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I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Injustice 11/06/2016, 5:20pm PST
I mean literally, you went out and found a different article to whine about when you couldn't find fault with the one you posted in the first place. Is this one by Caelyn S? Is that how her dried-up piece fits into your idiot's puzzle?

Worm believes the developer of Rimworld is worse than Hitler, because he made a pretend universe where gay men are gay from birth until death, while gay women can always be persuaded to change. Which doesn't even sound wrong, when you think about it: of course gay men will never be able to get it up for pussy, but gay women just have to lie back and think of Home Depot, so they can still enjoy the children and non-sexual intimacy that come with a healthy male-female relationship. There's no reason why that should offend anyone's delicate sensibilities as much as a .50 AE Desert Eagle chambering .50 BMG rounds (I'm wincing just thinking about that poor breech). Worm's Hitler, on the other hand, accepted that lesbians could end up riding the no-man train for the rest of their lives, and made sure his trains got them where they were going (spoiler for Brenda Romero's mindblowing boxcar game: the final space on the board) on-time. Which made him a pretty enlightened guy, by worm standards.

And if likening the developer of Rimworld to worm's Hitler was what the original article was all about, it wouldn't be any better than anything else ever posted on RPS. But it wasn't. The author went to what idiots have characterized as excessive length to explain how one entire subsystem functioned, and how each component of that subsystem contributed (or not) to her enjoyment of the game. That's solid games complaining.

Understand this: I stared down the acerbic-looking teenage girl as she was ringing up my copy of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2, which proudly boasted of realistic jiggle physics right on the box. That's like the sexy game equivalent of being a Freedom Rider! So if I want to turn around twenty bucks poorer and say that Tomonobu Itagaki's a sexist pig, that's my prerogative, same as if I want to say that he's a bad volleyball game designer and a delicious-looking oatmeal cookie. I can even say he sexually harassed those women at Tecmo, without even using the word "allegedly", because come on just look at the man.

In fact, I'm thinking about writing an article on how all the butts in DOAXBV2 are too small, and they're making it hard for little big-booty girls to have self confidence and me to... they're not making me hard at all. The only stumbling block is I don't know how to extract the player models from the Xbox DVD and remove the bathing suits so I can take accurate measurements, and if I ever learned how to do that I'd probably forget all about the article for at least twenty minutes. You heard me, ladies, twenty. I'm practically the Sting of guys who own Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2! And I'm sticking up for an article written by one of you (probably? names can be misleading these days) on the most important purple gaming website in the world. I should be knee-deep in pussy right now.

