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Marry an Asian with "old fashioned" values by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:18pm PST
Mischief Chad wrote:

I think the whole concept of marriage is a fatally flawed bronze age contrivance


Absolutely, if you marry a western woman. Most of my friends married western women. Like most people, I look down on any white man who's married an Asian, but there are game-changing benefits. I've only changed one nappy/diaper in my life. My wife tends to any child's crying in the night so I'm able to sleep through. Children are a lot more fun if you don't have to spend more than 20 mins with them each day. I'm free to pursue hobbies that are denied to men with western wives. I'm shocked at the number of guys here who have to lie to their wives about working late/on the weekend so they do basic 'fun' things. A lot of guys who used to game, for instance, "had to give that up" after they had kids. Fuck that. Get yourself an Asian wife and live your fucking life.

Do the benefits of an Asian wife outweigh the shame? Absolutely. My worry was that when someone sees me with an Asian wife, they'll assume I have a small dick or be socially deficient, etc..., but I'm helped in that regard by the money. Surely, a white wife would put up with such deficiencies in exchange for retirement-level bucks. Therefore, because of my bucks, surely I chose an Asian wife over a white wife voluntarily. In truth, I married my asian before I had money, and perhaps she enabled me to get this money in a small way. I know white wives who doghouse their husbands for losing a phone. I was down 3M at one point due to greed and my wife didn't have a bad thing to say to me.

Also, I should point out that I have a 6.5 to 7 inch penis but I sometimes have to wank myself hard.

Mischief Chad wrote:


I do have a dog.


The lack of a wife and kids shouldn't hurt until you're in your early 60's from what I've heard. A lot of expat guys go that route in the Middle East. It fucks them if they live long enough, but hey, maybe you'd be dead at 57. I've heard that's one consequence of staying single.

Mischief Chad wrote:



I keep visiting this anonymous forum because like a videogame it's a safe source of catharsis for me where I can engage in activities I wouldn't dare in real life.


You're here for catharsis? You were known for being so nice some though you were a woman. I don't think you are doing it right, but then you've been here for 20 years so who can say. Try calling someone a nigger lover.

I loved that Caltrops was a nowhere. Who's gonna find all this shit hidden away on a dead video game forum? Then, someone did find it and it lost that charm. It's even deader now, though.
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                    My bucks by Quétinbec 12/05/2019, 11:50pm PST
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                            Anyone got a shit wife? by Quétinbec 12/06/2019, 10:38pm PST
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                                I've done enough divorce mediations to know better than to ever get married. by Mischief Chad 12/08/2019, 6:12am PST
                                    Marry an Asian with "old fashioned" values by Quétinbec 12/08/2019, 3:18pm PST
                                    Marriage is not as bad as doing divorce mediations might make it seem. NT by blackwater 12/10/2019, 9:11pm PST
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                        Re: My bucks by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2019, 6:19am PST
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                                Re: My bucks by Roop 12/09/2019, 10:01pm PST
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