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Re: A few things to say about that. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/23/2017, 6:32pm PST
Gentlemen eat cashews wrote:

1. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here in that you go through the entire ritual necessary to eat sunflower seeds like a civilized human being, and that you're not one of those fuckheads you see at the stadium or loitering in front of gas stations with packed cheeks spitting their shells everywhere. However, that just makes you an outlier within that population.


Thanks! Back atcha buddy. So yesterday and today were the first times in my life that I had some sunflower seeds where I wasn't driving or at a baseball game. I knocked over both of my Gentleman's cups. One at home while on IRC (the chat was hot) and once at work. I got seeds everywhere. What a disgusting mess! I like to put a lemon in the cup first so the cup isn't ruined. But now it just soaked into everything Horrible!

No-one disputes the simple beauty of the cashew. No-one. But on long trips where I am driving, the sunflower seeds make the time pass more quickly. I usually don't get a chance to control the radio, even when driving, because my main interests in music genres are dub, pop punk and anything kareoked. The seeds are the only ones on my side.

Agreed on trail mix. I've never willingly been on a trail. I don't need to worry about my protein levels for the two or three times I've been dragged hiking.


ICJ

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Flavored sunflower seeds are terrible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2017, 8:35pm PST NEW
    Even dill pickle or ESPECIALLY dill pickle? NT by Worm 02/21/2017, 8:42pm PST NEW
        Flavor analysis incomplete. Will add more data and return. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 6:33pm PST NEW
    All sunflower seeds are shit. Who picks those over cashews? Assholes who think NT by it's cool to spit everywhere. 02/21/2017, 9:12pm PST NEW
        Kids these days without spitoons NT by they jus' don' understand a thang 02/21/2017, 9:42pm PST NEW
        Just ask for a Gentleman's cup!! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2017, 7:02pm PST NEW
            A few things to say about that. by Gentlemen eat cashews 02/22/2017, 8:27pm PST NEW
                I didn't know this topic to be a powderkeg! by Nuts to you 02/22/2017, 10:32pm PST NEW
                    Smoked almonds are nice, not as nice as cashews, but nice nonetheless. NT by Gentleman Cashew 02/23/2017, 12:18am PST NEW
                        You miss the point. Sunflower seeds are so fat people can have something in the by ir mouths at all times. 02/23/2017, 5:16am PST NEW
                Re: A few things to say about that. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/23/2017, 6:32pm PST NEW
                    And where do you think all of this leads to? by Not somewhere nice. 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST NEW
                        I hope you're surrounded by crowds fitted with crocs n sweatpants NT by all chewing sunflower seeds 02/23/2017, 10:30pm PST NEW
                            It'd be highly unlikely that they'd congregate like that. They're often the lone NT by wolf or abusive spouse type. 02/23/2017, 11:03pm PST NEW
                        Re: And where do you think all of this leads to? by Mysterio 05/05/2022, 8:25pm PDT NEW
    Eating seeds as a pastime activity?? NT by Caltrops v7.0 02/22/2017, 4:47pm PST NEW
 
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