Creexul :( wrote:

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Fussbett wrote:

The Cheap Zseni Machine wrote:

Thank god Lindsey Lohan preserves at least a little feminine mystique. I like it when she teases me, the naughty girl. Uhn let them things swing accidentally out of your tiny tiny top. But don't fucking take phone pics of cocks in your mouth and jizzing all over your face, spanking your magnificent breasts

For the record, I'd be ok with looking at the theoretical pictures in question.

The saddest thing about Fred Durst being back in my life is Fred Durst being back in my life. He was almost gone! If we all continue to ignore him, he'll go away. Don't you people understand that?

Yeah. I saw that, frowned, and thought Ugh. Not only do I have to think about Fred Durst again, I have to be reminded that his pudgy ass is still banging hot chicks. I was happy imagining him lost to the sands of time, beating off alone in a grimy Super 8 to scrambled hotel porn.

I thought she was ugly.

Anyway he knew he had disappeared, and even the memory of him being declared a limp bizkit song being one of the worst songs ever on VH1 had faded, and he decided, hey, I have an idea on how to somehow vaguely remain famous.

But apparently his plan was to make a sex tape and then have it "stolen" so he could sell it like Tommy Lee or Paris Hilton. Then watch the fame and money roll in! Has this plan been thrown off track? I do not know. O_O