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by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 5:25pm PDT |
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Fussbett wrote:
Fullofkittens wrote:
So, here's the big underlying question about District 9:
Why did the ship stop at Earth in the first place?
Two theories floated by characters in the movie:
- They ran out of gas.
- REJECTED. They clearly had enough fuel-containing objects on the ship to get the ship back home, because that was Christopher's plan. It took him 20 years to accumulate the fuel that he used to reactivate the ship, but during that period he was collecting the fuel from objects that originated on the ship.
But they weren't collecting fuel, they were distilling fuel from the fluid in their technology, and at an implied rate of one drop per many tablespoons. But I hear you, you're saying why didn't they just hover and do that in the air? Maybe they were, but then the humans decided to cut their way in? Or perhaps when the command module dropped off (by accident?!) it contained Christopher, the one dude who knew how to do it.
You remembered two keys pieces of information that I forgot, and they are CLUES:
#1: I forgot that they had to distill the fuel. Hell, maybe it took Christopher the first ten years to even figure out how to do that. He certainly had a shitload of computers hooked up.
#2: I forgot that the humans had to cut their way onto the ship. When they got in there the aliens were all starving to death. So that lends some credence to the theory that they - for whatever reason - ran out of resources on the ship.
Did the movie mention a "queen"? I remember them talking about leadership and the command module... But yeah, this is the most plausible explanation and clearly what they were going for, making such a big deal out of the two classes of prawn shown in the movie. I was blown away by the realization that the lower class of prawn was so stupid because...
Apparently the whole thing is a big apartheid analogy so I guess I can set aside the other core question of: if you were a group with weapons as destructive as these aliens had, would you let yourself be pushed around like that? Would you trade those weapons for cat food?
...what does it say about apartheid when you make the aliens actually stupid? And not "we misunderstand them" stupid, but actually stupid and belligerent scavenger drug addicts who can't self-organize? It means your apartheid analogy says a lot of terrible things about black people. Oops!
Here's what I'm thinking about this: Christopher is going to be gone for three years, and in the meantime, MNU is still vivisecting prawns and immolating their children. Wikus is a different kind of bug. Some kind of... smart bug. In District 10, the sequel, we're going to find out that Wikus is - by virtue of being the smartest bug left on Earth - going to become the de facto prawn leader, and he is going to lead the prawn revolution that I was expecting to see at the end of District 9. (Then maybe Christopher gets back and teaches him the value of not wiping humanity off the face of the Earth. Dunno.) So maybe the next movie is going to be some kind of object lesson in the difference between a violent revolution and a nonviolent one.
Another piece that was missing from District 9: did Christopher blast off with the mothership or what? We certainly didn't see it leave. |
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District 9 is a stinging indictment of Nigerians. by Fussbett 08/15/2009, 10:34pm PDT 
I hear they get shot in the head with explody bullets and deserve it and bush do by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/15/2009, 10:58pm PDT 
You know that article is total bullshit, right? NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/15/2009, 11:37pm PDT 
the wire episode seemed pretty believable NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/16/2009, 12:06am PDT 
There's a huge gulf between the point The Wire made and what that article insinu NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/16/2009, 12:20am PDT 
well stormfront didn't write any episodes of the wire as far as I know so there' NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/16/2009, 11:46am PDT 
The only one talking 'bout "love thy brother" is the preacher. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/16/2009, 6:04pm PDT 
Go ahead and link this article/debuking, dudes. Then we will decide Jsoh's fate NT by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 8:41pm PDT 
But the future refused to change. *lavos* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 10:22pm PDT 
What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Christopher Jackson 08/16/2009, 10:39pm PDT 
white plight: no more fast food by up with pod people 08/16/2009, 11:07pm PDT 
falling down, the op-ed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/16/2009, 11:25pm PDT 
Hahaha brickfuss. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 11:37pm PDT 
haha now I am going to read this whole thing again NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 2:02pm PDT 
I'm a hustla, baby, that's how my daddy raised me. by Zsenitan 08/16/2009, 11:40pm PDT 
wow the "girl" version is a completely warped and unrecognizable version NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 2:03pm PDT 
You have ugly tits so your opinion doesn't matter, Wey-Wey. NT by Zsenitan 08/17/2009, 2:21pm PDT 
curds and wey wey NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 2:22pm PDT 
So. How do we fix this? Caltrops? NT by Shredder 08/16/2009, 11:50pm PDT 
Apply caltrops to the hallways of black schools. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2009, 11:55pm PDT 
Caltrops: Fag Black School: (GUNSHOT, GUNSHOT GUNSHOT) NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 2:19pm PDT 
