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Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/27/2005, 9:01am PST
Worm wrote:

bostonherald.com wrote:


Paris Hilton's cellphone hackers allegedly are at it again, this time dumping a three-minute sex video by Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst onto the Internet. But the stunt by the so-called ``T-Mobile Terrorists'' may backfire.
Phoenix publicist David Hans Schmidt, who brokered deals to publish nude photos of Paula Jones and Tonya Harding, said he had been helping the hackers negotiate the release and sale of Durst's sexcapade with an unidentified female since October.
``We were in negotiations with Fred Durst's manager trying to turn an illegal deal into a legal deal,'' Schmidt said. ``Let's get it and commercialize it before it gets out to the black market.''
Instead, Schmidt alleged the video thieves from Washington state turned on him, posting not only the dirty Durst video but also personal info about Schmidt. He claims this group also was responsible for last weekend's hacking of the ``Simple Life'' celebutante's T-Mobile Sidekick II - which revealed the phone numbers for Eminem, Lindsay Lohan and other A-listers, along with a topless makeout session involving Paris Hilton and a female MTV veejay.
Some online sites featuring Durst pics from the video included a note: ``I'm Sorry U Sellout :)''
Schmidt said it's the hackers who'll be sorry now that the feds are onto them.
``We're going to catch those little bastards,'' Schmidt said.
The Durst camp had no official comment yesterday, while the band's Web site, limpbizkit.com, has no postings since Feb. 6, when the band apparently was in Prague working on a new album.

In negotions to get the ugly fat ass more money on porn no less, and the thieves turn on him, o no!

The video and some captures are here http://fred.pimped.org/ and it's disgusting.


That is gross. Smile like a donut, Durst!

What really offends me about all these celeb spill and tells is that pics of dumb people getting it on or making out are all basically the same kind of uninteresting. Elizabeth Taylor and one of her husbands, I think it was the dude who played Antony in Cleopatra, made a recording of their fuck-noises and gave it out to friends, and that's weird, but at least it's not on the web, so I don't feel any different about Elizabeth Taylor. But now I've seen Fred Durst's penis, and while I didn't give a shit about him before, now I don't give a shit about him and I think he has a lousy penis.

Thank god Lindsey Lohan preserves at least a little feminine mystique. I like it when she teases me, the naughty girl. Uhn let them things swing accidentally out of your tiny tiny top. But don't fucking take phone pics of cocks in your mouth and jizzing all over your face, spanking your magnificent breasts, and then ooops fuck up and let them be released into the wild. You are however permitted to take many pictures of warm hugs with Da Brat during you guys' panty parties and lose them to web hackers. Also, please hit each other with feather pillows until there are feathers all over the place.

Thank you,

Zseni
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Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Worm 02/27/2005, 7:31am PST NEW
    Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/27/2005, 9:01am PST NEW
        Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Fussbett 02/27/2005, 2:05pm PST NEW
            Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Bill Dungsroman 02/28/2005, 12:36am PST NEW
                Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Creexul :( 02/28/2005, 11:22am PST NEW
                    Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Bill Dungsroman 02/28/2005, 1:28pm PST NEW
                        Re: Celebrities might just want to start buying Blackberries by Creexul :( 02/28/2005, 2:39pm PST NEW
                            Plus, her asshole looks like she's training for the goatselympics. NT by extarbags 03/01/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
                                Hey look guys, here she comes. I'll tell her nobody was interested :( NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/01/2005, 5:09pm PST NEW
                                    Here at Caltrops we are strict about our assholes. (NWS) by Fussbett 03/01/2005, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                        I jerked off to the first one before editing it. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/01/2005, 6:28pm PST NEW
                                        Durst is still banging hot chicks. How undeserved. NT by bink 03/02/2005, 6:11am PST NEW
                                            YES by THE PREVIOUSLY EXPRESSED SENTIMENT 03/02/2005, 10:21am PST NEW
        Fred made the exact same video a monkey would have by Ray of Light's astute friend 02/27/2005, 2:13pm PST NEW
 
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