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by FABIO 11/08/2009, 9:21pm PST |
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Mischief Shai-hulud wrote:
Here's a little tidbit about Fabio's gaming tastes: While playing Thief 2, he discovered that the guards' swordfighting AI really wasn't that great. Whereupon he abandoned all pretense of stealth and ran through the levels slaughtering everything in his path and declared the game boring. If you find yourself nodding and saying, "Yes, that is what I would have done," then you probably won't like shmups and should immerse yourself in the world of competitive multiplayer strategy games. If, instead, you think, "What is he, stupid? That's not the point!" then you see where I was coming from when writing that draft.
Secretly, Fabio and I both want the same thing. He wants depth and balance in his strategy games, I want depth and balance in my action games, and our common ground is brawler games.
Actually our common ground is Devil May Cry. Let's go back to that!
The most optimal strategy in DMC is probably just abusing Royal Guard, but holy shit is that boring and slow. The gameplay rewards you for using swordmaster or gunslinger out of plain old fun.
Thief 2's levels were so boring that I gave up and just ran through as quickly as possible. Two levels in a row were nothing but the world's most improbably crate warehouses. The first game kept things interesting with atmosphere like the citadel, or gameplay that wasn't broken (it was impossible to fight sword enemies and fly spitters at the same time so you were forced to sneak).
How long did you last in System Shock 2 before the respawning enemies and breakable weapons made you want to just get it over with?
Continuing is great in a shooter because you don't have to replay the easy tedious parts anymore. My New Years resolution was to beat Stage 12 in Warning Forever but slogging through the first 8 became too much of a boring investment, like an RPG with unskippable cutscenes before the boss fight you've died a dozen times on. |
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Mischief Maker's Aborted Intro to Shmups by Mischief Maker 11/05/2009, 12:24pm PST 
Did anyone here enjoy Blue Wish Resurrection? by FABIO 11/05/2009, 10:31pm PST 
That was kind of a slam (^-^) NT by bombMexico 11/06/2009, 1:06am PST 
No homo! NT by Li'l Fabs 11/06/2009, 1:09am PST 
How many posts have you made saying people don't "get" Starcraft? by Mischief Maker 11/06/2009, 8:18am PST 
Knock yourself out with this by FABIO 11/06/2009, 9:02am PST 
BWR just looked too fucking clip arty by Worm 11/06/2009, 10:44am PST 
I wanted a shmup everyone would have access to by Mischief Maker 11/06/2009, 11:46am PST 
What is this guy like in real life? NT by Wackest Lawyer Ever 11/07/2009, 5:16am PST 
*DoDonPachi Bee Tie* NT by Mistrial Maker 11/07/2009, 5:30am PST 
I'M GONNA MISTRIAL MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/07/2009, 10:23am PST 
I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storm NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/07/2009, 10:35am PST 
You have no idea how "Wack" lawyers can get, dawg. NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/07/2009, 7:59am PST 
Questions by Bananadine 11/07/2009, 5:16am PST 
Re: Questions by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/07/2009, 2:35pm PST 
Re: Questions by FABIO 11/07/2009, 2:45pm PST 
Re: Questions by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/07/2009, 6:27pm PST 
I'll try this more simply by Bananadine 11/08/2009, 3:51am PST 
Re: I'll try this more simply by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/08/2009, 9:11pm PST 
Re: I'll try this more simply by Bananadine 11/15/2009, 2:52pm PST 
Re: I'll try this more simply by Mischief Maker 11/16/2009, 9:13pm PST 
Oh GOD FORBID we hurt the IMAGINARY SMALL BUSINESS OWNER!! by Jerry Whorebach 11/16/2009, 10:58pm PST 
I mean they're PORTS of games tailored to the ISBO by Mischief Maker 11/16/2009, 11:35pm PST 
Re: I mean they're PORTS of games tailored to the ISBO by Bananadine 11/17/2009, 4:21am PST 
Re: Questions by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/08/2009, 9:25pm PST 
I'll tell you all about it, but you're going to need to increase the max msg len NT by Tim Rogers 11/08/2009, 10:05pm PST 
Re: Questions by Bananadine 11/07/2009, 3:10pm PST 
You know when you're doing something impossible, and you get that feeling like by the Force is with you? No? OK. 11/07/2009, 4:16pm PST 
Re: You know when you're doing something impossible, and you get that feeling by Bananadine 11/07/2009, 4:25pm PST 
How did you know? I didn't EVEN sign it :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2009, 4:36pm PST 
Your computer can play Youtube clips now??? by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/07/2009, 6:12pm PST 
Yeah, I got a new computer. It has integrated graphics but is otherwise servicab by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2009, 9:27am PST 
Re: Yeah, I got a new computer. It has integrated graphics but is otherwise by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/08/2009, 10:40am PST 
I've been waiting my whole life to be drafted into the Jeff Minter Earth Defense NT by mark 11/07/2009, 10:33pm PST 
FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by Noi Dau Don 11/08/2009, 6:03pm PST 
Re: FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by FABIO 11/08/2009, 6:48pm PST 
Re: FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by Noi Dau Don 11/08/2009, 7:02pm PST 
Re: FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/08/2009, 8:43pm PST 
Re: FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/08/2009, 8:50pm PST 
Re: FWIW I feel much the same way about DDR by FABIO 11/08/2009, 9:21pm PST 
You stopped liking Godhand? NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/08/2009, 9:30pm PST 
Why would anyone do that by FABIO 11/08/2009, 10:11pm PST 
what? nt NT by FABIO 11/08/2009, 9:49pm PST 
Thanks, Zseni NT by FABIO 11/08/2009, 9:06pm PST 
I hope you don't think you're being clever. I told you I was changing nicks. NT by Noi Dau Don 11/08/2009, 9:25pm PST 
Whoops! Thought you were a new de-lurk. by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/08/2009, 9:29pm PST 
You'd have to read Zseni posts to know that NT by FABIO 11/08/2009, 9:48pm PST 
You're such a Zseni expert you aren't EVEN fooled by my ATORs, liar. NT by Noi Dau Don 11/08/2009, 9:54pm PST 
No, it was just ugly and boring. by Worm 11/08/2009, 10:46pm PST 
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