I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. NT by name withheld 08/17/2009, 1:35pm PDT 
Re: I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. by Shredder 08/17/2009, 2:22pm PDT 
I say we sentence you to 99 years teaching in underprivileged schools NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 3:01pm PDT 
Re: I've worked in black schools. This is all depressingly true. by name withheld 08/17/2009, 3:31pm PDT 
Most poorly disguised QB post of all time? by Fussbett 08/17/2009, 3:41pm PDT 
I was going to call the original post fake, but this testimonial has me doubting NT by Fussbett 08/17/2009, 3:00pm PDT 
It's duplicitous. by Zsenitan 08/17/2009, 4:02pm PDT 
Du-pli-ci-tous. Of dual nature. by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 5:16pm PDT 
I teach in a majority black school. And this is a load of shit. by Lizard_King 08/18/2009, 9:17pm PDT 
ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 3:52pm PDT 
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 3:59pm PDT 
ONE LAST THING: it's "breffuss." "BRICKfuss" doesn't even make sense. Hard K but NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 4:10pm PDT 
Re: ONE LAST THING: it's "breffuss." "BRICKfuss" doesn't even make sense. Hard K by E. L. Koba 08/17/2009, 6:48pm PDT 
Can I make it into this "brickfuss"? NT by Cornbread 08/17/2009, 8:59pm PDT 
Cornbread by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 9:45pm PDT 
Harlem nights, Eddie had to fight a women in that movie. In real life her name w NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 10:28pm PDT 
What kind of self-centered asshole disables embedding over a fucking 3:23 clip? NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 10:35pm PDT 
You mean cone braid. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2009, 10:55pm PDT 
Re: ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Zsenitan 08/17/2009, 4:36pm PDT 
Re: ITT HGB trolls himself for an hour and a half before finally hitting POST by Mysterious Stranger 08/17/2009, 5:52pm PDT 
I dont want to spoil your fun because I totally appreciate what you're doing but by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 4:43pm PDT 
The readership of Caltrops? No. Other idiots on the internet? Well... by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/17/2009, 5:07pm PDT 
hey I didn't even post it, now if you really want to be trolled search busfett's NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/17/2009, 6:22pm PDT 
folrtinbras got trolled. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2009, 10:57pm PDT 
Roger Ebert thinks fellow film critic is A TROLL by Fortinbras 08/18/2009, 1:34am PDT 
So you are roger ebert. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 1:54am PDT 
Roger Ebert suspects District 9 fanboys are racist by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 2:28am PDT 
HIS DREAMS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 2:41am PDT 
This intuitive T-chart explains WHY Armond White is a troll by Fortinbras 08/18/2009, 10:41am PDT 
Re: This intuitive T-chart explains WHY Armond White is a troll by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/18/2009, 2:03pm PDT 
Eternal Sunshine, Team America, Kill Bill 2, Hotel Rwanda, The Aviator, NT by Irreversible, Bad Santa, Life Aquat 08/18/2009, 3:18pm PDT 
Yeah, those are some great films. Classics. Magical year. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/18/2009, 4:49pm PDT 
Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:22am PDT 
Re: Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). by Mr. 3000 and his blob 08/19/2009, 12:26am PDT 
Re: Except not Kill Bill, that was foot fetishly stupid (and boring). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:31am PDT 
Yes, Eternal Sunshine is the best movie of 2004 and probably several years +/- NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:40am PDT 
agree NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:07am PDT 
I HAVE AN INNOVATIVE YOUTUBE RESPONSE TO THIS hold on wait by bombMexico 08/18/2009, 12:13am PDT 
YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/18/2009, 1:19am PDT 
Re: YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 1:52am PDT 
Re: YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I need clarification 08/19/2009, 11:36am PDT 
Re: YOU'RE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/19/2009, 9:46pm PDT 
pulled over for no reason, didn't give back my change, TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CO by bombMexico 08/21/2009, 12:35am PDT 
Pardon me if I don't take the Hawaiian/French black guy as a good example by I need clarification 08/21/2009, 1:49pm PDT 
INTERNET by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 4:44pm PDT 
Whut. He's only "black"? What an incredible waste of time. by bombMexico 09/05/2009, 1:26pm PDT 
King Kwame lives in Texas now (don't ask me why an shit). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2009, 1:40pm PDT 
Re: What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:02am PDT 
fuck, what's the full meaning of "shorty" by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 8:14am PDT 
I THINK IT MEANS SHORT PERSON ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 10:35am PDT 
Well it means "baby", but for a long time I thought it only meant baby. by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:59pm PDT 
aha! some corroboration of my distant memory of 'shorty' to describe children by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 1:50pm PDT 
You shouldn't call your husband "it", even if he is a half-breed v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/19/2009, 1:49am PDT 
lulz ^_^ NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:08am PDT 
