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Re: My bucks by Ulrachi 12/10/2019, 3:47pm PST
Quétinbec wrote:

Mysterio Prime wrote:


Is there something we can do to help pull the slumkid out of poverty?


If the mother died. If you're married, custody goes to the father when he turns 7. If he's a bastard (which he is), the mother gets him for life. I used to be 'banned' (by her) from seeing him. You can hired armed guards in the Philippines for fuck all (everyone has guns over there) and I knew where he was located in the slums, so I was gonna go that route when my friend cleverly suggested 'hiring' nuns instead. They're very religious in the slums. I made a donation to a nearby orphanage run by the nuns (and my parents donated a shitload of clothes and toys), and my then fiancee, sister, and me rocked up to his spot with three nuns. No one laid a finger on us. Where this boy lives, there aren't any windows on his house, so every window 'hole' was filled with faces of neighbours wondering what the fuck was going on. I was crying as I looked at this little boy in front of half the slum and the three nuns. That act disgraced the mother enough that I was allowed access from that point.

My plan is to get this kid to NZ during his holidays in June 2020, which is unfortunately winter where I live, but I plan on wowing him with so much cool shit during those two weeks that he hates his Mum for denying him life here and he expresses that hatred to her regularly. Jetskis, golf carts, ATMOS home theatres, swimspas, automated curtains, etc etc... Shit this boy doesn't even know exists.

I need to get him before he becomes too old and inherits the ways of a slumdog. Those ways could infect the normal family I'm building here. He's gotta be here quick, or he's gotta be shunned completely. It's a critical couple of years in his life.



So we learned that five million can buy anything but a ticket out of the Phillipines?

Get your goddamn kid out of that shithole. What is this? How dare you?
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