Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies

Jurassic World by laudablepuss 02/02/2015, 7:14am PST Me: Do we need a dinosaur ninja? And *that guy* as the dinosaur ninja? Coworker 1: you mean the velociraptor trainer? Me: Yeah Coworker 1: yeah that's stupid Me: Bring back Sam Jackson in a white lab coat I say Coworker 2: but he's already dead Coworker 1: so were the dinosaurs! Me: They combine Sam Jackson with some frog DNA and now he's back! Coworker 2: if they combine him with a dinosaur, I'll watch it. They can call it snakes on a plane 2 NOW THAT'S A MOVIE RIGHT THERE. Why are we not writing scripts for hollywood?

Jurassic World by laudablepuss 02/02/2015, 7:14am PST     Eyes rolling out of my head, down the aisle, out of the theater into the parking NT by Rafiki 07/01/2015, 8:35pm PDT     I would have settled for NO FUCKING KIDS by fabio 07/01/2015, 8:39pm PDT         It's been pulled off successfully a few times, but it's hit and miss for sure by Eurotrash 07/01/2015, 11:10pm PDT             It's a definite miss, and so is the whole movie by Rafiki 07/02/2015, 10:21am PDT                 I'm wondering when Wu turned into a cardboard cut out mad scientist NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/02/2015, 6:01pm PDT         Every thriller with kids needs to cast the two girls from Mama by Oom Shnibble 07/14/2015, 1:18am PDT         SPOILER WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN JURASSIC WORLD by ALSO WAIT UNTIL IT'S ON CABLE 07/20/2015, 10:17pm PDT     I felt like the movie was trying to tell me I am a faggot for liking dinosaurs by more than making babies. 07/20/2015, 7:40pm PDT     It's a rehash of the first Jurassic Park by Blackwater 10/07/2015, 1:10am PDT         The SUPER-DINOSAUR and MILITARY VELOCIRAPTORS bits were new by WITTGENSTEIN 10/07/2015, 8:37am PDT     These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Roop 07/08/2022, 6:53am PDT         Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by laudablepuss 07/09/2022, 8:15am PDT             Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Roop 07/09/2022, 4:31pm PDT                 Re: These Jurassic World movies are complete nonsense! by Mischief Maker 07/09/2022, 4:51pm PDT                     They act like that poop would be safe to dig through. And no gas masks!? NT by Also no farts! 07/09/2022, 8:53pm PDT         I like to imagine reading this post in an Adam West voice by blackwater 07/12/2022, 10:48pm PDT         Jurassic Park was a one-off. by blackwater 07/12/2022, 11:31pm PDT