Re: What It's Like To Teach Black Students? by Jack Rauber 09/14/2023, 10:02am PDT 
Capsule review (cross-post from POEN) (spoiler free version) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 6:51am PDT 
Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 7:05am PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Chairman Mao 08/16/2009, 9:33am PDT 
My theory by bink 08/16/2009, 10:29am PDT 
Re: My theory by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 5:07pm PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 1:11pm PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/16/2009, 3:11pm PDT 
I have not seen it by Chairman Mao 08/16/2009, 6:20pm PDT 
Re: I have not seen it by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 8:39pm PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by N 08/16/2009, 7:43pm PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fussbett 08/16/2009, 2:25pm PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Fullofkittens 08/16/2009, 5:25pm PDT 
Jesus Christ by I need clarification 08/21/2009, 9:19am PDT 
Re: Let's theorize about things that were not in District 9 (spoilers) by Last 08/17/2009, 12:43pm PDT 
Fook mate! Fook! Fook! by Quétinbec 08/17/2009, 3:38pm PDT 
Hey! Fuck you too! =) by Chairman Mao 08/17/2009, 6:52pm PDT 
They have that in Bahrain? Holy shit QB you are so fucked. And not that way! NT by Fortinbras 08/17/2009, 9:43pm PDT 
Almost every Persian Gulf country has that... by Chairman Mao 08/17/2009, 9:47pm PDT 
Why did you not get, right from scene 1, that Wilkut was jerky and not bright? NT by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 12:13am PDT 
In the beginning he was a well-meaning but naive doofus rookie. by Last 08/18/2009, 5:07am PDT 
Re: In the beginning he was a well-meaning but naive doofus rookie. by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 3:28pm PDT 
Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Last 08/19/2009, 9:12am PDT 
Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 9:22am PDT 
Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:12am PDT 
Guy with many complaints about plot shames us for dissecting the plot. Hmm. NT by (Also, you can say FUCK here) 08/19/2009, 12:24pm PDT 
yeah, 'cause picking out gross stupidity is the same as analyzing by non-existant character motivations 08/19/2009, 12:48pm PDT 
I don't think those are the same thing, actually. NT by Do you need a hand? 08/19/2009, 1:15pm PDT 
Re: Okay, now I get what you are saying. by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:40pm PDT 
Christopher was a nigger. by Quétinbec 08/22/2009, 12:45am PDT 
TAKE THIS NIGERIANS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 11:12am PDT 
Gravity gun. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 11:51am PDT 
Also before the movie was a trailer for this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/18/2009, 12:51pm PDT 
catholic thrillers are a favourite genre and paul bettany is amazing. double win NT by up with pod people 08/18/2009, 3:34pm PDT 
Shooting old women RIGHT IN THE TRAILER definitely can't hurt. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 12:23am PDT 
Spoiler above :( NT by Fussbett 08/18/2009, 3:25pm PDT 
Re: TAKE THIS NIGERIANS by I need clarification 08/21/2009, 9:25am PDT 
You sir are a lying faggot! It is not great. In fact it sucks balls. by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:03am PDT 
Re: You sir are a lying faggot! It is not great. In fact it sucks balls. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/19/2009, 10:17am PDT 
Shit, now I have to go see Gi-Joe again NT by what the eff is wrong with you? 08/19/2009, 10:49am PDT 
You should see GI Joe again. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:25pm PDT 
at least it wasn't this bad NT by fuckin wasted money and afternoon 08/19/2009, 12:49pm PDT 
So go see GI Joe again already. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 1:33pm PDT 
i want my 8.50 back though NT by district 9 sucked balls 08/19/2009, 1:45pm PDT 
The next time you reply in this thread, I am posting anime cock pix. NT by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 1:46pm PDT 
She's serious, too. NT by Fullofkittens 08/19/2009, 2:57pm PDT 
Fusbet shouldn't feel bad, Rt got it wrong too NT by 89%, 90% ? what the fuck? 08/19/2009, 3:23pm PDT 
Here's why District 9 is great by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 3:50pm PDT 
That was Zseni, plz don't ban me. NT by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 10:37pm PDT 
I'm not proud of it, but I did what I had to do for the good of my forum. NT by Zsenitan North 08/20/2009, 4:22am PDT 
Re: So go see GI Joe again already. by Fortinbras 08/19/2009, 6:02pm PDT 
I finally saw this today! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/19/2009, 9:55pm PDT 
Re: I finally saw this today! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 3:10am PDT 
I finally saw this. I-is it about war? I hope not. :( NT by Zsenitan 08/29/2009, 1:33am PDT 
Cameron must be pissed that Avatar was beaten to the punch (also in quality) by FABIO 09/05/2009, 3:43am PDT 
two more! by FABIO 09/05/2009, 4:02am PDT 
Re: two more! (finally saw this) by Bananadine 04/06/2010, 3:28pm PDT 
HERE'S A NICE PIECE OF SHIT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/06/2010, 3:53pm PDT 
Movies often have a lot of interesting and compelling coincidences. NT by Because they're 2 hours long. 04/06/2010, 5:12pm PDT 
Movies often suck by Bananadine 04/06/2010, 5:54pm PDT 
Re: District 9 is a stinging indictment of Nigerians. by i_hate_goons.vbs 09/07/2009, 6:09pm PDT 
Nigerians strike back by up with pod people 09/20/2009, 10:56am PDT 
SHOOT AN ALIEN ON THE RANGE by Gutsby 09/21/2009, 11:42am PDT 
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