mao 08/17/2009, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                Why did you not get, right from scene 1, that Wilkut was jerky and not bright? NT by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:13am PDT NEW
                    In the beginning he was a well-meaning but naive doofus rookie. by Last 08/18/2009, 5:07am PDT NEW
                        Re: In the beginning he was a well-meaning but naive doofus rookie. by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                            Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Last 08/19/2009, 9:12am PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 9:22am PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                    Guy with many complaints about plot shames us for dissecting the plot. Hmm. NT by (Also, you can say FUCK here) 08/19/2009, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                        yeah, 'cause picking out gross stupidity is the same as analyzing by non-existant character motivations 08/19/2009, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                                            I don't think those are the same thing, actually. NT by Do you need a hand? 08/19/2009, 1:15pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Christopher was a nigger. by QuĂ©tinbec 08/22/2009, 12:45am PDT NEW
        TAKE THIS NIGERIANS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 11:12am PDT NEW
            Gravity gun. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 11:51am PDT NEW
                Also before the movie was a trailer for this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 12:51pm PDT NEW
                    catholic thrillers are a favourite genre and paul bettany is amazing. double win NT by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 3:34pm PDT NEW
                        Shooting old women RIGHT IN THE TRAILER definitely can't hurt. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:23am PDT NEW
            Spoiler above :( NT by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
            Re: TAKE THIS NIGERIANS by I need clarification 08/21/2009, 9:25am PDT NEW
        You sir are a lying faggot! It is not great. In fact it sucks balls. by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:03am PDT NEW
            Re: You sir are a lying faggot! It is not great. In fact it sucks balls. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 10:17am PDT NEW
                Shit, now I have to go see Gi-Joe again NT by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:49am PDT NEW
                    You should see GI Joe again. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:25pm PDT NEW
                        at least it wasn't this bad NT by fuckin wasted money and afternoon 08/19/2009, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                            So go see GI Joe again already. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 1:33pm PDT NEW
                                i want my 8.50 back though NT by district 9 sucked balls 08/19/2009, 1:45pm PDT NEW
                                    The next time you reply in this thread, I am posting anime cock pix. NT by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 1:46pm PDT NEW
                                        She's serious, too. NT by Fullofkittens 08/19/2009, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                        Fusbet shouldn't feel bad, Rt got it wrong too NT by 89%, 90% ? what the fuck? 08/19/2009, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                                            Here's why District 9 is great by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 3:50pm PDT NEW
                                                That was Zseni, plz don't ban me. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 10:37pm PDT NEW
                                                    I'm not proud of it, but I did what I had to do for the good of my forum. NT by Zsenitan North 08/20/2009, 4:22am PDT NEW
                                Re: So go see GI Joe again already. by Fortinbras 08/19/2009, 6:02pm PDT NEW
        I finally saw this today! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/19/2009, 9:55pm PDT NEW
            Re: I finally saw this today! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 3:10am PDT NEW
        I finally saw this. I-is it about war? I hope not. :( NT by Zsenitan 08/29/2009, 1:33am PDT NEW
        Cameron must be pissed that Avatar was beaten to the punch (also in quality) by FABIO 09/05/2009, 3:43am PDT NEW
            two more! by FABIO 09/05/2009, 4:02am PDT NEW
                Re: two more! (finally saw this) by Bananadine 04/06/2010, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                    HERE'S A NICE PIECE OF SHIT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/06/2010, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                    Movies often have a lot of interesting and compelling coincidences. NT by Because they're 2 hours long. 04/06/2010, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                        Movies often suck by Bananadine 04/06/2010, 5:54pm PDT NEW
        Re: District 9 is a stinging indictment of Nigerians. by i_hate_goons.vbs 09/07/2009, 6:09pm PDT NEW
        Nigerians strike back by up with pod people 09/20/2009, 10:56am PDT NEW
        SHOOT AN ALIEN ON THE RANGE by Gutsby 09/21/2009, 11:42am PDT NEW
     
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