What was I on about? Oh yeah. It's easy to be in favour of critics speaking their mind until bitches start running their mouths. Why don't you go and pull a fire alarm to even the score, you fucking pink meeple.
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"Numbers are down! Cook up another social justice article!" by RPS Headquarters 03/27/2014, 1:07pm PDT NEW
    Link your shit, dickhead by Souffle of Pain 03/27/2014, 2:04pm PDT NEW
        I'm not going to read the article because life is too short. by Jerry Whorebach 03/27/2014, 2:55pm PDT NEW
            Especially when they're menopausal at 35 by skip 03/27/2014, 6:29pm PDT NEW
        Certainly not Bioshock Infinite by fabio 03/27/2014, 10:34pm PDT NEW
            That is a good example by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 7:43am PDT NEW
                An edit by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 7:46am PDT NEW
                I can't go two minutes without hearing racially intolerant language over mp by Kenji Carter 03/28/2014, 8:42am PDT NEW
                    Well gamers are shitheads, that's not really the topic. by Worm 03/28/2014, 8:52am PDT NEW
                Django is historical fiction. Forums usually aren't. by Last 03/28/2014, 9:11am PDT NEW
                    Forums are awful, sure by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    I miss Last. NT by Mysterio 06/07/2016, 10:53pm PDT NEW
                Wasn't the latest Assassin's Creed DLC Django Unchained: The Game? by Rafiki 03/28/2014, 9:49am PDT NEW
                    Re: Wasn't the latest Assassin's Creed DLC Django Unchained: The Game? by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 11:08am PDT NEW
                I'm going to steal some of this for the BS:I review by fabio 03/28/2014, 10:49am PDT NEW
                    It's funny because it's not really about racism by fabio 03/28/2014, 11:00am PDT NEW
                        How long do I have to play this shitpile until Elizabeth pisses herself? NT by Worm 03/28/2014, 11:45am PDT NEW
                            Almost until the very end by fabio 03/28/2014, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                Wait, he was complaining about DEPICTIONS of racism? by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2014, 12:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Wait, he was complaining about DEPICTIONS of racism? by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                        It's metadiscussion. by Gutsby 03/28/2014, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                        I guess to continue my metaphor how many Danica Patricks does it take? by Worm 03/28/2014, 3:44pm PDT NEW
                        Japanese protagonists by skip 03/28/2014, 9:28pm PDT NEW
    Anger-farming hit piece on Rimworld this time out by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 4:36pm PDT NEW
        Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by Or are taxes not 'your' issue? 11/02/2016, 7:00pm PDT NEW
            Re: Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                They don't buy games. They "don't buy" games. by Kenny Mayne 11/02/2016, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                I'm not outraged. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET GO. Ohhhh but he or she sees an oppor by Steven Tyler? 11/02/2016, 8:39pm PDT NEW
                    Oh. Well, I really wanted to get to the bad tweeting portion of the evening. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 8:49pm PDT NEW
                    I can't tell if people here are doing a bit. Is this guy doing a bit? NT by pinback 11/02/2016, 8:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by LITERALLY FLABBERGASTED 11/02/2016, 7:46pm PDT NEW
            The criticism is basically political by blackwater 11/02/2016, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                I thought you were going to say criticism of the article was political. :( by Injustice 11/02/2016, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I thought you were going to say criticism of the article was political. :( by LITERALLY FLABBERGASTED 11/02/2016, 11:01pm PDT NEW
                    Hey, I can play this game too! by blackwater 11/03/2016, 2:49pm PDT NEW
                        NGJ apparatus is largely interested by in [semi-erudite] sophistry 11/03/2016, 9:32pm PDT NEW
                            I got a tweet during the gamergate thing of a guy citing his mom's approval by Worm 11/03/2016, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                        Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by Injustice 11/03/2016, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                            legitimate bitching! by Why, Jerry? 11/03/2016, 11:26pm PDT NEW
                                When I was younger, I thought the only reason to join an online community by was to destroy it from the inside. 11/04/2016, 1:04am PDT NEW
                            Re: Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by John Gulp 11/04/2016, 10:51am PDT NEW
                                Are you trying to "win" the argument? NT by Barry Simslayer 11/04/2016, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                                I hope you know you're tying my hands with that respect clause. by Injustice 11/04/2016, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I hope you know you're tying my hands with that respect clause. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/04/2016, 11:01pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by blackwater 11/05/2016, 10:01pm PDT NEW
                                Hahaha, okay, that's pretty good. by Injustice 11/05/2016, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                                    I mean wasn't a combination of the article and comments? by Worm 11/06/2016, 10:19am PST NEW
                                        Re: I mean wasn't a combination of the article and comments? by Mysterio Lollerson 11/06/2016, 12:02pm PST NEW
                                            Well, this was a decent response to that awful thing you posted. by Drumpf Comedy Heights 11/06/2016, 12:16pm PST NEW
                                            The disability thing blows my mind. by Worm 11/06/2016, 12:45pm PST NEW
                                                Re: The disability thing blows my mind. by Hi Fortinbras by the way 11/06/2016, 1:27pm PST NEW
                                            I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Injustice 11/06/2016, 5:20pm PST NEW
                                                Core samples from those paragraphs test positive for 888 by Clearly not a golfer 11/06/2016, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                                    For most of that I was channeling JK Simmons in The Ladykillers. by Injustice 11/06/2016, 7:16pm PST NEW
                                                Re: I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/06/2016, 8:35pm PST NEW
                                                    Poor people can't afford delivery pizza, they eat store brand Delissio. by A real fan would know that. 11/06/2016, 11:08pm PST NEW
                                                        Worm, give your brother Delissio by Ryan Paul 11/06/2016, 11:39pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: Poor people can't afford delivery pizza, they eat store brand Delissio. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/07/2016, 7:54am PST NEW
                                                            The supermarket! Poor people have a supermarket, it's called the dollar store. by A real fan would know that. 11/07/2016, 9:39am PST NEW
                                                                (spits to the side, shakes fist at screen) NT by Mysterio Lollerson 11/07/2016, 10:14am PST NEW
                                                                    One more thing by Mysterio Lollerson 11/10/2016, 11:36am PST NEW
                                                                        http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1187123&page=372 NT by Cheap pillows are an inside joke. 11/10/2016, 6:33pm PST NEW
                                                        Quick question by Worm 11/07/2016, 8:16am PST NEW
                                                Re: I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Glenn from Habbo 11/06/2016, 8:45pm PST NEW
                                                Thanks for not putting this under one of my posts. by Worm 11/06/2016, 8:50pm PST NEW
                                                    What about worse than a literary Hitler? by or aliteration Hitler 11/06/2016, 9:50pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: Thanks for not putting this under one of my posts. by John Gulp 11/06/2016, 10:39pm PST NEW
                                    I found out about Super Blood Hockey from RPS. That was nice. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2016, 12:38pm PST NEW
            They loved Dragon Age 2 and everyone was bi but everyone isn't bi in real life. by Worm 11/02/2016, 10:48pm PDT NEW
                You made the comment I wanted to by skip 11/03/2016, 7:16am PDT NEW
 
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