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Longmont to Doom III: FUCK YOU by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2004, 5:14pm PDT
Electronics Boutique will only sell this thing today to people who pre-ordered. I feel like I'm the one on Deimos. (Or Phobos, or wherever this fucking thing is supposed to take place.)

Here's a quick "Getting Doom 3 in Longmont" FAQ!


Q: Hey there, A! We ready to start off another round of Question and Answer?
A: You betcha, A!

Q: What are the odds that Jones is coming home with the only video game he's truly ever wanted since about 1996, eight years ago?
A: Ah, I believe they'd be ZERO, Q!

Q: Zero? What about good ole Electronics Boutique?
A: Forget it! If you didn't pre-order it, they don't want you there!

Q: Target? Surely they got some at Target?
A: Not anymore they don't!!!

Q: Walmart?
A: They never even heard of it, buddy.

Q: Best Buy? Gamestop? GAME? Babbages?
A: Those places don't exist out here, Q! Crap!!

Q: Oh, well. There's always showing up at EB at 11:00 tomorrow like one of the normals, eh?
A: There's that, and also showing up with a shovel and a sour expression.

Q: Who says these games inspire violent behavior?



the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Longmont to Doom III: FUCK YOU by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2004, 5:14pm PDT NEW
    they are prepping you up for half life 2 NT by wherever 08/03/2004, 5:19pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, really by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2004, 5:35pm PDT NEW
            A log on this by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2004, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                I liked my edited version below better by FABIO 08/03/2004, 5:56pm PDT NEW
            Fucking modern openings. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 08/03/2004, 6:17pm PDT NEW
            PK4 NT by creativepig 08/03/2004, 8:20pm PDT NEW
    yeah I just got back from getting that preorder bullshit from EB too by FABIO 08/03/2004, 5:48pm PDT NEW
    They have about 80 at the Colorado Mills Best Buy by laudablepuss 08/03/2004, 7:10pm PDT NEW
        I saw about 50+ at my local Best Buy by elwonko 08/03/2004, 7:45pm PDT NEW
            Re: I saw about 50+ at my local Best Buy by laudablepuss 08/04/2004, 11:45am PDT NEW
                Re: I saw about 50+ at my local Best Buy by Creexul :( 08/04/2004, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I saw about 50+ at my local Best Buy by FABIO 08/05/2004, 12:55pm PDT NEW
    11 years later, nothing changes by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/17/2015, 2:48pm PST NEW
        GameStop reports disappointing sales of Battlefront. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/25/2015, 6:59am PST NEW
        GameStop looking for a buyer. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/21/2018, 7:05am PDT NEW
            I only wish that Fabio was still here to see it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/22/2018, 9:44pm PDT NEW
                Poor FABIO. Where we can we donate to his memorial fund? NT by DR TACOS 06/23/2018, 9:23am PDT NEW
                    And the weird thing is, he quit over Nazi representation in video games. NT by Mischief Maker 06/23/2018, 10:50am PDT NEW
                        Do you have a thread link handy? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2018, 11:47am PDT NEW
                            *sigh* by Mischief Maker 06/23/2018, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                FABIO wasn't wrong about Wolfenstein 2 and shitheads like you who scream "NAZI" NT by are why we live in a stupid era 06/23/2018, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                                    lol NT by Worm 06/24/2018, 10:59am PDT NEW
                                That thread, of all the threads, made him quit? You seriously believe that? by Roop 06/23/2018, 10:49pm PDT NEW
 
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