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A few things to say about that. by Gentlemen eat cashews 02/22/2017, 8:27pm PST
1. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here in that you go through the entire ritual necessary to eat sunflower seeds like a civilized human being, and that you're not one of those fuckheads you see at the stadium or loitering in front of gas stations with packed cheeks spitting their shells everywhere. However, that just makes you an outlier within that population.

2. If you're at the grocery store and you see a package of cashews or pistachios or even some honey roaster peanuts, and your hand starts reaching for the sunflower seeds (instinctively or after a calculated decision), then you seriously need to stop whatever you're doing and begin to evaluate where exactly your life went wrong and what you can do to change things for the better. Notice how this applies to whether you were about to purchase them in the shell or as kernels. It's almost like if you were homeless and you needed to eat dog food to survive for whatever reason, except it's actually worse than that because the homeless person is probably completely deranged while you at least are lucid enough to hopefully make the right decision given enough introspection.

3. "Trail Mix" is just a rustic sounding name given to it to help market probably the most faggoty snack ever created. You're better off with a couple of sandwiches and some nutter butters on a trail.


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Flavored sunflower seeds are terrible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2017, 8:35pm PST NEW
    Even dill pickle or ESPECIALLY dill pickle? NT by Worm 02/21/2017, 8:42pm PST NEW
        Flavor analysis incomplete. Will add more data and return. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 6:33pm PST NEW
    All sunflower seeds are shit. Who picks those over cashews? Assholes who think NT by it's cool to spit everywhere. 02/21/2017, 9:12pm PST NEW
        Kids these days without spitoons NT by they jus' don' understand a thang 02/21/2017, 9:42pm PST NEW
        Just ask for a Gentleman's cup!! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 7:02pm PST NEW
            A few things to say about that. by Gentlemen eat cashews 02/22/2017, 8:27pm PST NEW
                I didn't know this topic to be a powderkeg! by Nuts to you 02/22/2017, 10:32pm PST NEW
                    Smoked almonds are nice, not as nice as cashews, but nice nonetheless. NT by Gentleman Cashew 02/23/2017, 12:18am PST NEW
                        You miss the point. Sunflower seeds are so fat people can have something in the by ir mouths at all times. 02/23/2017, 5:16am PST NEW
                Re: A few things to say about that. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/23/2017, 6:32pm PST NEW
                    And where do you think all of this leads to? by Not somewhere nice. 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST NEW
                        I hope you're surrounded by crowds fitted with crocs n sweatpants NT by all chewing sunflower seeds 02/23/2017, 10:30pm PST NEW
                            It'd be highly unlikely that they'd congregate like that. They're often the lone NT by wolf or abusive spouse type. 02/23/2017, 11:03pm PST NEW
                        Re: And where do you think all of this leads to? by Mysterio 05/05/2022, 8:25pm PDT NEW
    Eating seeds as a pastime activity?? NT by Caltrops v7.0 02/22/2017, 4:47pm PST NEW
 
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